Alright, so how about we get this game of man hunt started? On another note, this story is going to calm down with the coughdrugabusecough. I lost a reader the there day, and I didn't take it lightly. I felt really bad about it, so, ever if this readers not going to come back, I still made a promise to this person that it won't be of the charts crazy anymore. It doesn't matter if this person comes back to read or not, I made a promise, and I'm keeping my word.
In Milly's Driveway
In Yzak's car, 5 people hid. Was it way to small for that many people? Yes. Was hiding in there a bad idea? Just maybe. So anyway, here we are with Yzak, Shiho, Natarle, Flay, and Tolle, all crammed in a tiny Dodge Neon.
"Hey Yzak," Shiho said in a low growling voice.
"Yeah?"
"Get your foot OUT of my shirt PLEASE!"
"Woopsies," He kindly removed his foot.
"Tolle, did the thought that you're sitting on me cross your mind at all since we got in here?" Flay asked dangerously.
"…Uhm, no not really,"
"Well then…MOVE!" Flay shoved Tolle into the door causing his face to get smashed into the window.
While everyone else was having such a hard time with each other and the space problem, Natarle sat happily in the passengers seat with her feet up on the dashboard 'looking out' for Luna. For a slip second she though she caught a glimpse of maroon colored hair out of the corner of her eye, but dismissed it. Five minutes later, and she saw it again, and it was Luna.
"Quick, everyone get down, Luna's coming!" She yelled in a whisper and flew over the passenger seat and into the back seat.
Everyone stopped their bickering and hid under the seats. They were eerily silent as Luna walked by, inspecting the inside of the car. She couldn't see the 5 of them under the seats due to the darkness of the night, otherwise, they'd be beat. She shrugged and moved on to check the other cars, and then was off in another direction. After 5 more minutes of waiting, they all popped their head out from under the seats.
"Well, that went over well," Yzak stated happily, to happy for him.
"Yeah…it did," Natarle agreed.
He then looked over to Shiho. "So…you wanna do it?"
She smiled slyly and tackled him into the back seat.
--Top three things to say before having sex:
Number 2:
"Rock my world,"
Flay, Natarle, and Tolle all crammed into the front seat of the car. They could've just left, but, you know…well no you don't. The point here is, that they should've left, but being as intoxicated as them…they couldn't. So now they get to hear Yzak and Shiho in the back of their car. Woo hoo.
Cagalli and Athrun
"Hey, Athrun?" Cagalli questioned as she swayed in the breeze from her tree branch.
The two finally decided to stop hanging up side down and sit on the branch instead. Athrun then told her that he just wanted to see how long she would stay like that. That earned him a nice red mark on his cheek, and a near death experience of almost falling out of the tree.
"Yes, Cagalli?"
"Do you hear that cracking noise?"
"What cracking noise?"
All of the sudden, the tree branched cracked and bounced down a good two feet, causing the two to nearly fall out of the tree.
"Okay! I'm out of here!" Cagalli made to crawl down from the tree branch, but then realized that she was about 12 feet off the ground.
"How the hell did we get up here?"
"Uhm, well, I'm, still trying to figure that one out myself," She whacked him over the head.
"Well, put it this way, at least the branch didn't break," He smiled innocently.
"Athrun, I am going to—" She got no further.
The tree branch finally snapped, and with a lot of screaming, the two went down through the tree. Cagalli dropped like a stone, straight to the ground, landing right on her ass. Athrun, on the other hand, hit every single branch possible until he finally landed right on top of Cagalli. Cagalli would've had a temper tantrum, but she couldn't move, let alone feel her body right now, so that would have to wait.
Unbeknownst to them, Luna heard the ruckus and was now running over their full speed. She got there and saw the two sitting there. She approached quietly, and when she finally got close enough, she tagged Cagalli and smiled triumphantly.
"Gotcha!" And she was skipping off to go hide.
Cagalli gave her almighty growl and before Athrun could react, starting kicked her legs furiously, knocking him off.
"ZALA!"
Milly and Dearka
"Dearka, I need to get out of here,"
"We can't what if Luna's around, we're not too far away from where we started yet,"
"Ugh,"
Dearka then heard a noise. He held a hand over Milly's mouth and looked through one of the holes in the toy house they were squatting in.
"What is it?" She asked, voice muffled by his hand.
"The neighbors just let their dog out,"
She gasped. "What kind of dog is it?"
He looked harder through the hole. "I don't know, I can't see,"
"Here, let me look," She pushed him over after getting his hand off of her face.
He then stuck his face next to hers. They were looking all around, and then, when their eyes fell back in front of them, they both jumped backwards faster then either of them thought possible.
"It's a r-r-rottweiler," Milly stuttered in fear.
"Oh man,"
"Now what dumb ass, you got us into this mess, so now you're getting us out!"
Dearka looked around thinking of a way to get out. His eyes then fell upon the open roof to the toy house.
"Ok, on the count of three, we both jump out from the roof of this thing and hop the fence into your yard,"
"Wh-what, are you insane!" she stopped and thought. "Don't answer that,"
He sniggered. "Alright, you ready?"
"No,"
The dog then started growling and trying to dig its way in, nudging the house with his nose.
"Ok, yeah, let's get the hell outta here!"
"OK, one…two…" He grabbed her hand. "THREE!" He leapt out of the top with Milly in tow and then both ran, the dog immediately following.
They ran the large distance form the house to the fence, and when they got there, they both jumped at the same time. Before they could get their legs over however, the dog grabbed either one of their feet and began to shake furiously. Dearka kicked the damn thing off.
"Get outta here you piece of shit"
He kicked the dog off for both of them, and then they jumped over the fence…one problem…Milly has a pool. Too bad they didn't remember that until they were swimming in it. They both flew over the fence...and landed straight into Milly's in-ground pool. When they both came up for air, Milly had a few things to say to Dearka.
"Dearka, you idiot! How can you be so stupid!" She splashed him into the face angrily.
"Hey, let's jump over the fence, forget the fact that there's a pool there!" Milly mocked as she swam over to the edge of the pool.
"I HOPE YOU DIE!" She stomped away to get into dryer clothes.
"SHUT UP!" The neighbors then decided to yell from over the other fence.
"FUCK YOU!" Milly gave them the finger as Dearka whistled.
This was going to be a longer game of Man Hunt then he thought.
The next chapter, we will hear from Mu, Murrue, Gilbert, Talia, Rey, and Shinn. Also, I might just decide to pick on the idiots in Yzak's car, Kira might decide to come back to consciousness, and we'll see what Milly has planned for Dearka. On another note, 4 new Sex Tips! Chapter 14 will be up tomorrow!
