Double disclaimer because I forgot to do it in the last inteview! I don't own it. I don't own it.


(Show Intro)

Teenage Girl On Stage: HI! I'm Kat Meowzalot! I'm going to be your new host! The last interviewer person quit. Something about not being paid enough to be publicly humiliated by a bunch of animals. Anyways, today, we'll be doing an interview with Sokka, because, well, he's so CUTE! I've even invited a few friends to meet him. One of them, Kit, will be helping me! COME ON IN SOKKA!

-Sokka runs in looking a little disgruntled-

Kat: We had a little trouble booking him for an interview… so we sent a team of "specialists" to transport him here safely and comfortably…

Sokka: SAFELY AND COMFORTABLY! They bound and gagged me!

Kat: heh heh, well a long as you're here, you might as well do the interview!

Sokka: -Shrugging-alright

Kat: YAY!

Kit: Sokka you are SOOOOOOOOO CUUUUTE!

-Sokka glances uneasily at Kit-

Kat: Soooo, Sokka… If you could go out with any of the girls in this room, who would it be?

Sokka: I don't know!

Kit: If it helps you decide, I'm in your fan club!

Kat: So, I'm the president of your fan club!

Kit: I hate you…

-Kat does an innocent smile-

Kit and Cat in unison: Choose!

Sokka: alright, alright, that blonde girl in the front row…

-Thatblonde girl in the front does a victory dance- -Kit looks rejected and Kat looks baffled- -Every girl in the room glares at the girl-

-Sokka begins to sneak away-

A Girl in the Audience: He's getting away! Get Him!

Every one in the room, including Kit and Kat chases after him.