"Miss Eliza…"

"No, Miss Carrot. I beg your pardon, I just remembered the excellent dishes served during dinner. The carrots and other vegetables were perfectly done."

"But of course! I ensure that Cook uses the freshest and finest produce. Do you think Mr Darcy enjoyed his favourite, the white soup?

"Erm... no, I think not. He only consumed a few spoonfuls."

"Really?"

"And he only took small slices of the mutton."

"That is unusual. Perhaps a lack of appetite?"

"He looked rather pale."

"Oh, my poor Mr Darcy! He must be unwell. I must attend to him at once."

"Goodbye…"