"Miss Eliza…"
"No, Miss Carrot. I beg your pardon, I just remembered the excellent dishes served during dinner. The carrots and other vegetables were perfectly done."
"But of course! I ensure that Cook uses the freshest and finest produce. Do you think Mr Darcy enjoyed his favourite, the white soup?
"Erm... no, I think not. He only consumed a few spoonfuls."
"Really?"
"And he only took small slices of the mutton."
"That is unusual. Perhaps a lack of appetite?"
"He looked rather pale."
"Oh, my poor Mr Darcy! He must be unwell. I must attend to him at once."
"Goodbye…"
