Title: X-Mas with the Sins

Author: ZRBxSTITCHES

Summary: The homunculi are free to roam the streets of Central. Where will they go? If you want to know, you can always pay me...

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA...If I did I would be bathing naked in a tub full of money.

ANOTHER NOTE: This chapter will be a bit of a sequel to the last chapter. So if you haven't read it yet,
GO READ IT NOW!
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Lust, Greed, Envy, Sloth, and Dante had a plan to go above ground to Central, and find cool shit to do. They appeared, rolling in on Envy's "Mustang". Each one of them had at least one thing they looked forward to.

Envy had parallel parked his "Mustang" and walked into the bar to grab a drink and possibly a cactus. Sloth had joined him, for she could not resist the wine.

"Sloth...I think you've had enough." Envy said.

"Who said that!" She replied, obviously intoxicated.

"Right in front of you..." Envy corrected.

"Oh Envy...I mistook you for an angry palm tree." Sloth told him.

At that moment, Xzibit walked in to the bar. "Yo, Envy,
it's time to Pimp yo ride!" He yelled.

"Aww, hell ya!" Envy shouted back.

They both stepped outside getting ready to pimp out Envy's "Mustang".

Elsewhere...

Lust and Greed walked into random warehouses to hopefully find some dead bodies.

"No such luck with this one, Greed." Lust said.

"One of these buildings have to have something. Let's get the others to help." Greed responded.

Even more elsewhere...

Dante had snuck her way into a studio and on a show.

"So, Miss Dante, what is the most common piece of advice you give?" some actor asked.

"Well... Live from Central, it's Saturday night!" Dante screamed.

... 5 seconds later, she was thrown out of the studio for throwing turkey basters at the homeless.

Eventually, the group got together again, in hopes of finding some bodies within the warehouses.

Lust found one and opened the door. As everyone peered through the door, they gasped.

"NO!" Greed shouted.

"Can't be..." Envy added.

"hahaha...your fing stupid." Sloth also added.

"I'm afraid so guys. It's a...a...star wars convention"
Dante said with a scared look on her face.

"Oh, what do we do? What do we do?" Lust asked repeatedly.

"Simple. When in Rome..." Dante answered.

A bit later...

They had gotten into costumes. Envy was Luke Skywalker.
Sloth was Princess Leah. Greed was Solo. Dante was C3PO. And Lust wasn't out yet. Gluttony and Wrath mysteriously showed up. Wrath was R2D2 and Gluttony was Chubacca.

They roamed around looking for someone to kill. Hohenheim walked up dressed up like Darth Vader.

"Hey, Envy... I'm your father." Hohenheim said.

"Yes...we know...And it's not funny." Envy replied.

"Awww! Why do I have to be in this small costume?" Wrath complained.

"..." Greed was silent.

"Lust, what are you supposed to be?" Dante asked.

"I'm Spok!" Lust said smiling.

"It's Star Wars, dear. But nice widows peak..." Dante complimented.

So the day ended with the homunculi enjoying themselves at a Star Wars convention. Moments later, they would find themselves being chased by ducks.

The next day...

Mustang walked into his office, carrying a cane and wearing a hat with a feather in it.

"Wow..." The soldiers spoke as Mustang walked in front of them.

"Get down on the floor." Mustang commanded to Riza as he approached her.

"No..." She replied.

He backhanded her. "Bitch! I said get on the floor"
Mustang shoutedto her.

Riza shot him and that was the end of it.
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THE END

Next time, on "X-Mas with the Sins". We view some behind the scenes material on how the homunculi during their real life.

Yeah, kinda like a E! True Hollywood Story kinda thing.
Already planning.

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