CHAPTER 9: ASIA

When Calvin stopped in Asia, Hobbes was shocked.

"This… is my home!" Hobbes said, surprised.

Hobbes showed everyone where he used to live.

Everyone was impressed.

Hobbes's home was big and when I mean big, I mean big!

He had a lake that was 30 feet long!

Nice and comfortable beds made out of leaves, and Hobbes's refrigerator.

Hobbes opened his refrigerator where there were 1,118,785 cans! Don't you get it?

That's when Calvin and Hobbes were born!

Calvin and Hobbes started on November 18, 1985, so the number 11 is November, the number 18 is the date, and the 85 is the year!

When Hobbes opened up the refrigerator the refrigerator was stinky!

Well no wonder!

Hobbes has been keeping those tuna cans for as long as he could remember.

"Hobbes, I really, really hate to say this," Calvin said.

"But…Your refrigerator is funky! It stinks! It's a pigsty! It smells like a dead rat! It's like a bird died in here! Since when did you make apple cider and turned it into that huh!"

"Well excuse me!" Hobbes scoffed.

"If you must know, this is my tuna collection, and I like it where it is, and you are going to look at it, whether you like it, or not!"

Then, Tracer Bullet threw up in Hobbes's old bed. For dinner that night, Hobbes made tuna casserole, but nobody wanted it.

The next day, everyone got into the time machine and they went to Australia.

"What are you doing Calvin?" Hobbes asked.

"I'm making my new invention: The noodle machine!"

"What does it do?" Stupendous man asked.

"You find the person that you want to throw noodles at, put the can of noodles here, push the button and badda bing badda BOOM! The person is covered in noodles!"

"Now That's an invention!" Spaceman said.

"Watch this."

Calvin aimed at a very young lady. He put a can of chicken noodle soup in the slot of the noodle master 8000 and BOOM! The young lady has noodles in her hair.

"Got her! Ha! Ha! Ha! That's the last person in this country. Come on. Let's go to Australia!"

"I don't know about that, Calvin." Tracer said.

"I heard something that they have in Australia that's really gross!"

"Don't worry." Hobbes said.

"I'm sure whatever they have in Australia might be great!"

"Yeah. And mom always keeps telling me to try new things." Calvin said.

"That's great! Another noodle mission in this country is complete." Hobbes said.

"Next up, Australia, so let's go, mates!" Calvin said.

Sorry if this chapter was too short. Next one will be longer.