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Chapter Six - Amusement Parks, Upchuck, and Evil Overlord Laughter
"Oooooh! Let's go on this ride, Shu-chan!" Yuki yelled, dragging a glaring Shuichi over to one of the puke-inducing rollercoasters. Ryuichi followed with a squeal, giggling and dragging Tohma with him. Hiro and Tatsuha smirked, grabbing Fujisaki and dragging the protesting teenager with them.
Once they were all sat waiting for the rollercoaster ride to begin, they all turned to smirk at Fujisaki, who kept trying to get out of the seat he was forced into. Hiro easily held him in place, fending off the weak punches he was getting. Tohma, who had his own seat because of the odd numbers, looked on smugly, knowing the boy would end up coughing up a lung.
The ride began slowly, before picking up speed. Soon, they were thundering around corners, dips, and loops. As they climbed a slope, Shuichi's cigarette fell from his mouth, and hit Tatsuha, who was behind him, in the forehead. He screeched as his bald head was burned, and crossed his eyes, trying to see the ash mark on his forehead.
As soon as the ride ended, Fujisaki was out of his seat, and sprinting for the nearest trash can. His face was an unhealthy shade of green, and he proceeded to empty his stomach into the trash can. The group winced, before looking over to Tohma, expecting him to be doing the same. They stared as he smirked. Even his hat was still on his head!
"Did you really think I would do something so undignified?" He closed his eyes, smiling. "Besides, I'm a lot tougher than I look." They cringed as the smile became evil.
Once Fujisaki had finished, he glared at them, screeching about injustice, and hysterical idiots. Tatsuha laughed until Fujisaki snidely pointed out that he still had ash on his forehead. He scowled as everyone began laughing at him, and Ryuichi once again began poking his head. Ryuichi suddenly smirked, once again bringing his hand down on Tatsuha's head.
SMACK
"Take that, slaphead!" Ryuichi yelled, quickly hiding behind Tohma as the young monk twitched.
A few hours later
The last attraction that Yuki dragged Shuichi on, was the House of Horrors. They all walked around, passing zombies, vampires, and mummies as they went. Shuichi tried to stay in character, but things like this had always terrified him. Suddenly, the lights went out, and Shuichi felt something slimy brush his hand. He screamed like a little girl. As the others heard the scream, they jumped. His scream started off a chain reaction, beginning with Tohma. The blonde let out an extremely high pitched, astoundingly girly screech, sounding like he was being murdered.
Hearing this, Ryuichi wailed like a toddler on crack who was seeing hallucinations of Barney, the evil purple dinosaur, singing "I hate you, you hate me, let's all kill Ryu-I-chi, with a big fat shotgun, Kuma's on the floor, I'm an evil purple dinosaur.". Ryuichi's wail became louder at the thought of his poor Kuma-chan being brutally killed by a purple dinosaur.
Tatsuha, recognising the voice of his idol, screamed and waved his arms around as he tried to find Ryuichi in the dark, smacking someone in the face.
Fujisaki let out an ear-splitting yell as someone smacked him in the face, he stomped around blindly, accidentally stomping on Hiro's foot as he went.
Hiro let out a pain-filled groan as he hopped on one foot, accidentally knocking into Yuki, and sending them both to the floor.
Yuki freaked out, screeching, wailing, and spazzing. "OH MY GOD! THERE'S SOMONE ON TOP OF ME! I'M BEING RAPED BY A ZOMBIE! WAAAAAAH!"
Hiro growled. "SHUT UP! I'M NO DAMN ZOMBIE!"
The whole group, except for Shuichi, scrambled for the exit. Just as they rushed through the exit, the lights flickered back on, revealing Shuichi cowering in a corner, all alone. He quickly pulled himself together, hoping no one would realise it was him. He didn't want to go without pocky! He took a deep breath.
Shuichi casually walked out of the House of Horrors, to find Hiro still hopping, Fujisaki holding his head, Ryuichi rocking back and forth, singing something none of them could understand as Tatsuha tried to calm him down, Tohma looking shifty, hoping none of them realised he let out the girliest scream, and Yuki pouting, glaring at Hiro.
They all stared as he calmly walked out. Shuichi snorted. "You're all a bunch of retards. You do know that first scream was a part of the attraction, right? I don't know who the hell let out that girly squeal, but whoever it was is a pussy."
Tohma glared at him suspiciously. 'I bet it was you who let out that first scream… there's no way I'm saying anything, not after that… noise I accidentally produced… that would damage my reputation too much.'
Ryuichi's singing suddenly became clearer, and they curiously listened. Ryuichi twitched as he sang, still rocking on the floor.
"I hate you twitch you hate me twitch let's all kill Ryu-I-chi twitch with a big fat shotgun twitch Kuma's on the floor twitch I'm an evil purple dinosaur.".
Everyone stared at him mutely, each wondering just how insane he was. Eventually, they managed to get Ryuichi moving, and gave him a huge bag of candy. He slowly perked up as he stuffed himself with candy. The drive home was made in silence.
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The next day
Shuichi, Yuki, and Tohma walked into the supermarket. Shuichi and Yuki were very reluctant, but with Tohma pestering them - and threatening them - every second, they quickly gave up.
Tohma pushed along a shopping cart, and had given Shuichi and Yuki a basket each. He looked at them both sternly. "Now, I'm going to give you a challenge while I get the groceries. Hopefully it will keep you out of trouble for five minutes. You have to each get five things that the other would buy. Basically, just keeping in character."
Tohma walked away, leaving them to their own devices. Shuichi stomped away, thinking the idea completely ridiculous. He went over to the bakery department, picking up a strawberry cheesecake. He then stomped over to the alcohol section, grabbing a six-pack of beer. He then picked up two packs of cigarettes, and some lube. His job done, he went to pay for his shopping so he could wait outside.
Meanwhile, Yuki was rushing around like his ass was on fire. He first bounced his way to the pocky, picking up two boxes of strawberry. After, he pranced over to the drinks section, picking up strawberry Ramune. He went into the music section, picking up "Nittle Grasper: Greatest Hits", before picking up a Fruits magazine, completely ignoring the fact that it was a girly fashion mag. He paid for his stuff, before going outside.
He stood by Shuichi, pouting at him. He gave him puppy dog eyes, tugging on his sleeve. Shuichi stared at him blankly for a long moment, before rolling his eyes and sighing. Tohma walked out with the shopping cart to see Yuki trying to suck off Shuichi's face. He snorted, opening a bag of bread buns. He took one out, throwing it at the two. It hit Yuki in the back of the head, and he pulled away to scowl at Tohma, who was smirking at him, before stomping his foot. "Tohmaaa! You're so mean!"
Just then, Tohma's cell phone rang. He turned away to answer it, and gave Yuki the perfect opportunity grab the shopping cart, sprinting down the car park. He stood on the bars connecting the wheels to the cart, flying fast. His eyes widened in horror as he sped towards Tohma's car.
The shopping cart smashed into the side of the car, and Yuki went flying over it's roof, landing on his back around the other side of the car. He wailed loudly. Tohma and Shuichi hurried over, worried. Tohma stared at the humongous dent on his car in horror, while Shuichi made sure Yuki hadn't broken any bones.
"DAMN IT! Just how many cars am I going to get through! Something always happens to my cars!" Tohma ranted, twitching slightly.
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Back at Yuki's apartment, they emptied their shopping bags in front of Tohma. He looked over at the items. "Well, check each others items. Did you get them right?"
Shuichi looked over at Yuki's pile, smirking as he saw the Fruits magazine. "Yep."
Yuki clapped his hands happily, before looking over at Shuichi's pile. He grinned when he spotted the lube, and almost drooled when he caught sight of the cheesecake. "That's completely right! Aww! My Shu-chan knows me so well! I LOVE YOU!"
Shuichi squashed the smile he felt emerging, instead grunting. He grabbed his beer and cigarettes, going into the study and slamming the door.
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