Just A Little Bit Of Harmless Fun
Chapter Deux. AKA Ni. AKA Zwei. AKA Two.
Disclaimer: Me no own nothing... still.
Thank you to Jess for reviewing. I love you!
This chapter takes place during the time in which Super Majin Buu was waiting for Goten and Trunks to finish in the Room of Spirit and Time... you know, when he had to watch that hourglass...? Good.
Buu stared at the hourglass attentively. Soon, soon he would be fighting the mighty warrior that the drunken green guy had promised him.
He looked up.
Piccolo screamed.
He looked back down.
'This is taking too long...' he thought and promptly fell asleep.
"Awww, look at him down there " said Yamcha, who went to cuddle him.
Buu squished his head into the hourglass. Not only did Yamcha there and then decide he was no longer a virgin, the hourglass consequently stopped dropping sand.
Buu smirked.
"Time's up."
Piccolo screamed again. Twice.
He consulted his friend, Mister Popo.
"Popo... I fear that I may be becoming what I always feared I would be..."
Mister Popo looked concerned and genuinely caring towards his much taller friend.
"What is it, Piccolo?"
"A... a SPICE GIRL!"
Dende walked towards him. He took Piccolo's hand in his and then kissed it.
"You must be Ginger Spice. I've soooo looked forward to meeting you. Why, when I was in third grade, I dressed up as you because my school encourages cross-dressing!"
Piccolo squealed in delight, then took up yoga and morsel dieting.
"ENOUGH!"
Everyone looked towards the pink demon.
"Take me to the strong one."
There was an earthquake directly below Korin's lookout, which in turn shook Kami's lookout. Everyone got married.
Le end.
