CHAPTER 7: AFRICA PART 1

"How many people are in Africa?" Stupendous Man asked.

"I don't know, about a billon gazillion or something!" Calvin said.

In about three hours, they drowned everyone in Africa in noodles!

Later, after dinner, Calvin and the others were around a big fire, telling stories.

"You know, I used to live here." Tracer said.

"But I decided to live in New York and that's how I got my New York Accent!"

"You know, I used to have wife." Hobbes said.

"Three months ago, I was in a cave and I met Alex. We had a wedding the next day, but on the same day, Alex gave birth to 6 little kittens, but sadly, we gave them away. Three hours later, she left. Man, I miss her so much."

Everyone was silent after Hobbes told his story.

"I know how you feel." Stupendous Man said.

"I remember the day that I almost lost my stupendous scream! I was drinking water, but I didn't know that it had blueberries in it. I was allergic to blueberries! after I drank it, I was practicing my scream, but I didn't scream. 4 weeks later, I found a cure! I had to rub a porcupine and eating bacon at the same time! Fortunately, it worked! I won't drink blueberry juice again!"

"Great story!" Tracer Bullet said. "I want to show you guys something."

Calvin, Hobbes and the 2 alter egos followed Tracer Bullet. Pretty soon, they went inside a big hotel! It was 5 stories high!

Tracer showed his old room. It was 309. 309 is the only room in the hotel that has a microwave, a fireplace, a popcorn machine and a Jacuzzi!

"Okay, let's get out of here." Spaceman Spiff said.

"Wow, look at all the stars!" Calvin said looking out the window.

"I've never seen so many stars in my life! I…AAAHHH!"

Calvin almost fell over. "Calvin!" Tracer Bullet said trying to pull Calvin up. Hobbes, Spaceman Spiff, and Stupendous Man just stood there.

"Guys, a little help here!" Tracer Bullet said.

"I don't feel like it." Spaceman Spiff said.

"I'm looking for the right moment."

"Well, the moment is now!" Tracer Bullet said, panting and holding Calvin with all his might.

Hobbes played poker with Stupendous Man. "C'mon, Hobbes! You know you're losing it!" Stupendous man said. "You're incorrect, Stupendous!" Hobbes said. "I'm going to stay silent, obedient, and unflappable. Simple as that."

"I'll see your can of tuna fish." Stupendous Man said.

"And I'll raise you a Cherry soda!"

"GUYS!"

They weren't paying attention. They were still playing poker.

"A LITTLE HELP!" Finally, the stopped playing.

"Okay. Let's help them." Spaceman Spiff agreed.

Hobbes, Spaceman, and Stupendous is pulling Tracer Bullet so Tracer Bullet can pull Calvin up, but unfortunately, they all fell.

Two stories later, Tracer Bullet was hanging on to a flag pole. Calvin was under Tracer, Stupendous was under Calvin, Hobbes was under Stupendous, and Stupendous was under Spaceman.

They all cried for help.

"HELP! OH GOOD LORD! SOMEBODY SAVE US!" Calvin screamed.

"HELP US!" Hobbes said.

"Oh for the love of…" Spaceman said.

"No need to panic guys." Calvin said.

"I'm sure some one is going to come rescue us."

There was silence.

"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Hobbes said at last. Everyone started yelling.