:Chapter 8 ;) If I remember correctly, we left off at Murrue and Kira's, coughdilemmacough. xD


"OH MY GOD, KIRA, WHAT THE HELL DID WE JUST DO!"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

"How could you do this to me Kira, I thought what we had was love!" Lacus was, by now, balling her eyes out.

"Murrue, after all we've been through!"

"N-no, I can explain!" Murrue stuttered for words.

"I thought Kira was you, and he thought I was Lacus!"

"Oh, what, so now I look and talk and TASTE like an 18 year old!"

"No, it's not that at all, it was dark!"

"So that's your excuse!"

"YES!"

"Ok,"

"Huh?" Murrue was dumbstruck.

"I said ok, but…you have to make it up to me later,"

She smiled slyly.

"If you insist,"

"HOW CAN YOU TAKE THIS SO LIGHTLY!" Kira was still losing it, who wouldn't be?

"Calm down Kira, it's not that big of a deal," Murrue assured.

"Not that big of a deal, are you serious? I just rammed my tongue halfway down my former captain's throat, and you tell me it's NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL!"

"…Oh my god," Murrue came to realization.

"OH MY GOD!"

"Murrue, do you realize what this means?"

"No,"

"Me either,"

"…You know, your almost as good as Mu, and believe me, that is quite the compliment,"

"…I have to agree, that if I didn't love Lacus to death, I'd might consider accepting older women into my life,"

"But seriously, that was the weirdest make out session I have ever had, I had no idea that I could…use my tongue like that,"

Mu heard that and looked up at her.

"You…wanna take that tongue for another run?"

Murrue looked at him.

"You bet I do,"

They were about to go back to Milly's bedroom, until someone stopped them.

"Not so fast," Murrue froze. It was Lacus, a very VERY angry lacus.

"You just made out with my boyfriend, and now you think I'm gonna let you walk away to go make out with yours!"

"Murrue…RUN!" Mu tried to push her out of the way, but Lacus was too fast.

Before anyone knew what was going on, Lacus pounced on Murrue and tackled her straight to the floor.

"You broad, I can't believe you would do that!" Lacus took a palm and hit Murrue in the face with it.

Everyone was speechless.

"You dumb bitch, I fucking hate you! Don't you DARE try to ruin my life with Kira. You fucking slut, you have a sexy boyfriend, so go MAKE THE FUCK OUT WITH HIM!" Lacus continued to bitch slap Murrue, much to her displeasure.

Mu was staring with his mouth hanging open. Everyone stood with their mouths hanging open. Can she do that; is Lacus Clyne allowed tot talk like Yzak?

"Lacus, if you kill Murrue I will make no hesitation to kill you…hey...that rhymed!"

"MU!" Murrue yelled from the floor, now getting strangled.

"Oh, right, focus, sorry,"

Mu then kicked Lacus, causing her to stop beating Murrue up. The tables then turned and Murrue flipped Lacus over and punched her.

"Oh boy," Milly face palmed.

"It's about to be a what? GIRL FIGHT!" Dearka sang, earning a death glare from Milly.

"Don't encourage them!"

"Why not?"

"Because their drunk, who knows what they'll do to each other,"

"You stupid little candy ass! You think you can slap me and get away with it!" Murrue was furiously beating on Lacus by now.

Kira was just standing by and watching, he had no idea what was going on anymore, poor guy.

"That's right Murrue, show that little pansy who's boss!" Mu yelled from the sidelines.

Murrue put Lacus in a head lock and pinned her to the floor. Dearka fell on the floor next to them.

"1, 2, 3, and she's pinned! Crazy psycho captain bitch 2, Stupid little candy ass, 0! Booya!"

"Dearka!" Murrue pounced on Dearka then, she was clearly off her rocker.

"Murrue!" Talia tried to pull her off, but only got pulled into the mess.

Now we have Murrue, Dearka, and Talia wrestling the hell out of each other on the floor. Dearka was ruled out after Murrue smashed his face against the table and Talia gave him the biggest wedgie of the century. They then stopped to laugh at their work. They called it a truce, shook hands on it and sat back down again.

"…well, that was a way to…wrestle," Milly stated cautiously.

Lacus was fuming and formulating a plan. She then hit gold and spoke up, acid in every aspect of her idea.

"You know what Captain Ramius, if you can play dirty, than so can I!"

Lacus ran over to Mu, grabbed his face, and smashed her lips right into his. Murrue's jaw dropped, and so did Mu's. Mu stood their stunned for a while, and then, he grabbed Lacus by the wrist, picked her up, and flung her over his shoulder and onto the coffee table next to Dearka. He then looked over to Murrue. She had tears in her eyes and she whimpered slightly.

"Mu,"

"Murrue?"

She ran over to him and…well…gave her tongue that test run he wanted so bad.

"I LOVE YOU!"

He looked pleased, so they fell back onto the couch next to Kira. We'll reinforce a rule again.

Never have sex in front of all of your friends

Well…they just violated it…oops. Kira's gonna take on Mu's thumb sucking habit, especially when he sees Lacus's head through a coffee table.


XD The 250 proof bottle of moonshine is coming out in the next chapter ;)