:Lol, you guys are amazing. I put out a fanfic about sex and look at everyone. Haha, that's so funny. So, anyway, as I promised, more for today, and lots more for tomorrow when I have off. Party tonight. Lol. Here goes.
---Top 3 things to say after sex:
Number one: This is the part where Mu starts taking notes.
:After 4 shots of Vodka:
"99 bottles of vodka on the wall, 99 bottles of vodka, take one down pass it around 98 bottles of vodka on the wall,"
Everyone in the house was singing, and dancing, except for two people.
Yzak and Shiho.
Yzak and Shiho were in Milly's room at the moment. Guess what they are doing. If you answer is sex then yes you win, just because this fic is based off of the 3 letters in the alphabet that were probably better off not touching.
They thought maybe they should care about Milly or one of the others walked in, but then it came down to:
"We're all drunk, who gives a flying rat's ass?"
So they went on and did it in Milly's bed…and on Milly's dresser…and her computer chair…
They are so dead.
:Back in the living room:
"64 bottles of vodka on the wall, 64 bottles of vodka, take on down pass it around 63 bottles of vodka on the wall,"
:Kira and Lacus, whop have wandered away from the rest:
Kira was in the process of heating things up with Lacus…on Milly's dining room table. You can see where this is going, right? Lacus giggled as he kissed her up and down and all around.
"Ooh, Kira, do you do this often?"
He looked up her slyly.
"You know…I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure know how to make your bed rock,"
"Ooh baby,"
:Living room:
"32 bottles of vodka on the wall, 32 bottles of vodka, take one down, pass it around, 31 bottles of vodka on the wall,"
:Milly's bedroom:
Yzak and Shiho…well…you know what's going on. Little to their knowledge, Mu and Murrue were working their way down the hallway, and the first door they could get to, was Milly's room. Mu grabbed the doorknob and twisted it to get in, it was open.
Yzak and Shiho froze.
"Someone's coming, quick, get under the bed!"
Yzak pulled Shiho off the bed and underneath it with him.
Mu and Murrue made it in and were now on the bed, making out, and taking off clothes. Yzak and Shiho were now practically crying under the bed once Mu and Murrue got it on.
"Two former superior officers and I'm listening to them have sex from underneath their bed!" He whispered hoarsely, trying not to be noticed.
"So I guess we're done having sex for now?"
"Yep," Yzak replied.
Silence…well, for the most part anyway.
"Gotta cigarette?"
:Dining room:
---Top 3 things to say after sex:
Number two:
Lacus and Kira were done, and were positive that Milly wasn't going to be a happy camper once she saw this.
"That was a bad idea,"
"Yeah, it was…
"Wanna do it again?"
:Living Room:
"13 bottles of vodka on the wall, 13 bottles of vodka, take one down, pass it around, 12 bottles of vodka on the wall,"
:Milly's room:
Mu and Murrue were now ready to get back to the vodka, when they suddenly heard noises and felt fidgeting under the bed. They both looked at each other and nodded. The leaned over the bed slowly and then once they were lowered, they pulled back the covers.
Yzak and Shiho gasped when they saw them. They all stared at each other for a good minutes or so, then, all at once, the four took a deep breathe and…
"AHHHH!" Yzak and Shiho screamed.
"AHHHH!" Mu and Murrue screamed.
They all stopped and looked at each other. And then at the same time:
"AHHHHH!"
"1 bottle of vodka on the wall, one bottle of vodak, take it down, pass it around, no more bottles of vodka on the wall,"
"Bummer..."
:More for you guys tomorrow xD Maybe even later tonight ;)
