Mai's Openning Notes:
What if . . . The Inuyasha series was canceled?
The characters, being actors would find themselves
in some odd situations. Follow me in this small parody
that I started thanks to a friend. Yes, it's you Eric XD
So even if this fanfiction sucks it's dedicated to you. So
here is the introduction to the story.
Also I don't own any of the characters.
This will be the only time I write a disclaimer.

Mild Language.

There he stood, milky skin and silver hair. A strong breeze blew as the man stoof on his hounches on an edge. A loud crash is heard as the man tips over in a large dumpster. "Ah crap!" His rusted voice echoes as he poked his head out. He removed a banana peal out of his knotted silver hair. His face was dirty and his red outfit was shredded. Slowly he climbed out and stood bare foot on the dirty alley way ground. His dog ears twitched as he looked to the side. "Naraku"

Naraku steps out from behind a dumpster and looks at the dirty young man a few times "Inuyasha" They hadn't seen eachother since the last shooting of the series. They hadn't spoken a word to eachother since that last filler episode.

"Naraku" Inuyasha said as he looked over at the sludgy baboon coat Naraku adorned himself with.

"Inuya- " He coughed lightly and held his stomach as he stood with a hunch on his back. He looked horrible as did Inuyasha. The time they had been unemployed had treated the two horribly.To think it was all Yoshi-san's fault for making them record so many fillers before the series ended. If only . . . if only. "Inuyasha . . ." He stood straight and regally "Can you spare some change?"

"CHANGE! CHANGE! You're asking me for change! I had to pawn my fricken Tetsusaiga because I had no fricken money. Who told you to smoke so much damn pot" Inuyasha turned from him and started to walk out of the alley. Naraku childishly reached out to him as Inuyasha faded away.

"Inuyasha my love. If only things were different. I wish I could have stayed in rehab . . . It's my fault there were so many fillers" He sighed and coughed lightly as he knelt on the ground. "Why why!"

Narator:
To think all this could have been avoided. If Naraku had stayed in rehab and gotten help there wouldn't have been so many fillers. If only he hadn't. Now our heros unemployed moneyless and potless. What will they do? Will they do now?

She walked around down the streets on 43rd. She wore a slinky skirt that barely covered her legs. A small shirt that pressed against her breast. Stilletos adorned her feet as she stopped by a car and knelt at the window "Hey baby" She said as she flipped at her ebony black hair. Her brown eyes scanned into his Crossfire. "Need some company tonight?"

Dark eyes looked up from dark shades. A sinister smile came across the man's face. "How much for the night?" He asked as he scanned over the fragile form that draped over his car door.

She giggled "Depends on what you want done" She said with a wink as she reclined into the car. Her breast pressed together, pushed up against where the window one was. "Five hundred for the whole package" she said giving him another wink.

He winced and looked her over once more. If only her voice was nonexistant and a bag over her head wouldn't do any wrong. He sighed, he had a bad week at work and a quick #$& would do him good. Even if the broad had such an annoying emotionless, childish voice. Damn her voice was so annoying it sounded like a squirrel fell out of a tree, thengetting bitten by a bear while they were getting run over as the squirrel was having a seizure. Well, it would have to do. "Get in" He said as he pulled up his window. He'd have to remind her not to talk much while they were at it. It might make him lose any interest he had for her body.She walked around the car and opened the door. She slid in and closed the door as she crossed her long legs. The man turned the ignition and drove off into the night.

She walked around down the streets on 43rd. She wore a slinky skirt that barely covered her legs. A small shirt that pressed against her breast. Stilletos adorned her feet as she stopped by a car and knelt at the window "Hey baby" She said as she flipped at her ebony black hair. Her brown eyes scanned into his Crossfire. "Need some company tonight?"Dark eyes looked up from dark shades. A sinister smile came across the man's face. "How much for the night?" He asked as he scanned over the fragile form that draped over his car door.She giggled "Depends on what you want done" She said with a wink as she reclined into the car. Her breast pressed together, pushed up against where the window one was. "Five hundred for the whole package" she said giving him another wink.He winced and looked her over once more. If only her voice was nonexistant and a bag over her head wouldn't do any wrong. He sighed, he had a bad week at work and a quick #$& would do him good. Even if the broad had such an annoying emotionless, childish voice. Damn her voice was so annoying it sounded like a squirrel fell out of a tree, thengetting bitten by a bear while they were getting run over as the squirrel was having a seizure. Well, it would have to do. "Get in" He said as he pulled up his window. He'd have to remind her not to talk much while they were at it. It might make him lose any interest he had for her body.She walked around the car and opened the door. She slid in and closed the door as she crossed her long legs. The man turned the ignition and drove off into the night.
Mai's Final Thoughts:
So that was the openning. What did you guys think?
I think I was too cruel with that last character introduced . . .
Meh, I'm not mean enough though that made me so sad.
Anyway, Ihope that Iatleast get some comments.
Meep. I love comments they make me happy !