:Gapes: Wow! You guys really enjoyed this didn't you! I went on and checked to see Seigi's update and then I saw my story and I was like "9 reviews, wow!" Lol, so, I brought you all chapter two. Hope you guys enjoy this one as much as you enjoyed the last xD


"Mu…Muuuuu?" Milly nudged the unconscious man that they dragged into the middle of the main room.

"I don't think he can hear you," Dearka pointed out as he poked Mu in the face.

"Well then, how the hell do we wake him up?" Milly countered.

In an answer to her question, Murrue stormed into the room from the kitchen where everyone else is. She marched straight over to her boyfriend and glared down at him. She then pulled her foot back and kicked him right in the ribs.

"OUCH!"

"Mu, you idiot! First you insult me in the car and now you almost die…AGAIN!"

"Sorry…hey, hun?"

"What?"

"Can you get your foot out of my ribcage?" She moved her foot.

"Thank you,"

"Sooo…now what?" Milly asked as she sat on the couch.

"I guess…we party?" Dearka suggested.

There was a pause.

"I'll go get the alcohol," Murrue responded as she dashed off to the car.

---Top ten places not to have sex

Number one:

In front of all of your friends

By the time Murrue came back in, things went down, that she could have lived without seeing. There were Milly and Dearka, with absolutely no clothes on, banging on the couch. Wasn't that a shitty idea? And poor Mu is sitting there on the floor rocking back and forth sucking on his thumb.

"This just isn't your day is it, babe?" He shook his head furiously as she walked over and pulled him into the kitchen.

"So…many…naked…people…" He muttered as she sat him in a chair.

"Deeps breaths Mu, deep breaths,"

She then heard a crash.

"DEARKA, YOU A-HOLE! WHO HAS SEX ON A COUCH IN FRONT OF THEIR FRIENDS!" Yzak flamed Dearka's ass for that one.

"It's not like it was my idea!" Dearka yelled back.

"Why is everything my fault, god dammit!" Milly retorted defensively.

"SHUT UP!" Dearka and Yzak yelled at the same time.

"BITE ME!"

Milly grabbed her towel from before and wrapped it around her and stormed up the stairs to get dressed.

Dearka and Yzak watched her until the door slammed.

"Idiot, now look what you made me do!"

"What I made you do!"

"Yes you!"

Yzak picked up a leaf shaped candle holder fit for 5 huge candles and held it over Dearka's head.

"YES bang YOU!" bang.

"And why bang is that!" bang.

"Because you just ruined my chances of getting f-" bang!

"You stupid piece of sh-" bang!

And that was how Dearka got so goddam stupid.

Sex is like Nike.

:After 2 shots of vodka:

"Hey guys…you wanna talk about sex?" Milly asked idiotically while swaying ever so slightly.

They all nodded.

"I think sex…should be like…a religion. That way you can live it, love it…be it…" Athrun started off.

"That was lame…I think sex should be like…a law. You must have sex at least 3 times a day," Yzak topped off Athrun's thought.

"Sex…should have its own advertisement on T.V. That way…everyone can enjoy it," Lacus stated dumbly.

"I think…that sex is god. Everyone loves it…and everyone thinks it's awesome," Mu replied.

"Sex…" Kira began. "is sex…end of story,"

"I think sex…is ungodly…and damn sexy when you do it with Mu" Murrue spoke slyly.

Everyone then turned to Milly.

"…Sex is like Nike…just do it,"


:Short one…more tomorrow xD