Wild Drive
By Audrey
Chapter 3
Have A Holly Jolly Christmas...
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Summary: BleachHP crossover. Voldemort has started recruiting Hollows from Hueco Mundo so Dumbledore recruits the help of shinigamito Hogwarts. Old memories resurface for those who have been here once before as the war rages on. Set during Harry's fourth year. Post Aizen.
Disclaimer: Bleach and Harry Potter belong to...a. Tite Kubo and b. JK Rowling. I don't have two names thankyouverymuch.
Notes: So now we get to see Harry and Ichigo meet. Hmmm. Interesting things ensue. Mwahahaha. I'd really fancy seeing Ron and Hitsugaya duke it off in a game of chess though. We'll see if that can happen. -smile-. Kind of fillerish in this chapter. We'll start the REAL training soon. Uhmm. Hmm, yea, I guess you could say it DOES take place in the vizard/arrancar arc which is why a lot of shinigami are in Karakura like Ikkaku, Yumichiki, Matsumoto, and Hitsugaya. I gotta go research more on vizards which is why I'm sort of writing this filler chapter. Enjoy though. I worked hard to provide some laughs and humor. Uhh...hopefully most of the info here is correct, I still need some stuff on Hisagi's zanpakutoh though, anyone wanna help me please?
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Ichigo Kurosaki jumped at the sight of walking in on three very dusty teenagers and two shinagami in his family's living room.
"YIII! You guys weren't supposed to be here until three in the afternoon!" Ichigo said annoyed.
"But it was three...when we left." Aisuka said.
"I meant THREE PM in JAPAN. Not three in England!" Ichigo said.
"Oh. Well next time be more specific. Anyways, where's Rukia? I found the most cutest bunny keychain in this place called Hogsmeade and I want to give it to Rukia-chan for Christmas." Aisuka asked.
"Here I am!" Rukia said coming into the living room followed by worried Yuzu and Karin.
"Ichi-nii? Tou-san says that...he..." Yuzu was cut short by the five new people in the living room, "Ahhh...gomen. I didn't know you had company, Ichi-nii. I'll go now." Yuzu said shyly backing away.
"Ah. Yuzu. Karin. I believe we've met. You two were here the last time I came to visit Rukia-chan also. Remember? I'm Aisuka." Aisuka said trying to break the tension in the atmosphere.
"Ah. Aisuka-san! Hai. I remember. Would you like...to drink anything?"
"Iie. It's fine. Anyways, we were wondering if we could talk in private with Ichigo and Rukia for awhile." Aisuka smiled sweetly. Ichigo was briefly reminded of when Rukia first showed up at Karakura High. She'd smiled in the exact same way and fooled everyone.
"Oh! Hai!" Yuzu said happily, "Karin-chan and I will leave now. Let's go Karin." Yuzu and Karin both left, leaving the three teens, three shinigami, and one shinigami/teen behind.
"So. Where are you guys staying?" Ichigo asked.
Out of nowhere, Kisuke Urahara, Yoruichi in cat form, Tessai, Ginta, and Ururu popped up in Ichigo's living room.
"With me!" Kisuke said happily waving his fan in front of his hat covered face.
"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN TO MATERIALIZE FROM!" Ichigo waved his arms, this was his house not a public amusement attraction! (Kuku, the quote Ichigo said goes credit to Natsuki Takaya and Fruits Basket!)
"Silly Ichigo. I'm a shinigami too. Remember? Or must I refresh your memory on all our training lessons?" Kisuke said.
Rukia sweatdropped. Kisuke could be annoying sometimes.
"Kisuke! Yoruichi! Tessai-san! Jinta-gaki! Ururu-chan!" Aisuka greeted each happily, "Long time no see. How've you been?"
"Well enough. We heard you guys were in town so we decided to pay a visit." Kisuke said happily waving his fan.
"Correction, Kisuke. You wanted to pay a visit. We said to give them some time to settle down." Yoruichi corrected.
"But Yoruichi! They don't need to know that." Kisuke pouted waving his fan.
"Mmhmm. Since we're here now though, why not introducing us?" Yoruichi cut off Urahara.
"Hn. That sounds like a good idea." Hisagi said, "You already know me. Shuhei Hisagi. Vice Captain. Soul Society. Done."
"Silly aniki...of course Yoruichi knows you. You had a crush on her back in shinigami academy." Aisuka gushed, "But it's different now because now you like Her--" Hisagi swore and clamped a hand over Aisuka's mouth.
"Who fed her kiwis? She's allergic and gets high off of them." Hisagi said, "And I like no one." Hisagi clarified, not noticing the semi-disappointed expression on Hermione's face.
"Kiwis? Anyways, I'm Harry. Harry Potter. I'm the one you're supposed to...kill without killing me." Harry extended his hand to Urahara.
"Ah! So you're 'boy who lived'!" Kisuke said shaking it, "Well I'm the 'shinigami who got exiled!'" He replied.
"Uhhh...pleased to meet you as well." Harry said backing down.
"And I'm Hermione Granger. This is Ronald Weasley. We're friends of Harry, just making sure that he'll be alright." Hermione finished off, introducing her and Ron.
"Very well then. Now that I know all of you...but I already knew you guys before you said anything thanks to Aisuka's long detailed letters...I suppose I should introduce myself." Kisuke sighed snapping his fan shut. "I...am Kisuke Urahara. I get called Sandal Hat by baka boy here." Kisuke gestured to Ichigo who scowled, "I am the former captain of squad thirteen until they exiled me unfairly. I am an inventor and self proclaimed...genius! Oh yes, I own the Urahara Shouten." He finished off grandly.
"I am Shihouin Yoruichi. Just call me Yoruichi. That's all I prefer to reveal at the moment." Yoruichi said then turned to Tessai, Jinta, and Ururu. "These three work at the shop. Tessai, Jinta, and Ururu."
"Uhmm, well, it's nice to meet you all." Harry said politely, not sure exactly what to think of the crazy people in front of him.
"Weren't Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, Renij, Ikkaku, and Yumichika supposed to meet us as well?" Hisagi asked turning to Ichigo.
"Uhnn? Hai. But they know it's at THREE o'clock unlike some other people." Ichigo retorted.
"Ahhh...we already apologized. Besides, we just forgot to calculate the time difference. Don't get your knickers in a bunch." Hisagi replied.
"Knickers in a what?" Ichigo asked confused.
"It's an English thing. Forget it." Hisagi muttered. "How have you been Rukia? Rukia? Where'd she go? Say, where did Aisuka go too?" Hisagi noticed that both girls were gone.
"Ahhh...uhmm...I don't know." Ichigo ran his hand through his orange hair.
"EEE! KAWAII!" A shriek resounded throughout the whole clinic.
"Well...now we know where they are." Ichigo muttered as the whole group ran towards the source of the shriek. There in the middle of the kitchen was Rukia, Aisuka, Yuzu, and Karin...and in the middle of the four was a fluffy...white...rabbit...plushie.
"Ahhh! So kawaii!" Rukia said picking up the plushie and hugging it, "Ariagatou Aisuka-chan!"
"I thought you'd like it. It screamed 'Rukia' when I saw it." Aisuka said grinning. "You're welcome. Happy Christmas!"
"Christmas! I had presents here somewhere..." Rukia said scratching her head. "I just wonder where I stashed them."
"In the closet, approximately five feet away from my Shakespeare collection." Ichigo replied boredly. No shinigami was going to give Rukia a better Christmas present then him...did he just think that?
"Oh! I'll be right back." Rukia said grabbing her new stuffed plushie and bounding off to Ichigo's room while thinking of a name, "I'll name you Chappy. Just like the original, because you're as cute as the original." Rukia said happily grabbing at random presents in the closet and going downstairs again. She handed them out to Aisuka and Hisagi.
"Ehh? Where's mine, Rukia?" Kisuke pouted.
"Yours? I already gave you your new five function blender two days ago!" Rukia said.
"But...Yoruichi took it."
"Whatever. That's your problem." Rukia said watching eagerly as Aisuka opened her present.
"KYAH! New drawing materials! Ariagatou Rukia-chan!" Aisuka exclaimed hugging her new sketchpad and pencils tightly.
"Ahh...'Zanpakutoh Through The Ages', thank you Rukia." Hisagi said staring at the new book before him, (okay okay, so I kind of ripped off the title from Quidditch Through The Ages...but...I couldn't think of anything to get Hisagi!)
"So..." Ichigo started.
"We'll go unpack. We'll be back at three to meet up with everyone." Hisagi said picking up his trunk, "Let's go."
The three teens and Aisuka nodded, following Hisagi and the Urahara crew out of the Kurosaki Clinic. The last thing Ichigo heard came from the mouth of the red haired kid.
"Boy, and I thought my family was nutters!"
'You haven't seen anything yet.' Ichigo grinned to himself.
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At the Urahara Store, the group was busy unpacking and settling in before meeting the other shinigami that lived in Karakura Town for the time being. Hermione, Hisagi, and Aisuka would be sharing a room while Harry and Ron would go into Renji's room. Tessai, Jinta, and Ururu had their seperate rooms, and of course Kisuke had his own.
Hisagi had long finished his unpacking, being a man, and needing not as much as the girls did. Aisuka was close to being done, while Hermione was arranging the last of her books. Ron and Harry on the other hand, had prefered to leave everything in their trunks and set to a game of Wizards Chess while waiting for the other three. A little while later, Hermione knocked on the door for Harry and Ron.
"Harry! Ron! Hurry up! It's almost three o'clock! It's two forty five right now. C'mon." Hermione prodded.
"In a minute 'Mione!" Ron said, "We've got a couple more moves till we finish this game!" Ron called out.
"What are they playing?" A new voice asked. Hermione looked to her left and jumped a little. There was a...boy...with white hair talking to her. She did the first thing that came to her mind. She shrieked. "EEEEEEK!"
The boy looked startled for a moment then resumed his stoic face. Probably intimidated on seeing me, he thought casually still waiting for an answer. At that precise moment, Kisuke, Yoruichi, Aisuka, and Hisagi were rushing to Hermione's side.
"What happened?" Hisagi asked. Hermione pointed at the white haired kid.
Aisuka and the rest burst out laughing as Hisagi looked dumbfounded.
"Uhmmm. Hermione? It's okay. This is Captain Hitsugaya. He's one of the shinigami we're supposed to meet today. His hair color is natural. And he may look like just a kid but he's quite a genius." Hisagi explained. Hitsugaya scowled. Again with his hair color and shortness! Couldn't people GET OVER IT already?
"He's so cute!" Hermione exclaimed.
Insert another scowl from Hitsugaya.
"I am not cute. I am a captain. And you will refer to me as Hitsugaya Taichou only. Got it? Now answer my question. What are they playing in there?" Hitsugaya asked again attempting to remain as calm as possible.
"They're playing chess, Hitsugaya tai-shou." Hermione said stumbling on the pronunciation of 'taichou'.
Hitsugaya perked up. Chess? He pushed the door open and true enough the boys were playing chess. The red haired boy against the dark haired one. But one thing amazed Hitsugaya. The chess pieces weren't still. They were actually moving when given commands. He watched the game in interest ocassionally giving out little pointers. In another five minutes, Harry had won.
"Okay, Hermione. We're done. Let's go." Harry said not noticing Hitsugaya. But Ron's eyes were wide. This kid was pretty good at chess!
"Hang on." Ron said then turned to Hitsugaya, "I challenge you to a game of wizards chess!"
For the first time since meeting these English teens, Hitsugaya smiled, "I accept." and sat down to compete against the red haired kid.
"I'm Hitsugaya taichou." He said emphasizing the 'taichou.'
"Ron Weasley. Let's start." Ron said ordering his pawn to move.
The game continued as more shinigami arrived. Pretty soon Matsumoto was sitting by her captain while Yumichika was criticizing Harry on brushing his hair and Ikkaku was intently talking to Hermione about the evolution of hairless creatures and Renji was staring boredly at the crowd. Finally after a harsh two hours of game play, Hitsugaya and Ron...were in a draw. Each only had the king left and...well, either way they moved, it was impossible to kill the other and vice versa, so Hermione, irritated at the waste of time, declared the game a draw.
(Meh, I really don't feel like writing a whole chess game in here, my skills aren't too good either)
At the precise moment, Kisuke stepped in with a tray of tea, followed by Yoruichi.
Keep in mind, all through this, Yoruichi is in cat form, until she chooses to change
"Ho! Now that the game of chess is all done, why not make some introductions." Kisuke said.
"Very well then. I'll go first." Ikkaku said, "I'm Ikkaku Madarame. In that order. Third seat of the eleventh division under Captain Kenpachi and Vice Captain Yachiru." Ikakku said proudly mentioning his captain's name.
"Rangiku Matsumoto!" A busty orange haired woman said next, "I'm Hitsugaya's vice captain. Tenth division."
"You're pink haired overcoat/weird hat's drinking partner lady!" Harry suddenly burst out. Matsumoto looked surprised for a moment as Hitsugaya and Aisuka stifled giggles and laughs. Then Matsumoto understood.
"Ooh! You mean Kyoraku taichou! Yes. We go drinking together alot." Matsumoto said.
"Sorry. I meant Kyoraku taichou. Not uhmm...whatever I said." Harry mumbled and apologized.
"Don't be. That pink overcoat is tacky, but don't say anything about it. He likes it." Matsumoto shrugged.
"Abarai Renji. Vice Captain of the Sixth Squad..." Renji started to introduce himself but was cut off by Yumichika.
"Bakamono! I wanted to introduce myself third. After all, THREE is the most beautiful number." Yumichika pouted.
"Fool. What does it matter? Besides. You should've said something!" Renji retorted back.
"But I'm not rude. I don't interrupt!" Yumichika replied.
"You interuppted my introduction just now!"
"No! I waited until you finished your sentence!"
"Whatever. Anyways. As I was saying. Vice Captain of Squad Six under Kuchiki Taichou until I got demoted recently. Now she's..." Renji thumbed to Aisuka, "Taking my place in Soul Society."
"Demoted?" Hermione asked, "What for?"
"None of your business at the moment." Renji said coldly.
"Now that he's done, I guess I'll go...wait. Hitsugaya taichou can go. Four is NOT a beautiful number." Yumichika said.
(Hahaha. See his personality starting to show? Haha. xD)
"Fine. Just shut up already then." Hitsugaya said standing up. "My name is...Toshiro Hitsugaya. Captain of the Tenth Division. Matsumoto, is my vice captain. And I will only be referred to as Hitsugaya taichou." Hitsugaya said again.
"Awww. Okay taichou." Matsumoto smiled and ruffled his hair.
"Matsumoto..."
"Gomen, taichou."
"Finally! My turn! My name is Yumichika Ayasegawa. FIFTH seat of squad eleven under Captain Kenpachi." Yumichika said, "I'm the prettiest out of all of them." He added lastly.
"Yea yea. We get it. So what'd we miss?" Ichigo said appearing in the door way with Rukia who was holding Kon. Behind them were three other teenagers. A girl with bright orange hair, a huge tall guy, and a serious looking boy with oversized glasses.
"Nothing much. Just introductions and a heated game of chess." Hisagi said.
"Ahh. Well, I brought Sado, Ishida, and Orihime along." Ichigo said referring to the three teens behind him.
"Konnichiwa minna! I'm Orihime Inoue. Pleased to meet you!" Orihime bowed.
"Are you a shinigami too?" Harry asked.
"Ah! No." Orihime replied. Sado shook his head as well.
"Yusatora Sado." The biggest one said.
"Uryuu Ishida. Not a shinigami either." Ishida said pushing up his glasses.
"You're the quincy dude!" Harry exclaimed pointing to Ishida who seemed taken aback at how this boy knew so much about him.
"Yea Harry. That's the quincy. He's the last of his kind. Pretty cool dude though." Ichigo said thumbing to Ishida.
"Yes. Well. Ahem." Ishida blushed a bit and pushed up his glasses.
(Squee! Ishida blushed!)
"Well then." Kisuke started putting down his cup of tea, "Since everyone is now acquainted and has become such good friends...let's get started, shall we?"
Yes. I know. You guys probably hate introductions by now, but it HAS to happen. You can't expect all of them to know each other just by looking can you?
"WAIT A MINUTE!" An annoying voice yelled. Everyone turned their head. "YOU FORGOT ABOUT KON!" The lion plushie jumped out of Rukia's bag.
"Great merlin! Did that stuffed animal just...talk?" Ron asked dumbfounded.
"Remember the mod souls we told you about, Harry?" Hisagi asked.
Harry nodded still amazed by the talking lion plushie.
"Well...Kon is a mod soul." Ichigo finished off, "He's quite an annoying one too, but oh well."
"WHAT! NEE-SAN!" Kon cried a puddle of tears and jumped into Rukia's arms, "ICHIGO IS BEING MEAN AGAIN!"
"Urusu! Shut up!" Rukia said and stuffed Kon back into her backpack. "Gomen nesai, minna! That wasn't meant to happen." Rukia laughed nervously.
"Back to the point." Kisuke said ignoring the interruption from Kon. "I plan on doing to Harry...exactly what I did to Ichigo." Kisuke said.
"WHAT!" Ichigo cried out, Kisuke was trying to kill this kid too?
"It's the only way I can think of at the moment with the amount of time we have and the growing threats." Urahara stated calmly.
"So. You're going to murder me?" Harry said.
"Basically."
"Well..." Harry thought for a moment.
"You're going to ask how?" Matsumoto said.
"Yes. How are you going to kill me?"
"If I told you, that'd be no fun."
"KISUKE." Yoruichi glared.
"Fine fine." Kisuke sighed and began, everyone huddled around him, especially the three British teens. "I'm going to force Harry's spirit out of his body...and bind him, then make him crawl out of---"
"That stupid five hundred foot deep hole." Ichigo interrupted and finished for Urahara.
"Well yes, then when he comes to with his zanpakutoh, I'll fight him!" Kisuke clapped his hands together happily at the prospect of another sword fight. I mean, it does get a bit dull not fighting after a hundred years or so, right?
"Force my spirit out of my body?" Harry sputtered not really understanding it.
Matsumoto sighed.
"Y'know how your spirits attached to your body by the chain of fate? Well basically Kisuke here is gonna cut that chain off." Matsumoto explained. Harry nodded. He remembered Aisuka and Hisagi telling him about this briefly some time ago. It all came back to mind now...
"Binding?" Harry asked.
"Courtesy of Tessai!" Kisuke said happily. Harry gulped. Courtesy of that huge...scary...man? "Yes!" Kisuke said as if reading Harry's thoughts.
"So it's settled then. We'll start tomorrow. Get a good nights sleep." Yoruichi instructed. Harry nodded. The shinigami all departed one by one.
"Ja Ne, Harry! We'll be back. Gotta go report to Soul Society on some stuff." Aisuka explained. "We'll see you tomorrow, if not, Hitsugaya taichou should make sure everything's alright."
Hisagi nodded towards Harry as he and Aisuka disappeared to the back room of the Urahara Shouten. Hitsugaya followed last and closed the door behind him.
"That went well. Don't you think?" Yumichika pondered. Ikkaku nodded.
"Can't wait to see how he does. Mind if we watch?" Rangiku asked Urahara.
"No. Come and watch all you want."
"Ehem. Well I'll be back with Rukia tomorrow. Dunno if you guys want to come though." Ichigo turned to Ishida, Orihime, and Chad.
"I'll be busy tomorrow, Kurosaki-kun." Orihime replied.
"I have to train with my father." Ishida added.
"Mm...I'm busy." Chad finally said.
"Oh. Okay then. Just me and Rukia." Ichigo sighed. "See ya tomorrow, sandal hat." Ichigo and Rukia turned to leave.
"Ja Ne!" Kisuke waved happily to all the departing shinigami. Then he turned and looked at his store. Still neatly stocked as it was, "Phooey. They didn't buy anything." He said sadly.
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In the back room of the Urahara Shouten, Hisagi opened a gateway to Soul Society. He stepped out of his gigai and into the gate and disappeared. Aisuka repeated the same process after him and both were gone from Earth. Pretty soon, both of them were safe, back in Soul Society, right inside Seireitei.
"Feels good to be home." Hisagi grinned stretching lazily. The hot sun shone upon his back. He rolled up the sleeves of his shinigami uniform to reveal his toned arm muscles.
"Mmm. I'm hungry. Let's go eat something before reporting." Aisuka suggested, "I can never fully get used to what they serve at Hogwarts, though Dumbledore-san did try hard to make it taste like authentic Japanese food, it never was quite the same."
"Yea. Let's go. Maybe we can dig some gossip on what's happening before we report." Hisagi started walking towards a small restaurant. The restaurant was a popular one within Seireitei. It was a small bar connected to a ramshack rundown restaurant. Many shinigami, both men and women, all hung around there in their spare time. At this moment, Shunsui, Ukitake, and Nanao were sitting at the bar. Shunsui was drinking his usual sake, Nanao was nimbly munching on some seaweed chips and Ukitake was downing enormous amounts of food.
"Makes you wonder how ill Ukitake taichou really is." Aisuka crinkled her nose as Ukitake finished off a bowl of natto. "Ewww. How does he eat natto anyways? It smells...disgusting."
"Hmmm. What do you want to eat?" Hisagi asked glancing at the menu overhead.
"Ahh...Pork Ramen." Aisuka said after a second of thought.
"I'll take Beef Udon." Hisagi told the chef as they sat down on the table perpendicular to Ukitake, Shunsui, and Nanao's. "Ukitake taichou, Shunsui taichou, Ise fuku-taichou." Hisagi nodded to the three.
"Ah. Hisagi. How've you been?" Ukitake asked first. "You too, Aisuka."
"Good. How is your health, Ukitake taichou?" Aisuka asked politely as a bowl of ramen was set in front of her.
"Fine fine. How's Rukia doing down there?"
"She's doing good." Aisuka grinned remembering Rukia's reaction to the bunny plushie.
"Any new findings on the Aizen-Voldemort thing?" Shunsui asked.
"No. Not at the moment. Everything seems rather quiet and peaceful. However, we're not taking any chances. Tomorrow, we're going to let Harry try and release his zanpakutoh." Hisagi replied slurping on his udon.
(Hee. I looove udon. Haven't tried ramen yet though.)
"Hmm. That's interesting. I thought Aizen would've tried something by now." Shunsui rubbed his head. Ukitake nodded.
"Have you reported back to headquarters yet?" Nanao wondered not looking up from her book.
"Not yet. We just got here and thought we'd eat something before reporting in, Ise fuku-taichou." Aisuka replied.
"Hmm. What's it like in England?" Nanao asked.
"It's a bit cool there right now and the language is very different. The food is kind of weird too. Something like Kidney Pudding isn't normally what we eat." Hisagi joked.
"Ha! Bet Jushiro would like to try some of that, eh?" Shunsui elbowed his friend who grinned and nodded.
"Eh, well, we gotta go." Hisagi finished the last of his udon and turned to Aisuka, "Don't want to keep 'em waiting too long. Nice talking to you again, later, Ukitake taichou, Shunsui taichou, Ise fuku-taichou." Hisagi said and left with Aisuka.
"Hmm. Interesting. Interesting." Ukitake pondered.
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Inside the ninth division chambers, Hisagi scribbled in paperwork that was supposed to be turned in.
"Damn, I've been gone for a couple of months and this whole squad turns lazy on me!" Hisagi growled as he furiously filled in his paperwork.
"Uh huh. Sure aniki. Anyways, I'm going to head over to sixth division and see if I can find Kuchiki taichou. Rukia gave me some stuff to give to Kuchiki taichou and I'm sure I've got paperwork before heading down to report also. Besides, I haven't seen Kuchiki taichou in awhile. He told me to bring back...spicy food for him. Ha." Aisuka said and flash stepped out of the ninth division.
"Hmm...it sure feels nice to be home again." Aisuka observed as she flew over rooftops towards sixth division. "But...they still don't have replacements for Aizen, Ichimaru, and Tosen. I wonder when they'll fill in the positions." Aisuka pondered as she reached sixth division. "Wish I could get a promotion but I haven't quite mastered my shikai yet to even become a fukutaichou." Aisuka muttered as she straightened her uniform before entering.
Inside the sixth division, Kuchiki Byakuya was at his desk filling out his own paperwork.
(Ra...there's lots of paperwork in Soul Society...haha...xP)
He heard the door open and close. Sensing the reiatsu of his third seat, he waited for Aisuka to come report to him. Pretty soon, she knocked on his door.
"In." Byakuya replied. Aisuka cautiously walked in. Still somewhat awed and scared of her captain, she didn't want to get on his bad side.
"Kuchiki taichou." Aisuka greeted.
"Hn. You have paperwork." Byakuya nodded towards the pile of papers on his right side.
"Hai. I uhmm, brought some stuff for you from Rukia-kun." Aisuka mumbled walking towards her captain's desk. "And I uhmm, got your spicy food you wanted from England." Aisuka set a box on Byakuya's desk along with a jar of hot sauce. Then she turned and picked up the stack of papers, "I'll uhh, finish this as soon as possible. Anything else, taichou?" Aisuka asked.
Byakuya shook his head while cutting open the box.
"Okay then...I'll be back later with finished work." Aisuka backed out and left.
Byakuya inwardly laughed at his third seat's shyness. 'Must be the effect of the Kuchiki nobility.' Byakuya thought as he heard Aisuka trip outside.
"Fuck. He's so intimidating." Aisuka swore as she tripped over her own two feet. "I gotta stop being so scared of him...but then again, who wouldn't be scared of Kuchiki taichou? Heck, I bet even Ukitake taichou is intimidated by him sometimes." Aisuka walked away with a stack of paperwork. "Well, might as well start on it. Nothing else to do anyways, and we can't report until we finish all necessary paperwork anyways." Aisuka sat down at her desk and took out a pen. "Hmm, let's see...mission..."
After two hours Aisuka had finally finished all her paperwork. "There we go. That's the last of it. Turn this in, then I'll go check back up on aniki." Aisuka smiled and stacked her paperwork neatly. She got up and placed it in the 'paperwork stack' by Byakuya's office door, then she flash stepped out back to ninth division headquarters. Hisagi, on the other hand, as a fukutaichou had much more paperwork than Aisuka, so he wasn't quite done. And since ninth division's vice captain was back, the rest of the ninth division decided to err...slack a bit. In fact, Hisagi had no idea where his whole division went. It was eerily quiet in ninth division as a matter of fact. Hisagi was sitting at his desk mentally growling and ranting about how stupid his entire division was when Aisuka came back.
"Troubled aniki?" Aisuka asked grinning and noticing the stress marks on Hisagi's usually calm face.
"I don't know where the hell my entire stupid division went. They must've thought, oh look! Fukutaichou is back! Let's go slack off and leave him with all the paperwork. I'm sure he won't mind. Stupid bastards. When I get my hands on them..." Hisagi muttered.
"Ahh...don't be mad. I'll help you if I can." Aisuka sat down by her brother. "Here, I'll take the standard paperwork while you finish up the paperwork meant for your position only. That way we can hurry up and report. Inner court must be wondering why the hell we're taking so long." Aisuka picked up a pen.
"Hnn. Ariagatou imouto. You finished all your paperwork already?" Hisagi asked looking up.
"Mm...hai." Aisuka scribbled things down from memory.
"Hnnn...stupid paperwork." Hisagi muttered once again as he attempted to finish yet another piece. "Gonna take me forever. I swear when I get my hands on this stupid division..."
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Okie dokie. Done with the third chapter. Ariagatou for all the reviews. Next chapter will mostly be focused in on Soul Society and I might even show what's going on between Aizen and Voldemort. Woot. Then we'll get to Harry becoming a shinigami. Heh. This is really moving along.
