:Well…let's see what I can come up with on this special day. If you don't know what I mean by special…you're about to find out ;)
"It's marijuana day, it's marijuana day!" Dearka sang from the living room floor.
Everyone looked at him like he was crazy until they came to realization.
"It is Marijuana day. We started this party on 4/19, but seeing that it's 2:00 in the morning, it's now 4/20," Murrue explained to the room of drunks.
"Murrue," Cagalli looked at her. "Please tell me that you have marijuana on marijuana day,"
"I think I just might Cagalli…Quick, let's go check the car!" They both ran out the door.
So, let's catch up on a few things. Athrun and Meyrin are still down the hallway doing only god wants to know to Shinn and Luna. Dearka, obviously (or in this case unfortunately) recovered from his wedgie from Talia, and was singing about National Pot Day. Lacus's face is still smashed through the coffee table, and Kira still ahs no idea what was going on. Oh, yeah, and Mu and Murrue successfully had sex on the couch…so that's why Kira isn't moving…they shocked the poor kid.
"Hey, what's up with the kid?" Mu asked stupidly, as if he didn't know why.
"Hmm, let's see, it's not like you and Murrue just fucked right next to him on the couch," Talia retorted smartly.
"What's wrong with me and Murrue having sex on the couch!" He shot back offensively.
"Mu…watching you and Murrue have sex, was like a well thought through porno. Except in real life…and…to be honest with you…real life porno's…aren't a lot of fun…unless your part of one,"
Before Mu could retort, he was cut off by more singing. Yzak was now on the floor next to Dearka swaying back and forth singing "It's marijuana day!" It doesn't get much worse than that.
Mu looked back at Talia exasperated. "What were we saying again?"
"…Pft, hell if I remember,"
Murrue and Cagalli then suddenly busted back into the house…with about 100 grams worth of pot. Just where the hell does Murrue get her hands on this shit?
"Whoa…Murrue, were you a drug dealer at one point in your life?" Mu questioned incredulously.
"That is classified information that I am not allowed to state in front of anyone," She replied smartly.
"Alrighty, so basically, we're getting stoner drunk here?" Rey asked, just to confirm things.
"Yes, Rey, that's exactly what we're doing here.
"Ok, everyone come over here and grab a bowl," Murrue instructed while she got her own bowl ready.
:Down the hallway with Athrun, Luna, Meyrin, and Shinn:
Shinn and Luna, were currently tied back to back on a chair, gagged and under the watchful eyes of Meyrin and Athrun.
"You know, this wouldn't have been so bad if you didn't shut all of the power off, then we wouldn't noticed what was going on back here!" Meyrin flamed them fir about the seventeenth time in the last 10 minutes.
Did I forget to mention that Shinn and Luna were naked? Oh, and also that Meyrin and Athrun both have digital cameras with quite a few pictures of them on it for future blackmail? Well, now you know.
"Come on Meyrin, let's go get the others so they can get some good pictures too," Just as they were about to turn, they smelt something…burning?
"It smells like…
"Pot," Athrun finished.
As soon as they realized what they had said they bolted down the hallway, leaving Shinn and Luna trying to scootch their way over to their discarded clothes so they could the party.
Down the hallway back in the living room, was quite the sight to see, now let me tell 'ya. Everyone, and I mean everyone, was fumbling all over the place in a haze of smoke. Athrun and Meyrin were dumbfounded. Athrun questioned the first person her saw, which was Murrue. He asked the only question on his mind at the time, which was:
"Murrue, where's the pot?"
"Uhmmmm, on the moon,"
"Murrue, focus ok," He held up a finger. "Watch the dancing finger now," He moved his finger left and right to try to get her to focus.
Of course, when he went left, she went right, when he went right she went left, when he went down, she went up, and we he went up, she went down, and boy did she go down. She fell over with a thud right at his feet.
"…Never…mind,"
They then were distracted by even louder singing than the first two times. Remember when I said that it doesn't get much worse than Dearka and Yzak on the floor singing about marijuana day? Well…it does. And I'm not about to draw another line.
So now we have Dearka, Yzak, and Rey singing on the floor. The problem here is, that everyone looked about ready to sing, except for Lacus, and Murrue…but I'm sure she'll recover. Talia and Gilbert decided that singing looked fun, so they then joined the trio on the floor. Kira, who still hadn't recovered from his recent shock, was bribed into smoking about 5 bowls then started singing along with Mu. Murrue woke up and picked herself up off the ground and staggered over to Mu, collapsed into him, who collapsed into Kira, who then fell off the couch. Yay for dominoes! But they kept singing anyway.
So, everyone's singing…now what? Athrun then noticed all of the empty plastic bags on the floor.
"Holy Jesus tap dancing on a bar stool! They smoked all of it!" He was in a state of disbelief…and sadness.
Meyrin was about to complain, but then her eye caught something. "I found some!" She ran over and picked up a bag.
There was a 10 written on it in Murrue's handwriting.
"10 grams, niiice," Athrun patted her on the back.
"Alright, let's go smoke this!" She got all exited and picked up two bowls from the floor…and other…basic necessities to smoking that I won't dare mention in a rated T fanfic. Of course I've already exceeded the T rating…but who's gonna tell?
"Wait," He held up his camera. "Let's take blackmail pictures first…then smoke our weed.
"Hell yeah!"
They both ran over to stand in front of the singing group. They readied their cameras and got ready to blackmail.
"We have to video tape this," Meyrin demanded.
"Oh we will, don't worry about that,"
"They are so gonna hate us,"
"Let's do this…Everybody say smoking is bad!" Athrun yelled.
They all stopped for a split second.
"SMOKING IS BAD!"
Then the flash went off. As soon as that was done, the group was back to singing and Athrun and Meyrin were smoking on the deck in the backyard. What a way to start off Marijuana day.
Too bad Lacus has her face through a coffee table…whatta bummer. Oh well.
"It's a MARIJUANA DAY!"
Lol xD Well…I hope you guys enjoyed that chapter. Next on will be out tomorrow!
P.S. Happy Marijuana Day.
With love,
Dearka
