:Lol, chapter 5!
---Top three things to say before having sex:
Number one:
:Destiny crew, Milly's living room, 11:28 pm:
"Holly hell, what is this, a strip bar!" Shinn cried out as he caught sight of what was going on.
"Cover your eyes, Shinn, it'll corrupt you forever!" Luna quickly covered his eyes with her palm.
"My eyes, my virgin eyes!" Rey clambered around the room with his eyes shut until he tripped over Milly and Dearka…oops.
The rest of the former crew stood idly by, watching the chaos, we'll call it. Captain Glady's sidestepped out of the way to go and find the other Captain…hoping that maybe she could help her out as to just what the hell was going on.
She walked down the hallway to the room where she heard banging noises emitting from.
'Maybe she's disciplining the others that are having sex everywhere?'
She felt like that was wishful thinking…and what lie beyond the door she had her hand on, would probably confirm that.
She shoved open the door and then her jaw dropped. The sight inside the bedroom wasn't any different from the situation in the living room, except maybe a bit more…kinky?
She was about to back out when Gilbert came up behind her.
"Something the matter Tal…ia…" He caught the sight that she was seeing.
She then had a thought as she turned around to face him and looked into his eyes and said seriously.
"Let's get ready to RUMBLE!"
:Back in the living room:
Things had calmed down a bit and everyone put their clothes back on, fortunately for Shinn, who was about to break down and need counseling again.
"Sooo, I see you guys are enjoying this…well…what is this exactly?" Luna sparked up a conversation, trying to figure out how all of this happened.
"Well, some have been calling it a sex fest, others a bang gang, or just plain doin the nasty. Doesn't really matter to me, as long as it doesn't get out to the public.
Every single one of the Minerva crew members smacked on a sinister grin, getting the same idea.
:In the living room including the ones from Milly's bedroom 15 minutes later:
"Captain Glady's…" Luna asked suspiciously.
"…Y-yes?"
"What were you doing back there with Gilbert?"
"…Nothing,"
"Chea…ok…I'll believe that on the day Gilbert isn't out of his mind, the day Shinn stops hating Kira Yamato, and the day you two stop hooking up and breaking up for good,"
Talia stared in disbelief as her jaw dropped for the second time that night.
"That's what I thought,"
:After 8 shots of vodka for the SEED crew…and 2 for Destiny:
"Anybody wanna play naked twister?" Milly shouted with the game in her hands.
"…Do we have to get naked?" Yzak asked.
"That's the point,"
"Ok then…no,"
"Sour pus,"
"Anybody else?" They all looked at her like she was speaking a different language.
"OK, if you wanna play…raise your hand,"
"Play what?" Mu asked dumbly.
Milly face palmed, then Dearka stepped in.
"OK, if you're wearing shoes…raise your hand,"
They all raised an arm up in the air.
"…Idiots," Dearka stalked off to help Milly with the game.
:Round one, naked Twister: Mu Vs. Murrue:
"Ok, the first person to fall loses an article of clothing. You lose entirely when you have absolutely no clothes on. Once we're all unfortunately naked, we play again naked, and the winners get to put clothing back on. Everyone understand this time?" Dearka explained, looking around at the faces in the room.
All at once they nodded slowly, finally understanding the concept of the game.
"Ok, first victims, Mu and Murrue,"
"What, why us!" Murrue jumped up in her outburst.
"…Because you can?"
"…Oh…ok,"
They both stood on opposite ends waiting for Dearka to spin.
"Right hand yellow,"
The both easily followed.
"Left foot blue,"
"Right foot orange,"
They both froze on the spot and looked up at him.
"Huh?"
"Just kidding!"
:10 minutes later:
"Murrue, I can't breathe!" Mu's face was currently shoved into Murrue's chest. He was basically being smothered.
"Well I can't help that I'm pinned underneath you!"
"Well…there's nothing I can do about it,"
"You wanna make a bet?"
Before Mu could answer, Murrue brought her foot back, and kicked him as hard as she coul d in her position…right between the legs.
"Owie," He fell off to the side and landed on his back.
Murrue stood up and brushed herself off.
It was silent.
"Well?" She demanded, causing all of the males in the room to jump.
"Crazy psycho Captain bitch, one…Ball-less out of commission Mobile Suit pilot…zip," He looked at him a little longer.
"Man…he won't be walking for days. Are you sure that was necessary?" Dearka questioned Murrue.
The brunette whipped her head to the side to look at him, hair flying in front of her face.
"You want an answer to that?"
"Yeah…WAIT, I MEAN HELL NO!"
"Good answer,"
"Ouch…"
"Shut up, Mu!"
Lol, well…that's what happens when Mu gets to close to Murrue's…well…you know…Next victims…Athrun and Meyrin…oh this'll make Cagalli happy xD
