Entry#33: War
Okay, I thought this wear thing would be like, fun and crap, but come on! I got beaten by Kurogane. KUROGANE. The fangirls are gonna feel this one. Then we got Fai, both him and Kurogane get these really funky black eyes. How come I don't get really sweet black eyes? I never get anything. Not even a decent amount of fanfiction in the Tsubasa category. It's all like Kuro/Fai...then I'm just livin' off the little I have. Damn you all! Anyways, I'm fightin' and stuff, with this like, wusstastic sword I mentioned earlier, that's so small that I'm just sure it's gonna break in half and then I'm majorly screwed. I'm lucky this weirdo lady came by and kicked Kurogane's ass before he got me. What I wanna know is how he can just swing his sword, and this huge dragon thing just comes. What the hell? That doesn't just happen! And, as always, I'm always randomly catching on fire. Yeah, that really concerns me. Sakura doesn't help at all, I always cry late at night because my life has become such a hell. All of a sudden Fai can shoot these arrow things too, since when was he good for anything? So now I'm feelin' pretty emo right now, like "I suck" and all that. Maybe I'll die in my sleep.
Entry#1: Initiation
Hey, wouldn't it be like, flippin' sweet if I wrote down all the wonderfulierfic scrumdiddlyumtious adventures that I get into in here? Oh yeah, well, to begin, Today that Sakura chick totally screwed herself over and started glowin' all funky, then I had to go and save her because she can't do a damn thing for herself. So then no sooner than when I get her and these feathers shoot out Yukito finds me quite conveniently and then whisks me off to like, Wonderland or something, then I'm stuck with this crazy witch. Then she starts demanding things from me, I'm like, "Oh come on, I just want to have my freakin' lunch, lemme breath for a minute!" So then she gets all of her memories of me gone forever and whatever, and on top of that I'm expected to go find the rest of them! Screw that! Then there's this big guy and this like, transvestite or something that appear out of nowhere, and she starts takin' stuff from them too! Then, then, she sends us of again! My heads spinnin', I'm hungry because I missed lunch, things couldn't get much worse. I hate my life.
Entry#2: Touching
Being touched is not exactly my cup of tea. I just want to have like, no one bother me for a minute. Is that too much to ask? The second we land in this Hanshin place the blond just kind of starts touching me. I really didn't expect to be traveling with someone who was going to immediately molest me. Then he starts reaching into my clothes, and just when I'm about to go all super-kicky on him he pulls out this feather and he's all like "Look, a feather was stuck on your clothes!"
Sure, sure buddy, that's SO what you were looking for.
So then the feather gets like, absorbed into Sakura. She stops feeling like a corpse which is good because it was making my hands cold, but she's still dead out. Which I suppose is a good thing too because she'll shut up. So now I'm slowly inching away from this blond guy, and he immediately starts bothering the big guy in black. I'm just waiting for this guy to beat him up or something. But no, no, they start like, teasing each other in a freakish way. They just keep flirting like that like, everywhere we go. It's embarrassing. I'm traveling with a girl who doesn't know how to do a damn thing and then those two. Oh yeah, and there's this fat white thing that's really annoying. I'm sure We're going to kill that thing eventually. Until then, I guess I'm going to have to endure it al. Again, I hate my life.
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