Dances: Here we go again xD You guys ready for round 6?
:Naked Twister, round 2. Athrun and Meyrin:
:After 10 shots of vodka for SEED, and 4 for Destiny:
"Ok, next victims…can I get a drum roll please?"
Everyone in the room began to pound on something.
"And…STOP! The next victims are…Athrun…and Meyrin,"
"Dot…dot…DOT!" Kira spoke slowly from his happy placeacross the room.
"What?" Cagalli spoke lowly from next to Kira, whom she smacked for his unwanted comment.
"Can you not hear woman? I said ATHRUN and MEYRIN. Would you like me to…NO NOT THE BALLS NOT THE BALLS!" Cagalli was now 5 inches away from his face and poised for a ball tap.
"If you want to keep your precious twins…then I advise you switch those names,"
"I-I can't! It-it was all Yzak's fault!"
"YZAK!"
"No, that's my pizza!"
Cagalli put her rampage on hold for a second.
"What?"
Yzak was currently sleeping on the floor drooling from his dream.
Cagalli looked over to Dearka with narrowed eyes.
"Yzak, huh?"
"…Crap,"
He wasn't going to be fathering any children for a long LONG time.
Athrun and Meyrin were now standing on opposite sides of each other.
"Athrun, if my sister has to get naked because of you, I'll slit your throat!" Luna yelled out from the sidelines, being held back by Shinn.
Athrun looked at Meyrin nervously. She just shrugged.
"She's serious…you might wanna watch out for that one,"
"Yeah, great, now I have two girls that want me dead in the most brutal of ways.
"Word,"
:10 minutes later:
Meyrin was on top of Athrun, straddling him, while Athrun had his hand right in between her legs to get to the little green circle on the other side. Cagalli and Luna had to be knocked out, gagged, and bound to the sofa. They didn't decide what they would do when the two woke up, they might have to run…really uberly fast.
"Guys…I think their waking up," Mu called out to the group, since he was the one sitting closest to Luna and Cagalli.
"Quick, everyone jump out a window!" Kira yelled from the other side of the room.
"And that will do...what?" Murrue answered back hotly.
"Put us out of out misery in a much less painful way then their gonna do it...crazy psycho captain bitch," He said the last part very quietly...hoping she wouldn't hear.
"True…very true…what was that last part?"
"I thin ki'm gonna go make a sandwich!" Kira skipped off to the kitchen.
"You better come out of that kitchen with a sandwich mister!"
"You better come out with a sadwich mister!" He mocked formthe kitchen.
"Oh, that's it," Murrue bolted for the kitchen, much to Mu's surprise.
"Happy thought's Murrue, DON'T KILL KIRA!"
"AHHH, MURRUE, NO! NOT THE KNIFE, NOT THE KNIFE!"
There was then alot of crashing and pounding...that went on for a pretty long time. Then silence.
"My coordinator senses are tingling,"
Murrue hit him over the head with the frying pan in her hand.
"Idiot, what's that supposed to mean?"
"You're so violent tonight Murrue," Mu commented.
"You wanna be next!"
"NO, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOT AGAIN!"
She sighed.
"So, what's tingling again?"
"Cagalli and Luna are awake! AHHH!" He tried to book through the patio door window, but Murrue stopped him.
"Let's go spiderman, things are about to get ugly in there,"
"We're all gonna die!" Kira sobbed as Murrue dragged him back into the chaotic living room.
"Hurry, cover Athrun and Meyrin up before they see them like that!" Talia yelled searching for a blanket so Cagallia and Luna didn't lsoe their minds.
"Yeah, they'll never notice," Dearka answered, still in the position he was in when Cagalli kicked him off of his chair.
"Do you wanna lose something else that's precious to you?" She hissed at him.
"No, not Mr. Snuggles!"
Her jaw dropped for the third time tonight.
"Jesus all mighty help us all," She muttered and plopped down on the couch, forgetting what she was trying to do before.
"Can't we just move?" Athrun spoke from under Meyrin.
"Shut up!" Talia yelled shutting his mouth.
"Geez, you're almost as bad as Captain Ramius," Another shut up from Talia and he was done talking for the time being.
"Guys, their awake!"
"AHHH!" Gilbert screamed…like a total chick. Talia laughed at him.
"I scream like more of a man than you- AHHH!" The girls got lose.
"YOU KNOW WHAT, ATHRUN? WHY DON'T YOU JUST BANG THE GIRL SEEING YOUR HANDS ALREADY UP HER CROTCH!" Luna screamed as loud as she could as she grabbed his collar.
"Listen here bitch, that boy," She pointed to Athrun"He's MINE!" Cagalli grabbed Meyrin and pulled her up.
Then Cagalli and Luna saw each other.
"Hey, let him go!"
"Then why don't you get your hands off my sister!"
Then it turned into a humungous wrestling match. Meyrin and Athrun included.
"Well you know what Luna? Maybe I WANT to be with Athrun, ever think of that!"
"Ever think of how if would feel to have my foot shoved so far up your ass you'll never walk again!"
"YOU WON'T!" Se retaliated.
"I WILL!"
And they began round one of their wrestling match. Dearka then regained composure to play referee.
"ROUND ONE, CAGALLI VS. MEYRIN! Ooh, that one looked like it hurt,"
Luna and Athrun stopped yelling and watched the two on the floor. They then looked at each other and then back at the pair.
"YEAH GO MEYRIN, YOU RIP THAT BLONDE BITCH A NEW ONE!"
"CAGALLI IF YOU LOSE I'LL KICK YOUR ASS AND NEVER SLEEP WITH YOU AGAIN!"
And that's how the spend the next 30 minutes. This was going to be the longest night of all of their lives.
"Mhhmmm, boy do I love my pizza,"
I'm having so much fun with this xD ;) More later for you guys! Thanks for allthe reviews, by the way! Next Victims...Kira and Lacus :P
