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The music blared as the bass played on high and strobes flashed in a hypnotic pulse. Welcome to FSW Slam Jam. The worlds first party pay per view.

"Hey this is Joey Styles at ringside tonight replacing HHH who will have a big night tonight in his first match in eight years! I would hand it over to Shane but he is in the mosh pit getting carried by the crowd!"

"It goes one for the money, homie, two for the show. We tore the roof off this mutha it's time to blow..." The speakers blared POD's "Lights Out" for their new CD Testify in stores now as "911" Ryan Walters from RCW came to the ring. "Hey bitches." The audience booed the RCW star. " I just came from a project. Ya who builds an arena by a government assisted housing market?" He is booed by everyone for poking at the living situation of many New Orleanders. "No but in all seriousness, I just had the night of my life earlier at RCW Project Revolution I won a battle royal, defeating 10 of you so called 'wrestlers' from Shity Star Wrestling to earn a number one contenders spot at Five Star Revolution for the RCW world title. On Saturday I smashed Lou E. Dangerously and Bubba Ray Dudley!" A 'go to hell' chant was started by a drunken fan in the mosh pit and soon the whole SuperDome was chanting. "Plus tonight you will have to call '911' for Triple H after I-" But he didn't finish as the East Side Boyz, B-12 and Mikey G.

"Yo Dogg? What is wrong wit yo hizzle?" B-12 started. "Dis is a party man. 'Ave some fun!"

"You come out and interrupt me, you never have touched gold and never will. You are just two Insane Clown Posse wanna be burnouts!" Walters retorted back.

"We will see that soon brotha! ESB will win the tag titles tonight and you will see. So get your patrolman ass oudda our ringizzle!" After saying that Mikey G when and shoved '911'. Ryan then headed back at the ESB but was grabbed by security who forced him into an empty chair by the announcers table. The Marvelous Midgets soon came out and the first match was underway.

Mikey started in against Buff-E. He put his hand on the small mans forehead making Buff-E unable to attack. The Midget then slid between his legs bounced off the ropes and slid from Mikey's' backside through the legs but this time he grabbed onto the back pockets of the gangsters baggy jeans ripping his legs out from under him making G go flat on his back, pants down at his knees. Buff-E made the tag with Tuff-E and they both went back to Mikey G. They picked him off the ground, pulled his pants up and together they suplexed him. Both began punching G until the referee came and literally picked up Buff-E and took him to his corner. Meanwhile Mikey got up and made a tag with B-12 the no nonsense brawler. He gave a right hand that turned Tuff-E on his "Spobly Spoobly" and then a knee to the head put him on his back. In what appeared to be kindness B-12 lifted Tuff-E only long enough to hit the ropes and slid on his knees to get low enough for a 'Drive By' to get the win.

The Winners and New FSW Tag Team Champions are The East Side Boyz

'911' was on his feet in a jiffy and began giving some anti black words to B-12 who was out of the ring quick and about to strike when the security grabbed '911' and escorted him to ironically a police car for keeping until his match.

The Titan Tron started showing an American Flag. A buff white man in camo came on. "I am GI Bro and I defend all that is sacred...and American! So wet backs and hidenstoodles watch out!"

A video package showcases the history of Rey Mysterio and Ultimo Dragon beginning with Rey's former WWE star tournament and how Ultimo wasn't invited. It progressed to scenes from the Demolished Cage match and finally to Rey interfering to eliminate Rey from the FSW number one contenders tournament. Dragon starts off with a kick to the ribs and then goes big with a spinning heel kick which Rey ducked. Mysterio gave a punch and then snap mares Ultimo who is up quick only to go down from a dropkick and then to get up quickly again and go on the offensive. He kicks Rey in the head but Rey is back on his feet only to do the same to Dragon. Dragon grabs him and Irish whips Rey to the corner. Dragon rushes at him but Rey gets a foot up. Ultimo comes back with 2 kicks to each side and a kick to the head. He then applied a headlock. Rey slips out, hops on Dragon's shoulders, spins down giving a huricarana like effect. Rey puts a knee in Ultimo's back and pulls on his arms but the champion got a foot to the ropes. Dragon gets up flips over Rey. He tries to grab from behind but Rey spins and gives a knee to his chest. Rey Irish whips Dragon but he flips over and gives a knee to the gut and a DDT. He pins but only gets a two. He picks Rey up and Irish whips him. Rey hops onto Dragon and gives a huricarana that threw Ultimo Dragon from the ring. Rey bounces off the top rope and gives a shooting star press to the outside. He is up and gets in. It is a five count when Dragon enters once more. Rey rushes and gives a leg lariat. Rey gives a spinning 360 leg drop but Dragon rolled over. Rey picked him up and delivers a release German suplex but the champion does a complete flip in the air and landed on his feet. At this time it is noticed that another lightweight, Maxx Hexx, is at the top of the ramp. Dragon kicks Rey in the back of the head flooring him. Ultimo climbs up the top rope and hips a direct corkscrew moonsault. He pins and almost gets a 3 count by a fraction of a second. Dragon leans on the bottom rope to catch his breath when Rey hopped up and connects a quick 619! He jumps to the top and is gonna fly for a west coast pop but Maxx slides in between his legs and power bombed Rey from the top all the way to the cement floor. Ultimo goes after Maxx but is hit from behind by Tiny Xtreme! Maxx and Tiny X give DX like crotch chops before leaving.

The Match Is Ruled A No Contest-The FSW Light Division Is Still Ultimo Dragon

We see Cyrus backstage with all of his champions. "Well I said I would be here and I am. So you want an announcement do we? Well this may be news to you but, RCW is better than FSW!" Cyrus and his cronies laugh. "RCW is the better brand and will became the best brand in the world through the XLX television network." ESB enders the room with their new belts over their shoulders. B-12 starts.

"Dogg, you think yo can beat us? We are betta dan you and your little belts buckle wearin, do y'all realiz' dat yo tag champs is a Rhino and an old man da says fuck to much?"

"We will takes you on at Five Stizzar Revolizzle n we will takes you out like any baller chump that bites more dan dey can chewizzew, drive by style! Like this and like that and like this and uh!" Finished Mikey G as the FSW Tag champs walked away.

Spike and Mutt Soldier had big heat going into their match after earlier they Spike had sacrificed his chances for the RCW Junior Heavyweight Title to take out Mutt. Spike tried to keep it more like a shoot fight but Mutt Soldier Z gave it a strong style feel. Z looked like he would be giving a Mutter but than Spike managed to slip out of the way and give a spin kick to the shoulder of Soldier. He went down right away and it was clear it may have been dislocated from the well aimed shot. Spike later was going for what was know as the Dudley Dog but Mutt Soldier Z managed to catch him on the top rope. Spike grabbed Mutts head tighter and jumped to the outside giving an inverted spike DDT onto the steel ring steps. A major dent was left in the stairs and Mutt had ripped the top of his mask and blood was poring out. But the cruel Spike wasn't done yet. He dragged the unconscious Soldier to the announce table. Spike got him an top of it and gave Z's own finisher the mutter to him through the table. But that wasn't enough even though, he got Mutt on his shoulders and gave a crucifix onto the metal barrier into the pit where the body diapered into the crazy crowd. Spike got a microphone to give his two cents. "That is what you get mother fucker! You mess with me and I don't stop till I put the Spike inyour coffin. Goodbye Bitch! You WILL NOT forget FSW!" He dropped the mic and went out into the crowd after the slump lifeless body of Mutt Soldier Z. He grabbed him by the mask and drug him to the ring. He reached into his jeans pocket and pulled out a knife. He carved a FSW into the bare back,. He rolled him over and pinned him for the win after the bloody encounter.

The Winner Is Spike

After the paramedics took Mutt away a bloody FSW was lettered in the mat and will be left forever in scar on the Soldier's back.

In the FSW Heavyweight title match Tribal Warrior had to be on the defensive as the larger Gargomoth tried to destroy him. Warrior was just giving small moves to take the big African down. In a move of strength Gargomoth threw the champion but in flight he knocked the referee out. finally got his hands on the champ but he dropped him when Tribal Warrior spit in his eye. A dropkick to the knee took Gargomoth down a step. Tribal Warrior got on the top rope and flew to give his fling cross body. Gargo turned to catch him and got him but the force continued to push him backwards and they toppled over the top rope. Warrior ended up getting launched a ways up the ramp and Gargomoth looked stunned but some was getting up,Out from under the ring rolled Budu Ki Tiger. The tiger skin wearing Asian Assassin smashed a kendo stick over Gargomoth's head. He then took the Africans hand by to of the bratwurst like fingers and got onto the top of the barrier. He flipped over Gargomoth's head while still holding his hand and landed on his feet. Gargo grabbed his shoulder painfully but was slapped silly by a kendo shot to the back of the head ans as it fell it smashed the ring steps, the stick was snapped in two. The ref began getting up and so Budu took off into the crowd. The pieces of the stick held high over his head. Tribal rolled the big man in and pinned him.

The Winner and Still FSW Heavyweight Champion is Tribal Warrior

Paul Heyman and his crone '911' Ryan Walters paraded the ring as 'King of Kings' played and out came Triple H for the handicap match. As soon as the bell rang the RCW General Manager left the ring to go outside. HHH and 911 locked up to start off the this interpromotional bout. HHH won the lockup and lifted Walters high in a vertical suplex, but Ryan shifted his weight he flew down and drove a knee into HHH's chest. HHH rolled out to catch the breath he lost and realize that he has aged since entering the ring last. Paul went to kick him in the ribs but Trips turned and used Heyman's extended leg to lift him and bull rush the RCW executive into the metal barrier. Someone in the pit dumped their beer on Paul's head. Before HHH could further attack Ryan grabbed the FSW announcer and threw him hard into the apron. Ryan rolled HHH into the ring. Their battled continued until Ryan climbed up to the top for the 'Red Alert' moonsault. Triple H hopped up and caught the flying Walters in a way so that 911's back was to HHH's chest and that he was hanging upside down. HHH let go of Walters who fell right into a Pedigree stance with his head between HHH's legs. Triple H grabbed the arms and hit the Pedigree. He covered for the pin, 1, 2, kick out by Ryan Walters! HHH leaves the ring and reaches under the apron. Paul charges but is shoves with such for force he falls back. HHH rolls in with his sledge hammer while 911 rises. The referee grabs it from HHH but Trips takes him out with a big right hand causing the official to falling and release the hammer which slips to the feet of Ryan Walters. Paul climbs in and orders him to use it to take out HHH. Ryan doesn't move. Paul orders him again and also threatens him this time that if he doesn't he will lose his job. Ryan turns and looks Paul in the eye. Paul picks up the hammer and while ordering Ryan to take out HHH pokes 911 in the stomach. Ryan slaps him across the face. Paul looks in dismay and doesn't see HHH coming with another sledge hammer. He goes down and begins bleeding from above the eye. HHH gives a Pedigree while 911 walks up the ramp. HHH covers 1, 2, 3.

The Winner is Triple H

Tino comes out when Ryan Walters reached the ramps top. They shook hands and Tino spoke into the microphone he brought out. "I can't thank you enough, so, as a gift, though you already are competing for the RCW Heavyweight Title at Five Star Revelation I would also like you to face Tribal Warrior for the FSW Heavyweight Title. Speaking of Five Star Revelation, I would like to announce that the FSW five man team for the war games match will be the winner of the ten man cage crazy match that is right now. So HHH if you could please return to the announce booth." With that cameras focused on HHH.

He was in the ring holding the Sledgehammers over his head with one foot on Paul Heyman. He went to the announce table and put on the head set. First thing he said was "You can also got to hell you ECW fan boy" and proceeded to pick up Joey Styles and gave him and Alabama Slam like maneuver through the table. Joey's neck was at such an angle that after the table broke he did a somersault like action onto the cement around the ring.

The first one eliminated in the cage crazy match was Kaz after being power bombed by Hellfire. K-Squared was next when he got a super kick to the jaw from Brimstone. The last of the K Klan, Krazy K, fell to a lead pipe shot after Shawn V. Pain took the metal pipe from his boot making it a 5 on 2 match. Tides changed when Abyss caught both pains in a Black Hole Slam pinfall making it 3 against 2 but not for long as Big Van Doom laid in the Burial Pound on Brimstone to even the odds. The sizes of Dooms of the Abyss then gave them an easy destruction of Hellfire after blooding him with the cage. They systematically destroyed their arch rival Diablo. After the Black Hole Slam Abyss went for the pin but at the 2 Big Van Doom pulled him off. He hit the Burial Pound and then pinned Diablo. 1, 2, Abyss pulls BVD off. Abyss lifts Big Van Doom on his shoulders and delivers the shock treatment. He stands and looks to where Diablo was but all there is is a spot of bloodstained mat. He is hit with a top rope hurricarana that ends with Diablo on top of him. 1, 2, 3!

The referee signals for the bell and declarers that since Dooms of the Abyss aren't working together the pinfall will count as the final elimination.

The Winner is Diablo and His Team

Diablo takes off out of the ring and celebrates with his team. The PPV goes off the air while Abyss and Big Van Doom are staring each other down in the center of the cage nose to nose.