Disclaimer: I don't own London Tipton, Barbie, Paris Hilton, Avatar, or So You Think You Can Dance.
Show intro
Kat: Hey, everybody! Our guest star today is good ole Katara! Give it up for Katara, everyone!
Kit: I AM A MONKEY!
Katara runs in and sits on the couch.
Katara: I am so happy to be here!
Kat: So, Katara. I heard you were really Paris Hilton in disguise. Are you?
Katara: No.
Kit: Oh, really? -pulls on Katara's hair, and Katara's head comes off revealing Paris Hilton's head.-
Kat: You lied to us!
Kit: Wait! It's just another mask! -pulls off mask to reveal London Tipton.-
Katara/Paris Hilton/London Tipton (KataPaLondon): YAY ME! –claps hands-
Kit: Still a mask! –pulls off mask to reveal a robot frame-
Kat: WHO ARE YOU?
A compartment in KataPaLondon's head opens and Barbies in mini-skirts and really small tops come out.
Kat: Oh dear…
Kit: GAAAAAAH! This is worse than So You Think You Can Dance! (Seriously, some of the things people wear on there are disgusting. A lot of the Barbie doll clothes aren't any better!)
Barbie Leader: We come for your cheese. And Zuko.
Kit: MY CHEESE! –starts petting cheese- I wuv woo too, Cheese-ums.
Kat: Why Zuko?
Barbie Leader: Because he is, like, so totally hott! And we need him to kiss us.
Kat: Wait a minute, you're not Barbies!
Barbie leader: That's right! We are poor Zuko fan girls cursed by the wicked witch of the southwest! The only way to turn back to normal is to get a kiss from a handsome Prince named Zuko. Or was it Muko…
One of the Barbie girls: Let's just stick with Zuko. He's hott!
Barbie girls: YEAH!
Kit: Well, we have some young men who can take you to him.
Kat: SECURITY! THROW THEM IN THE DUNGEON!
Security guy: We don't have a dungeon; we just throw them out of the studio.
Kat: DON'T ARGUE WITH ME! NOW GO!
CreditsWas that funny? Because I think I'm starting to lose my funny.
