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Episode 8

"Usagi!" her Mother called.

"Uhhhh, leave me alone I'm tired...snooz..."

"Usagi! Get up before I throw you outside!"

"Waaaah!," she wailed, tears streaming down her face."I'm so tired and every morning you have to wake me up! Where did I go wrong? When was I a bad kid?"

"SHUTUP and GET DRESSED!"

"Okay!"

Fifteen minutes later a still rather tousled looking Usagi came into the kitchen. "Okay Mom, I'm ready, now, where is my breakfast?"

"Oh, I forgot to buy any groceries. I thought I did but.... I guess you will have to wait until lunch at school."

"WAIT FOR FOOD! No Way! I, I, I can't breathe. How can I wait that long to eat? Hmmm? What do you think I am a little skinny girl who only eats three meals a day? I am a growing teenager and I need food NOW!"

"Usagi, chill. Why don't you ask Ami to stop by the bakery with you when she gets here and you can get a doughnut or something."

"Mmmmmm... doughnuts sound pretty good!"

There was a knock on the door and Ami walked in. "Hi Usagi. I can't believe you are already up and dressed! It is a miracle!"

"Shutup Ami!!! I mean," Usagi widened her big blue eyes and tried to look soulfull "will you please go to the bakery with me?"

"But didn't you just eat breakfast you hog?"

"I am not and Mom over here fogot to make it and I am sooooo hungry!"

"Okay, since you actually got up pretty early, we will. I guess..." she said rather reluctantly.

"Oh, thanks Mom." she said sarcastically.

"I am not your Mother, I am just trying to be a good friend and have you eat nutritious food!"

"Shove it, and LETS GO!!!!"

As Usagi and Ami were walking down the street they noticed people entering restraunts, then almost immediately exiting them. They were trying to ask someone what was going on but all the people would say "Food, need Food!"

Back at Queen Beryl's palace she questioned Jadeite "Why did you get rid of everyones food you numbskull!?!?"

"Well my Queen if they cannot eat, and rush about in pandemonium, we can get much energy. Then when they are drained we don't have to worry about it."

"Excellent theory Jadeite, the only question is WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO FOR FOOD!?!?!?!?"

"I hadn't thought of that." Jadeite said bowing his head.

"Then I suggest you get to thinking!"

Meanwhile Ami and Usagi entered the bakery and saw a sign that said "Out of Food. Go Home."

"Oh my gosh," wailed Usagi. "I didn't get to eat at the house and now I can't eat at my favorite bakery! How freaking gay is that !?!?!?!" She started running around the shop looking in all the cases practically going crazy. Then she fainted.

"Usagi, USAGI!"

Usagi fuzzily saw Ami's face above her calling her name. "Ooooooh..." she moaned.

"Thank God you're okay!"

"What happened?"

"You were screaming and running, then you just fell out."

"Is there food now?!" she asked hopefully.

"No..."

"Why not what the heck is going on!?!?!?"

"Nobody knows. It has to be Beryl and Jadeite. But how does this get people's energy?"

"I know." said Usagi.

"How?"

"People like me get so crazed about lasck of food that they use a lot of energy looking for food, then when they don't find it, despairing about it."

"But what can we do?"

"I'm not sure, lets go talk to Hera and Crystal. they said they would be in school today."

"SCHOOL!!!!!!!! I totally forgot! Lets go!"

As they were running Ami couldn't help but notice Usagi snickering to herself.

"What is so funny?" she asked.

"Just the fact that you, Braniac Ami, forgot about school."

"Oh bite me! Thank goodness we're there!"

"Yeah great..."

When they walked they saw this on the chalkboard " Students, due to the lack of food school has been canceled." Suddenly Hera and Crystal walked in.

"Hi you guys!" said Usagi.

"Hey." "Hi." they replied rather dismally.

"What is it?" Ami asked.

"Well, Crystal stayed at my house last night and we were having so much fun, we never ate anything."

Crystal then butted in with "Yeah, and then we woke up and there wasn't anything left!"

"And we're starving." they chorused together.

"I am soooo sorry you guys." said Usagi. "I would be depressed too."

"Well at least we came up with why the food is gone." Ami said.

"Why?" questioned Hera.

"Well..."

"I figured it out so I get to tell them!" Usagi pushed through.

"Okay Usagi don't flip out." Ami said exasperatedly.

"Okay. What it is, is Jadeite must have figured out if nobody has food, they will freak out and use up lots of energy."

"You actually came up with this?" asked Crystal.

Usagi just gave her a dirty look as if to say "You are so incompetent, do not question me, your supreme ruler."

"Well anyways," said Hera glancing sidelong at the two, "I know what we can do."

"What?" they all asked breathlessly, at the same time.

"We can go to Beryl's palace, kick butt, then go home and eat!!!"

"Great plan! Lets go!" yelled Crystal, then looked around sheepishly.

When they walked up to the palace Crstal mouthed 'Wow'.

"What, haven't you seen it before?" aked Ami.

"No, I wasn't important enough in the Negaverse to get to see the actual Queen's palace." She quickly glanced around and added, "But. Um. It's not that great. I'm not in awe of her anymore, or anything."

"Riiiiiiiiiiiight..." Usagi mumbled sounding quite a bit like Dr. Evil from Austin Powers.

"Well it isn't that great inside, it's actually hugomongously gross. Kind of like a G.A.L's house."

"Okay..." she said rather clulessly.

"We have this joke where this nerd B.J. and his Suave friend Nhoj try to act cool. And Nhoj is pretty cool but, B.J.'s a G.A.L . I actually went as far as to getting a patent from our patent making friend Eitak for the word. And it means Geek And Loser." Usagi explained.

"What Ever!" She said rather cheerleader-ish.

"Anyways... Back to work."

When they got inside the Senshi found Beryl and Jadeite gleefully laughing. They heard "It is working my Queen!" Then, "Yes for the first time EVER, a plan of yours has worked!"

Usagi then thought to herself, They think that nobody can beat them, well, we will!!!!!! "Come on you guys lets transform!" she yelled stepping out of the darkness. "Moon prism power!"

"Earth mass magic!"

"Starlight Crystal power!"

"Mercury blast POWER!" Ami said, iceballs flying around.

"Ami, I didn't notice you had transformed already." said Usagi.

"Not very observant are you?"

"Oh yes Little Sailor Senshi's," Jadeite said stepping in front of them "think you can defeat me??? HAHAHA" he laughed. "As if you could beat me, Master Jadeite."

"Moon tiara stardust POWER!"

"Oh what a weak attack!" Beryl said.

"Oh yeah, well Shine Aqua Illusion POWER!" yelled Ami. She knocked Beryl to the ground.

"So you have a power that can hurt a little. You Senshi will never get rid of me!" Beryl thundered jumping to her feet. "Gem Stone Rancid ATTACK!"

"Nothing happened."

"Lets try for Jadeite" Hera mumbled. "Boulder, Smash, POWER!"

Jadeite fell to the ground and moaned. The Senshi smiled at each other and told Crystal to try out one of her new unknown powers. She was a little nervous, but knew she was powerful enough to not get hurt just trying. Even if her powers hadn't reached full potential yet. So she yelled the one she had been working on but had yet to see its effects "Starlight, Shine, SHATTER!"

The Senshi lookied on in amazement. Queen Beryl and Jadeite had turned into glass and broke into many pieces. But in every shard of glass was a piece of the demon's faces.

"We will have someone stronger, more experienced, and much more powerful get you next time girls! I may be down now but oneday in the future, I will rise again. Jadeite? JADEITE?"

Jadeite had dissapeared. Crystal's attack had been so powerful it got rid of him but...

Sorry to leave you hangin' I just love to. Sooooooo sorry it took me this long to update. With exams and evil band teachers that make you slave over heavy boxes and clean dirty office... J/K U KNOW WHO. Oh, Undercover, how did you like how I depicted GAL in there? Well Gots to go. Read and Review and Merry Christmas,Happy Hanakau hope I spelled that right and Great Kwanza. BYE!!!