Disclaimer: Must they rub in my face the fact that I own absolutely nothing? Well, I have an Inu-Yasha plushie:)

A/N: Wow, this story just keeps coming out! I may actually finish this fic, if there is a way to finish it. For those of you who have no idea what Inu-Yasha is I hope I've made the personalities of the characters very clear so you can get it anyway.

Chapter 3: I Beg Your Pardon but, You Have Dog Ears

Now, I said that our crew were sucked into an inter dimensional worm hole, but I didn't mention the time warp they hit right after that. So, they don't know it, but they've landed somewhere in the feudal era of Japan. They've landed somewhere in a forest and right in the middle of a fight between the Inu-Yasha crew and a really big, really ugly demon.

When I say the landed in the middle, I literally mean they landed in between the two battling forces. The big purple, slimy cockroach reared up in front of them and out from behind them dashed a man with white hair and dog ears wielding a sword.

"What are you doing? Get out of the way humans" the man yelled. He sunk his sword into the cockroach, but the purple bug acted as if it didn't feel a thing. It flung him off and he landed on his feet.

Buffy had seen a demon very similar to this one once and she nodded at Willow, she knew what to do. Buffy took Mr. Pointy out of her pocket and thanked the powers that be that she always traveled with Mr. Pointy. She charged the big purple bug.

"What are you doing you stupid human" the white haired man screamed at Buffy.

Buffy didn't even take notice of the man; she was already lost in the thrill of battle. When she came to the cockroach she did an extremely powerful front tuck up its leg. She stood on the big slimy head and plunged her stake into each eye. When she pulled Mr. Pointy out of the second eye there was a tiny shard of glass stuck in the goop. Buffy took this with her forefinger and thumb, then leapt off the purple bug.

This was where Willow's magic came into play. She made a few symbols in the air and the purple cockroach burst into a contained flame.

"Do shikon shards burn" asked a girl whose eyes had gone wide.

"Hey, does one of those shard thingies look like a bit of glass" Buffy asked.

"Yes" answered the girl.

Buffy handed the shard to the girl, eye goop and all. "Well then, here you go. I'm Buffy by the way. The redheaded witch is Willow, and they guy with the eye patch is Xander. The bald black guy is Wood, and the girl with her arm around him is Faith. Then this blonde guy next to me is Spike" everyone waved as Buffy introduced them.

The girl with the goopy shard in her hand stopped grimacing at the shard. "I'm Kagome. The girl with the giant boomerang is Sango. The guy who's drooling is Miroku and he's a pervert."

Miroku gave a slight snort of resentment. Then he got down on one knee in front of Willow. "Will you bare my child?"

Willow looked down at him. "I'm gay."

Miroku stood up. He was visibly shaken by the idea that any girl that hot could be gay.

"Any way" Kagome continued. "This little fox is Shippo and that guy sulking over there is Inu-Yasha."

"I beg your pardon but, you have dog ears" Wood said to Inu-Yasha.

"No, really" Inu-Yasha snapped.

"He's half dog demon" Kagome said.

"Oh, he must be like I used to be then" Spike had more to say, but he never got the chance to say it.

"I have never and will never be like you human" Inu-Yasha growled. He started to lung for Spike, but was abruptly stopped by Kagome.

"Sit" Kagome commanded and Inu-Yasha fell face first into the ground.

"See, I've been trying to say that I'm human now" Spike said.

"We heard you the first time" Xander muttered.

"That is so cool. You have to tell me how you do that" Faith marled.

"Well, it's a spell Priests Kaede cast" Kagome said. "By the way, why are you here?"

The group froze. It was a good question, why were they here?

"We don't know" Willow said.

Kagome sighed, "Well then, we'd better take you to see Priests Kaede."

"We don't have to do that. Tell them where to find the old bat and let them figure it out on their own" Inu-Yasha complained.

"No, we're going to escort them. Now come on" Kagome began to lead the way out of the forest and into Kaede's village.