:Haha, well here's chapter 4 guys! Glad you're enjoying this xD:


Top 10 places NOT to have SEX

Number two:

In your best friend's bed (This has happened on two occasions already, but this time there's a twist)

:After 6 shots of vodka:

After singing for about 2 straight hours, Athrun and Cagalli got bored…REAL board. And of course you all know what happens when drunk people that are sexually active get bored. So, they took the path that two others went down, and for some reason, they never came back out?

:Milly's bedroom:

Currently, there were four people hiding underneath the bed. Yzak, Shiho, Murrue, and Mu. After their little encounter, they all took refuge under the bed…which was a bad idea. As soon as things calmed down and Mu stopped sucking his thumb for the second time that night, Cagalli and Athrun came crashing through the door. They all froze like deer in headlights, and Mu started sucking his thumb all over again.

"No more naked people, no more naked people, no more naked people…"

Murrue sighed and rubbed his back. "He's gonna need a therapist after all this is finished,"

"We ALL are," Yzak corrected.

"Shh," Shiho quieted him.

"They're starting,"

Up on top of the bed they could here the two wrestling each others clothes off. Then they started…well…you know.

"Oh my god, what kind of sex are they having up there?" Murrue asked incredulously at the noises emitting from the two teens.

"Murrue, you shouldknow by nowhow kinky you are when we do it, it's far more interesting than that," There was then a pause and a loud animal like cry. Mu's eyes widened. "I stand, or in this case, crouch corrected,"

"So, this is a nice party, huh, here we all are, naked under a bed that Athrun and Cagalli are fucking on. Good night, good night," Yzak pointed out.

"Yeah, real good night,"

Quiet.

"Baby, is that all you got?" They heard Cagalli speak from above.

"Oh, I'm just getting started!"

"Ooh!"

Then the bed started bouncing 10 times as violently as it did before. Sucks for the people underneath it.

"This...really…sucks…ouch!" Yzak tried talking but it didn't go over to well with all the bouncing.

"True…that…" Shiho replied.

Then the noises and the bouncing and the kinkiness and the moaning and whatever the hell else they were doing up there came in full force all at once.

Patience was not an object underneath the bed.

"THAT'S IT! I'M FREAKIN OUT!"

Yzak jumped from under the bed with the rest in tow. They totally forgot they were naked.

"You guys want to stop all the freaking bouncing up here!"

Athrun and Cagalli froze and looked at him.

"OH MY GOD!" WHAT ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE DOING IN HERE!" Cagalli screamed as she separated herself from Athrun and wrapped the sheet around her leaving Athrun with nothing.

"Hey!"

"Tough luck, this is your fault anyway!"

"What, my fault!"

"Yes you!"

Yzak watched as they argued and then thought of something.

"You know what; this is all your fault!" He pointed to Mu and Murrue.

"What, us! You're the ones who hid under the bed!" Murrue retorted angrily.

"You're the ones who wanted to have sex in Milly's bed!"

"You started it!" Mu jumped in.

"Well they finished it!" Shiho pointed to the fighting couple on the bed.

They all burst out into loud arguing pointing accusations at each other. Random bits and pieces could be made out from different people.

"Yzak I hate you!"

"Well, it's not my fault Mu's so goddam sexy!"

"Athrun, you are never gonna live this beating down!"

"Well I'm sorry you hate me but this is your fault.

"Murrue was too hott to resist any longer!"

"Cagalli you're gonna kill me!"

Then, the door slammed open forcefully, taking it off its hinges. Milly bursted through the open door way and then froze. He eyes traveled across everyone in there, not one of them had clothes on…not one. And to make matters worse, they were in extremely awkward positions. Cagalli and Athrun were wresting the crap put of each other on the bed, so that position was off the charts. Yzak was trying to strangle Shiho on the ground, so he was kind of straddling her. And Mu and Murrue…well…Mu and Murrue we on the ground in much of same situation as Yzak and Shiho, until Milly walked in, Mu jumped up since he was on bottom and ending up locking lips with Murrue…it was all downhill from there.

"What, is this, likea fecking orgy in here!"

They all stopped and looked at each other. They looked back to Milly and nodded.

"…Okay," Milly shrugged her shoulders and was gone.

From there on out it became an orgy.

Out in the living room, the same situation had turned up. This was no longer a party; it was a full fledged sex fest. The door bell then rang, and when no one cameto answerit,the whole group let themselves in.

It was none other than Captain Glady's and her crew of idiots.

"Oh…my…fucking…god…"


:Hehe ;) More later xD