Title: X-Mas with the Sins

Author: ZRBxSTICHES

Summary: The sins put together a play of "The Birth of Christ"... A short little x-mas tale!

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA... If I did, I would be bathing naked in a tub full of money.
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It was snowy day in Underground Central. Which was weird because they were underground... Anyways, Dante was being the evil, stuck-up bitch that she always was, and was forcing the Homuculuses to perform the "Birth of Christ"
play for her.

"Why are we here?" Greed asked.

"We're here because Master just gave the parts!" Envy answered.

Lust, Gluttony, Envy, Sloth, Greed, and Wrath surrounded the paper telling them their respected parts.

"Alright, I'm Jesus!" Wrath yelled.

"Virgin Mary..." Sloth questioned.

"The part fits ya" Greed mocked. Sloth smacked him.

Gluttony, Envy, and Greed read that they were the three kings.

"Why do have to be stuck with the transvestite and the fat ass"
Greed asked Dante.

"Because I said so. You'll play your part and you'll play it damn good if you want to see New Years." Dante threatened.

"I'm an angel. Of course..." Lust said all smiley.

The parts were given out and the hustle of Christmas Day reached Underground Central. Gifts were given out to everyone and love filled the air.

"Shut your ugly mouth, Greed." Envy shouted in a drunken rage.

"So...areyou like...a chick?" Greed asked, also drunk.

"Oh boy, a My Little Pony Glue Factory. Thank you mommy." Wrath said, giving Sloth a big hug.

Lust handed Gluttony a package. "Merry Chsirtmas."

Gluttony opened a package. "Oh...It's Cornello's head"
Gluttony said while eating it.

"I saved it for just an occasion like this." Lust said.

Wrath was now burried in a pile of presents. He opened one of them.

"Oh my god! It's the Mary Kate Olsen'sBinge and Purge Board Game.
They don't even make them anymore. Thank you, Master." Wrath said bowing.

"Only had tokill all of Ishbal to get it. Remember, kid, extra points for puking out McDonalds." Dante said. "Moving on, it's about time for my play."

Everyone got into their costumes and got up on stage. The three kings gave their gifts. Sloth gave birth to Wrath. Lust just watched with a bird's eye view. And Dante savored the moment.

Later...

"Okay Al, I'll be done in a couple minutes." Ed yelled.

Getting back to his desk he found a card.

Ed began to read: "Merry Christmas from us you mutilated, short freak."

Inside was picture of the Homuculuses and Dante.

"AHHH! What the hell is this!" Ed screamed.

Even more later...

Pride stood in his mansion, wearing a yamaka and holding a manora.

"I swear to god, I hate them all!" Pride shouted.

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THE END

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