A/N I'm just messing about really, I have no idea what I'm gonna do, I'll have to have a think about it so this will probably be crap because its just spontaneous.

Day 1

12:45 am

Kurda and Gannen are in the kitchen.

Most of the housemates are in the living room.

Steve: I'm not saying don't be yourself, I'm just saying you have to entertain the public if you want to stay in the game.

Darren: I think you're wrong, people aren't stupid, they can see past acts.

Steve: Whatever, ok, I'm only trying to help. But then that's always been your problem.

Darren: what's that supposed to mean?

Vancha: guys, come on, don't start already.

Steve: it's none of your business.

Debbie: Steve, leave it!

Steve: Oh, how original! Gang up on me because I'm half vampaneze, you're all just racist!

Darren: we're not racist, you're just being a prat!

Steve: See if I care… I don't have to listen to this!

Steve storms off into the bedroom.

Darren: I didn't mean to upset him, I've got nothing against the guy but… you know.

Vancha: yeah we know, you don't have to defend yourself.

In the kitchen…

Gannen: What do you think of Darren?

Kurda: I don't know, he's nice enough but I think he likes to be a bit too bossy.

Gannen: I know what you mean.

Kurda: What are you cooking anyway?

Gannen: Pasta

Kurda: what with?

Gannen: I'm not sure, I don't think there's anything else.

Kurda: Nothing?

Gannen: There's some tuna and sweetcorn, we could use that.

Kurda: yeah, that's good.

Gannen: Have they given us any blood?

Kurda: I'll check.

Kurda looks In the fridge then in all the cupboards.

Kurda: no

Gannen: But we need some

Kurda: I know

Gannen: maybe we should ask

Kurda: ok, I'll go

Kurda enters the diary room and sits on the big, red, blow up chair.

Big Brother: Hello Kurda

Kurda: Hello Big Brother, I've just come to ask if we could possibly have some blood because I don't know about anyone else but I haven't drunk any in a week and I'm feeling crap.

Big Brother: Have you tried drinking water Kurda?

Kurda: Water? I'm a vampire not a fish! Please Big Brother, we really need blood!

Big Brother: Big Brother has noted your request Kurda, you may now leave the diary room.

8:53pm

All of the housemates are in the living room.

Big Brother: could two housemates please come to the diary room.

Gavner: I'll go!

Evra: Me too

Evanna: And me.

Gavner: no, you stay there.

Evanna: I'm going!

Arra: Let them go.

Evra and Gavner enter the diary room.

Evra: hello Big Brother!

Big Brother: Hello Evra, Hello Gavner. Big Brother has called you to the diary room to make an important decision.

Gavner: Oh no!

Evra: What do you think it is?

Gavner: It can't be good.

Big Brother: Big Brother has chosen a new housemate to live with you in the Big Brother House. You must make a decision as to whether he may live with you in the house or not, if he does then this week you may only have a small shopping budget. If he doesn't you may have blood, alcohol, sweets and crisps as well as a larger shopping budget for the week.

Evra: What!

Gavner: Oh nuts!

Evra: You want us to choose now?

Big Brother: Big Brother would like you to decide now.

Evra: what do we say?

Gavner: I'm not sure… it could be anybody. And if we have a new person then the shopping will have to be even less for each person.

Evra: but it would be better having a new housemate.

Gavner: I suppose so.

Evra: Big Brother, we would like to have a new housemate.

Big Brother: Thank you Evra, thank you Gavner.

The secret door opens and a tall, round, purple skinned vampaneze walks in, grinning insanely.

Evra: Oh my God!

Gavner: Oh no!

Evra: what have we done!

Murlough: Yes! Murlough is in the Big Brother House, oh yes he is!

Big Brother: You may now all leave the diary room and introduce your new housemate to the others.

They all leave the diary room, Gavner and Evra looking terrified and ashamed of themselves.