:Man hunt time xD
There they all were, standing in the front yard like the bunch if idiots they are, ready to play a game of manhunt.
"Alright, does everyone know the object of this game?" Shinn asked the group, seemingly he one with the most sense.
"Don't get your ass caught?" Dearka suggested.
"Stole the words right out of my mouth," Shinn smiled. "Alright, let's get started. One hunter will be chosen. Everyone has 2 minutes to find a hiding spot. Here's a nice hint, don't hide in a big group; that might possibly be the stupidest things you could do. The boundaries…well…screw boundaries. If you find yourself running for longer than 15 minutes, just turn around and run the other way,"
"Ok, so how do we pick the first hunter?" Murrue asked.
"Well, I guess we could…RACE!"
"Race?" The group questioned.
"Like this?" Dearka asked, referring to their drunken state.
"Ok, bad idea," Shinn deflated at that thought.
"I'll be the hunter!" Luna exclaimed.
"…Alrighty, sounds good. Any complaints?" Shinn asked.
"Nope, not at all, nah," He received various answers from the "bunch of idiots" as he officially liked to call them as of right now.
"Ok, now remember, no running by any cliffs drop offs or neighbors with mean dogs…and hoses. And the first and most important tip of all in this situation!
--Top 10 places NOT to have sex
Location number 3:
In the street
They all gave him a strange look.
"Uhm, do you need a napkin…because, there's bullshit coming out of your mouth…" Dearka stated slowly, not really liking the number one rule of man hunt.
Shinn face palmed. "Go ahead, you can say that, and you can all look at me like I just told you get naked and streak down the street, see if I give a damn," Their incredulous looks turned to glares. He needed to cover himself, and fast.
"Now I understand that 75 percent of you people had a good reason to look at me the way you did, but as for the other 15 percent…" A quick glance at Mu and Murrue and a few others, "Needed to hear that,"
"Watch it kid, or I'll sic Murrue, Cagalli, and Luna on you," Mu stated, making Shinn shiver.
"Alright, can we quit being so damn serious and get this thing started? I'm bored!" Tolle whined from behind everyone.
"Alright, alright already, on the count of three we go. One…Two—" Shinn was then abruptly cut off by an impatient Cagalli…surprise, surprise.
"123 go!" Cagalli spat out quickly and they all booked down the street in opposite directions, leaving a confused Shinn and a sneering Luna.
"You better run that little white ass away, or you'll be the first I catch," She then blinked. Shinn was gone before she even finished her sentence.
"Shit, I didn't think he could run that fast," She shrugged and moved along.
In the bushes in the neighbor's yard that was attacking them with the hose, we find Mu and Murrue.
"Stop moving around Mu, and PUT ON YOUR PANTS!" She whispered loudly.
"What! Shinn never said anything about doing it in the bushes!" Mu retorted back just as loudly.
"Well, then I'll have him put it on the list once this is over!" She then heard footsteps of some of the others running by.
"There's a list?" Mu spoke, but was quickly silenced when Murrue clamped a hand over his mouth.
"Save it!" She waited until the footsteps stopped. "No use in getting found out in case one of them gets caught,"
:With Dearka and Milly:
"Dearka, I don't think this is such a good hiding place, it's too small," Milly and Dearka were currently hiding in one of the neighbors toy houses for their kids. It barely fit two toddlers let alone two adults.
"Well, it was either in here or the garbage cans, I assumed you would appreciate the toy house more,"
Milly was silent. She wondered where his mind was half of the time. "Dearka…ugh," She shook her head in disappointment.
"What!"
"You're an idiot,"
"…I try,"
:Athrun and Cagalli:
"Of all the places Zala, of all the frigging places we could've hid, it was a goddam tree!"
"Well where were you expecting to hide?" He shot back.
"Well definitely not hanging upside down from a tree!" It was true; the two were hanging upside down from the highest tree in the neighborhood. Why were they upside down? Because they're two drunk idiots who though that climbing all the way to the tippy top of a tree would help, we'll soon learn why that's not such a good idea.
:Kira and Lacus:
He had brains. Out of all the people in the "group of idiots" He had brains. He back tracked straight into the house and right into the living room to pull Lacus out of the coffee table.
"Oooh Lacus, wake up!" Kira shook her slightly to wake her up.
"Lacus?" He shook her a little harder.
"Laaaacus?" A little harder.
"Lacus!" A little harder.
A deep intake of air.
"YOU DUMB BITCH, WAKE THE FUCK UP!" He gave her a nice slap in the face.
She woke up and immediately thought that he was a burglar. She smacked him right back, leaving a bright read hand print on his cheek.
Kira's automatic response was to slap her back, and so he did.
"Lacus then returned the hit again, thus causing their little "moment" to break out into a full force bitch slap war. Wonderful.
After a good 5 minutes of pwning each other, they realized what was going on.
"KIRA!" Lacus got a good look at his face finally.
"LACUS! Oh, wait, I already knew it was you…hehe,"
He then got a swift punch in the face, rendering him unconscious…with his face smashed through the coffee table this time…instead of Lacus. Ouch.
:Gilbert, Talia, Meyrin, Rey, and Shinn:
"Wasn't the whole pint of this game not to hide in a big group?" Gilbert asked after doing a head count.
Shinn and the others looked at him.
"Yeah…and?" Talia questioned him.
"Yeah, where's the big group?" Meyrin asked.
"…We are the big group,"
Rey did his own head count. "We are NOT! There's only…" They counted on his fingers. "Two of us," He said two, but he help up 5 fingers. Idiot.
Gilbert face palmed. "Let's…just…find a hiding spot," Before he could look however, Talia yelled.
"I found one!" She was pointing in the direction of an abandoned house; it was a creepy looking one too.
"Oh hell no! There's no way I'm hiding in there!" Rey yelled.
"Relax Rey-Rey, no need to wet your pants over it," Gilbert mocked with the pet name he made up for him.
"Yeah Rey-Rey," Talia sneered from off to the side, laughing under her breath.
Rey shut up and sulked the whole rest of the way there.
They got to the front door and it was busted in.
"It looks like someone already beat us too it. Yeah well, looks like we have to go, come on guys!" Talia went to walk away when Gilbert grabbed her arm.
"Oh, come on Taly-Waly, you're not scared too, are you?" He smiled devishly/
"N-N-No…j-j-just, don't wanna get us c-c-caught…t-t-th-that's all,"
"Admit it, you're scared!" Shinn mocked in pure pleasure.
"I am not!"
"You are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"ALRIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH!" Gilbert hollered.
"Let's go in there," Gilbert led the way
Talia was the last next to Rey to go in.
"Come on Taly-Waly, let's go,"
"Shut up Rey!" She punched him in the arm and stormed on ahead of him.
"Ouch!"
Rey followed her in, shutting the door behind him.
Silence.
More silence…until…
"AHHH!" A scream could be heard through the beat up door.
"Haha, I scred you!" Shinn laughed as Talia nearly had a heart attack.
"You did not!"
"I did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID TOO!"
"ENOUGH!" Gilbert roared.
Talia and Shinn then began giggling like little girls.
"Hey Meyrin?"
"Yeah, Gilly?"
"Do you still…what did you just call me?"
"Nothing,"
A suspicious look from Gilbert.
"…Anyway…do you happen to have a gun on you?"
"No…why?"
"Because I'm gonna kill myself tonight…before these idiots do,"
Well, that was longer than I thought. Manhunt will be starting in the next chapter…for real this time. I also bumped the rating back down and revised chapter 10, please just go read it over if you want to, it didn't change anything around, just more…appropriate xD There was a lack of reviewers, I'm not mad, just making sure I didn't offend anyone, so that's mainly why I revised it. The other half was because I wasn't really liking the way it played out…so…there you have it ;) By the way, more Sex Tips coming your way next chapter. Booya!
