Title: X-mas with the Sins

Author: ZRBxSTITCHES

Summary: It's 6-6-6. And for the homunculi, they're planning on going to Six Flags. Random.

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA... If I did, I would be bathing naked in a tub full of money.

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The night before had been stressful for the homunculi. Wrath's unholy army of sheep caused major chaos to ensume.
But somehow they made it to the next morning. It started with Lust awaking to the sound of tree choping.

"Envy must be up..." She said.

Envy was usually the first one to awake. He had a habit of cutting down trees in his sleep.

Sloth awoke last that morning. Sloth was a heavy drinker and often got inebriated. When she made her way downstairs she noticed everyone was in front of the TV.

"What's everyone watching?" She asked. As soon as she got done with the questions she recognized the tape. It was the tape she made with Pride.

"Master? What is mommy doing to Pride?" Wrath asked,
innocently.

"I'll tell ya kid, but you ain't gonna like it." Greed said.

"Wow, Sloth! How much did he pay you?" Envy asked.

Lust couldn't ask anything, she was too busy eating pineapple.

"Where did you get that?" Sloth asked loudly.

"Internet. It's on Pride's MySpace." Dante replied.

Later that day...

"Hey, Greed, have you noticed how Lust disappears during the day?" Envy asked.

"Yeah. I've been meaning to ask her about that." Greed wondered.

They went out to go find Lust.

"Mommy, where are we gonna go today?" Wrath asked.

"Well, since today is 6-6-6, we're going to go to Six Flags,
with six people, and for 6 hours." Sloth replied.

"Then we're going to Hooters!" Dante said, popping out of nowhere.

Even more later that day...

"WEEE!" Wrath cheered when they finally arrived at Six Flags.

"Don't talk to strangers!" Sloth warned.

"We couldn't get that lucky." Dante replied.

Sloth, Wrath, and Dante had split up to go do the things they considered fun. Dante went to eat Funnel Cakes. Wrath went on some rollercoasters. And Sloth killed some time by going into protected areas.

"I wonder where this door leads too?" She thought as she opened the door. There, saw Pride, eating watermelon.

At Hooters...

Envy and Greed arrived at the Hooters and saw Lust.

"Wow...So she's a Hooter's girl?" Greed thought.

Lust was embarrased for them to see her in her white Hooter's T-shirt and also wet. But, her embarrassment didn't last long,
for Ed soon entered Hooters, only to find Lust, Greed, and Envy.

The fight ensued...

Greed and Envy were knocked out and Lust was exhausted, on her knees.

"Haha...I have to give my victory speech. I've been thinking about it for awhile." Ed said with confidence.

"What are you talking...No! Not that!" Lust said

"NO! STOP! YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER! YOU BEAST..." Lust screamed now protecting her chest.

A blush now crept on to Ed's face. "No! You got it all wrong.
I just wanted to see you grovel a bit."

"Oh. Is that it? I only assumed--Hey, wait a minute! I'm not doing that either!" Lust stated.

"Alright. But if you don't want to do that then..." Ed said with the evil grin of a pedifile.

"Oh, you wouldn't... Sometimes my good looks are such a curse!" Lust complained.

"Then start groveling." Ed demanded.

"Oh, Lord Ed, please spare my life." Lust begged.

"No, that won't work. Try "Oh, Master Ed, great and powerful alchemist". Ed said.

"Grr... I don't believe this... Oh, Master Ed, great and powerful alchemist, please spare my life." Lust begged.

"That's no good. You have to be cuter when you do it.
Try "Oh pretty, pretty, please." Ed demanded.

"You're pushing your luck!" Lust yelled.

"C'mon, say it..." Ed told.

"... Oh pretty, pretty, pretty please." Lust said, trying to be cute.

"Hahaha...What the heck was that?" Ed asked.

"You're so dead." Lust threatened. At that moment Sloth, Wrath and Dante stepped into Hooters. Greed and Envy were now up too.

"Lust... What happened?" Sloth asked.

"What's the surprise, Sloth. You're always on your knees for Pride." Greed told her.

"AHHHH! I hate you!" Sloth retaliated at Greed's remark.

At any rate, Ed was surrounded and was turned into Envy's personal sex slave. Happy endings, right?

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THE END

For my "Random Homunculi" stories, here is my couplings:

LustxGluttony- They're always together.
SlothxGreed- Don't know why. Just kinda happened that way.
EnvyxWrath- Also don't know why.
DantexAl- Read my profile and you'll know why!

I don't like Pride! (Furher Pride! Not Ed-o Pride)

FINAL QUESTION: What was on that scandelous, raunchy sex tape?