A/N: Gods! It's been forever. I've neglected my poor little fanfiction. It's ok, I'm back. For a little while.

Disclaimer: Who could have guessed it? I don't own Pokemon or Buffy. According to my dad, I don't even own me, he does.

Ch.8: Oh No Fuzzy Animals

They all appeared standing upright by a stream in a forest clearing. Then Dawn was attack by a yellow blur and toppled onto her back.

"Pikachu!" The fuzzy yellow creature was sitting on Dawn's stomach and twitched an ear.

"Ahhh! Get it off" Dawn screamed.

"What the heck is it" Faith nudged the pikachu with her foot and it hopped off Dawn.

"It's a pokemon" Xander said.

"You know this how" Buffy asked.

"Just keep it away from me" Dawn cowered behind her sister.

"Don't look at me like that. What else was I supposed to do at the hospital while they kept me overnight to observe my eye" Xander shifted uneasily.

"There you are Pikachu" a boy called out. "Come here." Pikachu ran over to the dark haired boy and hopped up his arm to his shoulder.

"How can you touch it" Dawn squealed.

"Hi, I'm Ash" he seemed to ignore Dawn's comment and held a hand out to Willow.

"Don't touch him Willow! You'll be infected with pokemonitis" Dawn stopped Willow from shaking Ash's hand.

"So there's this part of the legend I'm supposed to tell you" Ash said. "It goes…you know what? I forgot how it goes. Hey Misty, help me please!"

Misty walked into the little clearing by the stream. "I should have known better than to trust you Ash. It goes like this. The witch with her burden/ emotion she has strived to deal with/ she's found only wrong places/ but soon her efforts will avail."

"Sounds like it's taking about you Will" Xander said.

"I know my burden, but what's that about wrong places" Willow asked.

"I think it means Kennedy" Dawn said bluntly.

"What" Willow asked confused.

"I know I sound really mean, but we could all tell that Kennedy was way wrong for you. She was too bossy" Dawn said.

"And bitchy" Buffy said behind her hand.(The author clearly despises Kennedy.)

"Oh, I guess you're right" Willow looked down at her feet.

"But hey," Xander said, "on the bright side, you're going to find a good thing to help you."

"Yeah" Willow smiled.

"Ok, Zappdos make a portal" Ash yelled.

Misty looked at Ash like he was a six fingered freak. "Ash, are you insane?"

"No, I'm the ultimate master and friend to all pokemon" Ash laughed maniacally.

"I still don't see any Zappdos" Misty crossed her arms and tapped her foot.

"Wait for it" Ash said.

"Can we leave now? This place is scary" Dawn whimpered as pikachu sneezed cutely. "Are we waiting for a pokemon? Is this Zappdos thing that's going to make the portal a pokemon?"

Just then Zappdos showed up and tried to bow to Dawn, but Dawn ran around in a circle screaming. So Zappdos just made the portal and left sadly.

"Wow, she's like the pokemon whisperer" Wood said.

"What" Faith inched away from him.

"I just needed to say something. I hardly ever get to. I don't know why I'm even here" Wood complained.

"Well, off we go then" Spike said.

"I'm not going thought that poke-infested portal" Dawn shuddered.

"Dawn, it is in your best interest to leave, or would you rather stay here with the, pokemon" Giles said.

"I'm gone" Dawn said and jumped though the portal.

"Thanks Giles" Buffy said and followed.

"Saddle up Wood, we're on the road again" Faith pulled Wood though the portal.

The remainder of the group did not have funny good bye lines, or any sort of lines at all, so they just went though the portal.

A/N: No, I will not apologize for the Kennedy bashing. I hated the character for several reasons and think she is as annoying as the character Hellfrix was in her short reign. Did anybody notice that the same woman who played Hellfrix is now playing a new character on Grey's Anatomy? A character that is just as annoying as Hellfrix. Anyway, pip pip cheerio and don't forget to review.