Disclaimer: I don't own London Tipton, Barbie, Paris Hilton, Avatar, or So You Think You Can Dance.


Show intro

Kat: Hey, everybody! Our guest star today is good ole Katara! Give it up for Katara, everyone!

Kit: I AM A MONKEY!

Katara runs in and sits on the couch.

Katara: I am so happy to be here!

Kat: So, Katara. I heard you were really Paris Hilton in disguise. Are you?

Katara: No.

Kit: Oh, really? -pulls on Katara's hair, and Katara's head comes off revealing Paris Hilton's head.-

Kat: You lied to us!

Kit: Wait! It's just another mask! -pulls off mask to reveal London Tipton.-

Katara/Paris Hilton/London Tipton (KataPaLondon): YAY ME! –claps hands-

Kit: Still a mask! –pulls off mask to reveal a robot frame-

Kat: WHO ARE YOU?

A compartment in KataPaLondon's head opens and Barbies in mini-skirts and really small tops come out.

Kat: Oh dear…

Kit: GAAAAAAH! This is worse than So You Think You Can Dance! (Seriously, some of the things people wear on there are disgusting. A lot of the Barbie doll clothes aren't any better!)

Barbie Leader: We come for your cheese. And Zuko.

Kit: MY CHEESE! –starts petting cheese- I wuv woo too, Cheese-ums.

Kat: Why Zuko?

Barbie Leader: Because he is, like, so totally hott! And we need him to kiss us.

Kat: Wait a minute, you're not Barbies!

Barbie leader: That's right! We are poor Zuko fan girls cursed by the wicked witch of the southwest! The only way to turn back to normal is to get a kiss from a handsome Prince named Zuko. Or was it Muko…

One of the Barbie girls: Let's just stick with Zuko. He's hott!

Barbie girls: YEAH!

Kit: Well, we have some young men who can take you to him.

Kat: SECURITY! THROW THEM IN THE DUNGEON!

Security guy: We don't have a dungeon; we just throw them out of the studio.

Kat: DON'T ARGUE WITH ME! NOW GO!

Credits
Was that funny? Because I think I'm starting to lose my funny.