Here I am, back with more Sex Tips. I'm sorry again that this took so long, but now school's over along with finals. So now there will be a lot more updates coming from me!


:Athrun and Cagalli:

"Zala, you have 10 seconds to get out of my sight or I'm gonna kill you!"

Athrun looked shit scared as he backed away from a fuming Cagalli. One thing he learned about her in the months that he's known her is, when she'd mad…run. He wasted no time in doing just that. He was off the ground and down the street in record time. Cagalli laughed as she saw him run.

"Man, I love scaring that guy," She then walked off in the opposite direction. She stopped after a few steps and turned around.

"I'M STILL GONNA COME AFTER YOU, ATHRUN, SO WATCH YOUR MOFO BACK!" She yelled down the street, and she could easily picture him flinching in fear.

"Idiot,"

:Milly and Dearka:

Dearka followed Milly soon after she stormed off towards the house. He walked in through the patio door carefully, as if foreseeing that she was going to throw something at him the second he got in there. But, to his surprise, no one was waiting for him read to tackle-glomp him through the patio door like a quarterback. But there were people in the living room; he could just barely make out someone's shadow.

Walking in carefully, he stopped and looked around the corner. The shadow belonged to Milly, and she was standing there staring. He decided to then make his move and came up behind her.

"Hey, Milly?" She jumped at his voice.

He flinched and flailed his arms about. "Don't bug out, I just wanna know what's going on!"

He thought he'd have a fist in his face, but when he looked up he noticed she hadn't moved and inch. He slowly walked over and followed her gaze. He then had to bite his lip and contain his laughter. Kira had his face through the coffee table just like Lacus did when they went outside.

He couldn't take it anymore, he just bursted out laughing.

"Well someone got a mega beat down!"

He received a glare from Lacus, and his face went pale, and he stopped laughing immediately.

"I'm sorry, I didn't do anything, don't shit your pants!"

"So, why is his head through the table again?" Milly finally asked.

"Because he was being stupid," Lacus promptly answered.

"Okay…that solves that," Dearka answered, ready to walk away.

Milly then remembered why she had to come into the house to begin with.

"Well, I'm off to change since Superman over here decided to go for a little fly into the pool with me," She began walking towards the stairs.

"Hey, it was either go for a swim or get disowned by that rot wilier!"

"Ah, quit your 'bitchin," Milly said as she walked past him and up the stairs to her room.

"Make me!" He yelled up to her.

Milly then promptly turned around, raced down the stairs and kicked him. Where? Take a wild guess. Dearka fell over on the floor next to her and she quickly walked away.

"Owie,"

:Meyrin, Rey, and Shinn:

"Hey guys, don't you think that we should go up and make sure their ok, I mean, they were screaming just a few minutes ago," Meyrin look back at the two in question.

"Nah, their fine, Gilbert probably saw a rat and got scared," Rey joked laughing.

"Oh, Rey, save me, there's a rat over there, ahhh!" Shinn mocked Gilberts presumed reaction to a mouse on the floor, grabbing onto his arm.

"Yeah, and you know what Talia would've done?" Rey asked, laughing and playing along.

"What?"

Rey kneed Shinn between the legs and he fell over. "That,"

"Yeah…you're right," Shinn gasped.

"Would you two knock it the hell off, if Luna comes in here she's gonna hear us,"

"Chea, like she's gonna come in here, she'd be too scared," Rey leered.

"Yeah you mean kind of like you. Please, Rey, you almost pissed your pants when Gilbert wanted to come in here," She laughed.

"Did not!"

"Ah, shut up,"

"No you shut up!"

"No, YOU shut up!"

"Shh, both of you shut up I hear something!" Shinn quieted them both.

They all piled up against the basement door to listen.

:Gilbert, Talia, and Luna:

"Oh my god we're beat!" Gilbert and Talia both tried to hop away on their chair while Luna started walking closer.

"Please, I'll do anything, ANYTHING!" Talia pleaded. "Take him instead!"

"Hey!" Gilbert protested.

"Every man for himself," Talia shrugged.

They both kept hopping away from Luna as she slowly approached them, getting ready to corner them. Suddenly, Talia's cell phone fell out of her pocked from all the hopping away they were doing. She couldn't reach down to pick it up because her hands were tied, so she just stared at it.

Being the nice person she was, Luna went to pick it up for her and give it to Talia.

"Hey, thanks a lot,"

"No problem," Luna smiled.

Talia then noticed how close she was to being tagged. She look up at Luna who was smiling.

"AHHH!" She jumped up and managed to get her wrists free. She backed up into the table and realized that she was cornered.

Gilbert stood up and attached himself to Talia and they both kept trying to back up even further into the table.

"Talia, if I don't make it outta here, I LOVE YOU!"

"You're an idiot, but I love you too!"

Luna was closing in, only a few more inches. She's reaching out and now she's…laughing?

"Huh?" Talia and Gilbert looked at each other in confusion.

"I'm just psyching you guys out, Cagalli's the hunter now," She continued to laugh.

Gilbert looked at Talia. "You thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Give her a beat down?"

"Hell yeah," The two of them looked at Luna angrily.

"Uhm…hey guys, you don't wanna do that," She tried as they stepped forward and she took a step back.

"NO, you REALLY don't wanna do that,"

Another step.

"And why exactly don't we want to do that?" Talia asked coolly.

"Because you just don't," She held up her arms in defense.

"That's not good enough," And the two started to run after her.

They were just about to grab Luna when the floor suddenly cracked. They both fell trough the floor again. Once the crashing stopped, Luna looked into the hole. They landed right next to Shinn, Meyrin, and Rey. Gilbert looked up at Shinn.

"SHINN!"

And Shinn started to laugh. So Gilbert kicked him.

"Ooh…that's gonna leave a mark," Luna said from above.

Suddenly, the floor beneath her feet gave way and she fell through as well, landing right on top of her sister.

"Ouch,"

"GET OFF!"

"My bad,"


Hehe, well I hope that was good enough, I though it could've been better, but hey, it doesn't matter what I think, it's about what you all think xD