Author: ZRBxSTITCHES
Summary: Just a snowy day with our favorite zombies. Even more wholesome random goodness.
Disclaimer: I do not own FMA... If I did, I would be bathing
naked in a tub full of money.
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By this time of year, Underground Central was filled with snow. It was a beautiful sight for some. But for Envy, it was just another thing for Dante to torture him with. He looked out his window, and saw a hyper Wrath storm out the cathedral in his snow gear.
"Come on, mommy" Wrath shouted.
"I can't go out there. I'll freeze." Sloth answered back.
"Oh you'll be fine. Just wear a coat." Wrath suggested.
Sloth put on a jacket and stepped outside. Just then, a pile of snow crashed down on Sloth. Greed and Envy were seen standing on the top of the building.
"Oh no! MOMMY!" Wrath shouted while trying to dig out Sloth.
By the time he got to her, she was litterally frozen solid because of her liquid body. Greed and Envy only laughed.
Lust and Gluttony were found, building a snowman. But they didn't make much progress because of Gluttony mistaking the snowmen for real men.
"Well...atleast your not getting any fatter..." Lust said,
not too enthusiastically.
"Mmmmm..." Gluttony only said.
"sigh ...BALLY TOTAL FITNESS!" Lust shouted to get Gluttony's attention. And she was successful.
Later at Dinner time...
Sloth, now thawed out, was now preparing the dinner with Lust. They wore pink, frilly aprons and wore oven mitts that looked like hearts.
Dante walked into the kitchen to prepare Wrath's special meal.
FLASHBACK
"Wrath, your hyperness is getting on everyones nerves." Dante told the boy.
"I'm sorry..." Wrath said back.
"I know that being a mutant at birth was hard, and experiencing the other side of the gate and returning to this side was also hard, but this gives no excuse for the behavior you've been showing us. We need you. You are the only one besides me who can perform alchemy. Therefore, I'm taking you to a vet." She finished.
At the vets...
"In his case, we suggest something powerful, Miss Dante." The vet said.
Behind them, Wrath was chasing sheep. "WEEE!" He cheered.
END OF FLASHBACK
Dante slipped the doggy downer pills into Wrath's meal. Getting the five essential pills needed to keep Wrath at bay into his meal was hard for the master.
"Dinner-time!" Dante said cheerfully walking into the dining-
room. She set Wrath's meal infront of him. Everyone sat at
their places and stuffed their faces.
"Lust can you please pass the butter?" Wrath asked.
"Envy, pass the butter." Lust ordered.
"Greed, you get it." Envy replied.
"Hey, Sloth, get that." Greed told her.
"Fine..." Sloth said, giving only a little butter to Wrath.
"That's to little. More butter." Wrath said.
"That's enough for Gluttony and he's twice your size." Sloth explained.
"MORE BUTTER! MORE BUTTER! MORE BUTTER!" Wrath shouted.
"Calm yourself, Wrath." Dante ordered.
"SHUT UP, SADDLE BAGS!" Wrath insulted.
"WHAT?" Dante said, ready to incur some physical pain upon Wrath.
All the homunculi tried to keep their master from killing Wrath. And they eventually calmed the raging Dante. While in the distraction, Gluttony stole everyone's food off their plates.
Wrath had ran to the highest point in the building.
"Wrath, get down from their." Sloth tried to warn him.
"NO! I DEMAND ALL OF THE SHEEP YOU HAVE!" He said back.
"I knew the kid needed to ride the short-bus, but sheep"
Greed asked.
"SHUT YOUR SKULL!" Wrath yelled, throwing a pineapple at Greed's head.
Eventually, the Homunculi were forced to acceed to Wrath's demands for a sheep. They through one up to Wrath.
"WEEE! NOW WE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!" He said with much joy.
Seconds later, the sheep turned back into Envy.
"OHHH! MY SHEEP TURNED INTO A REAL BOY! IT'S A PINNOCHIO COMPLEX!" Wrath said.
"Shut up!" Envy said, punching the hyper boy.
"YOU DARE ATTACK ME! ME?" Wrath questioned.
"And who the hell are you?" Envy asked.
"I AM WRATH, THE SHEPHERD KING! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" HE laughed,
maniacally.
As he got done, sheep began to surround Envy.
"Oh geeze..." Envy said with worry.
Down below...
"This is taking to long. Screw Envy's plan." Dante said. She then, pulled out a tranquilizer gun and shot Wrath.
"MWAHAHA...HAHA..Ha..ha..." Wrath laughed now laying on the ground.
The adventured ended when everyone went to bed. Just goes to show you that sheep here the orders hyper people give them.
Later that night...
"Gluttony...Gluttony..." Lust shook the bloated man.
"Oh...something was wrong with the food..." He complained.
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-THE END-
Ed: Aw! Summer has started at last, right Al?
Al: Schools out! YAY!
Ed: Bikini Season! YAY!
STITCHES: Hey, Ed! Doesn't Envy wear a bikini...sports bra
thing.
Ed: I think you're right.
STITCHES: YES!
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HAVE FUN IN THE SUN, GET LAID IN THE SHADE!
HAPPY SUMMERTIME FUN - LOVE STITCHES
