:Alrighty, to start this off, I bounced up the rating to M. Thought it appropriate and since a few reviewers suggested it, I did. Thanks to all who put me in my place xD Anyway, this chapter will take place after the usage of drugs. Can't get any higher than rated M, so everyone's gonna lay low on their addictions ;)


So after some major drug abuse, the gang found themselves on the deck. Surprisingly, no one was dead yet, unconscious, yes, dead, no. Actually, they were far from unconscious. More than half of them were still bouncing off the walls like jack rabbits. Athrun was dancing on the table singing "I'm too sexy," Kira successfully performed his "Quick, everyone jump out a window!" trick, Cagalli was throwing various things at Athrun to get him to shut up because the neighbors by now had all of their windows open yelling "I HOPE YOU ALL DIE!" while spraying them with the hose occasionally.

Lacus had managed to pull her face out of the table and made her way outside only to turn right around and stick her head right back the table because of what she was forced to see. Mu was swaying back and forth on the railing to the deck until he went too far and fell off backwards. Murrue saw this happen and was now on the ground laughing hysterically at him. Gilbert went after Talia who decided that climbing the tree in the backyard was in her best interest, she was now swinging from a branch throwing apples at the neighbors.

Flay, Natarle and Tolle were all playing tag, and they were all it. Don't ask me how that works, because I don't really know myself. They'd chase each other around, and then when they got too close, run away in the other direction. Not a very productive game if you ask me. It was definitely a tag game from hell, and everyone was losing. Yzak and Dearka passed out somewhere back by Cagalli's hole and Milly set out to find them. She came back and hour later. When they asked her where Yzak and Dearka she looked at them like they were insane.

"Yzak and Dearka, who the hell are they?"

They just let the subject rest after that.

While all of this was happening, our good friends Shinn and Luna managed to tip the chair over and cut the rope so they could get changed and find the rest of the party. The first thing they saw was Lacus minus her head. They just shrugged it off and made their way outside. The next thing they laid eyes on was a giant hole in the patio door window and Kira sleeping in a pile of glass after his Jackie Chan move out the window. They then saw Mu on the ground not too far from him apparently knocked out from his fall. Murrue was still rolling on the floor laughing, tears now streaming down her face from laughing too hard. Talia was losing her grip on the tree branch and Gilbert was running back and forth trying to catch her when she fell. They stood and watched for a few more seconds.

"I'll catch you, Talia, don't worry!"

She then slipped off. He caught her but then lost his footing and they both landed on the ground with a loud Oomph! That was it for them for the rest of the night. Not too far away, the tag game from hell was still running on full power. Of course it was still getting nowhere fast, but hey, anything can entertain a bunch of drunken people. They then heard yelling from across the yard. Milly had gotten out her own hose and was now screaming at the neighbors and squirting them back with twice as much power.

"You all can take that and shove it!" She squirt straight through their kitchen window. Next thing you know she was on top of the fence dividing their lawns squirting in every open window in the house.

"You little bitch, you're flooding our goddamn house!"

"Well than why don't you do something about it! Do it do it do it! You won't, you won't!" Milly screamed back.

They will.

They squirt her square in the face. She then fell off the fence and back into her yard. It was over after that. Neighbors, 1, Miriallia, Zip. Back on the deck, Athrun had become too sexy for his shoes, socks, pants, and shirt, and was now dancing on the table in his boxers. Cagalli had given up on stopping him a while ago and was dancing along with him in her underwear. Meyrin was nearby dancing and singing "Livin La Vida Loca" until she tripped over a laughing Murrue and somehow managed to fall over the railing to the deck and land right on top of Mu. She decided to stay down after that one. Shinn and Luna looked around, but saw no traces of Dearka and Yzak. Maybe that was a good thing? Like, a sign from god? Well, whatever the case, they were gone, and that's not an entirely bad thing. Rey, well, Rey, where is lil 'ol Rey? Rey was back by the drug pile singing "On Top of Old Smokey" Extremely loud. They could've sworn they heard the neighbors firing up the chainsaw in the backyard, but, it could've just been their imaginations.

Shinn and Luna looked at each other in disbelief, and then at the same time, turned around slowly and made their way back into the kitchen. No point in getting involved in that mess.

"What they hell kind of alcohol were they drinking out here?" Shinn asked Luna as they sat down on two bar stools.

"I have no idea, but I wonder if there's anymore left?"

"Let's go raid that secret back Murrue brought in!" Shinn suggested.

"YES!" They both ran into the living room and grabbed the bag.

The ruckus they made getting the bag caught Lacus's attention and she pulled her head from the table.

"Whatcha doin?"

"Drinkin, care to join us?" Shinn asked while handing her a cup filled with something clear.

"Sure, what is it?" She asked before she took a nice long chug.

"Rum, it's pretty expensive looking," Shinn then chugged the whole cup he had in his hand.

"Nah, Murrue had this shit imported illegally, she didn't pay a dime for it," Luna reassured while she just picked up the whole damn bottle and chugged it.

Lacus then held up her cup as if to make a toast. Shinn filled his glass back up and Luna readied the bottle.

"Here's to getting drunk with your friends at Milly's house,"

"Here's to watching people get their faces smashed through coffee tables," Shinn added.

"Here's to…being a flaming alcoholic," Luna finished as they all clinked glasses. After that, there was no stopping them.

:20 minutes later:

Luna, Shinn, and Lacus all tip toed into the kitchen giggling like the little girls they were. They grabbed as many pots and pans as they possibly could and made their way on to the deck. You could tell they were about to do something drastic.

"Alright, on the count of three we go," Shinn directed.

"One," He whispered.

"Two," That was Lacus.

"THREE!" Luna exclaimed in a whisper.

All at once they banged their pots and pans together making a horrid banging noise erupt through the silence of the backyard. Everyone and I mean everyone, jumped up in surprise and turned to the source for the noise. They all looked like they were ready to beat the living shit out of the three responsible for the ungodly sound, when Shinn quickly spoke up to voice his brilliant idea.

"I challenge every single one of you, to an extreme game of…man hunt!"

They all looked at Shinn, blinked, then looked at each other, and then back at Shinn. They then all got the same devious look to their faces, and Murrue voiced the groups answer.

"You're on!"

Oh, this should be fun.


:Fun it will be! xD Sorry for the slight delay in updating. I'd blame the websiteand its little problem, but that wouldn't be entirely fair ;)