Here is the Yue one for ya. It was supposed to come before the Katara one, but I just now found it! ENJOY!
Disclaimer: I don't own it. If I did Sokka would never have fallen for Yue.
Show intro!
Kat:Huh? What? Oh! Hey, welcoime to our show! Sorry, I forgot about ya'll. I was too busy despising Yue…
Kit: -nervously- heh heh, speaking of which, we have an interview with her…
Kat: WHAT!
Kit: -to director- I told you this was a bad idea!
Director: Are you kidding? This is gold!
Kat's teeth are clenched and she is steaming... almost literally
Kit: Come out Yue!
Yue walks in daintily and sits down on , yet another new couch
Kat: -growls-
Yue: Is there something wrong with her?
Kit: Oh, she's just jealous…
Kat: I'M NOT JEALOUS! -crosses arms and sticks out her tong at Yue-
Kit: Lets just get to the questioning. So, Yue, Who were you engaged to…
Kat: -cough- Jerk without a soul -cough cough-
Yue: Han
Kat: Soooooooo, Yue… on a scale from one to ten… what would you say my chances of getting a date with Sokka are…….
Yue: Uh…. 10?
Kat: 10? I AM WAY MORE THAN A… a… say what?
Yue: 10… you know 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+…
Kat: I know that part!
Yue: oh…
Kat: Maybe you aren't that bad after all… a little bit on the dull side… but… nice… maybe we could even be… friends!
Yue: YEAH!
They skip off the stage together
Kit: And they all lived happily ever after… until...
voices in back ground
Kat: So I get him on Mondays through Wednesdays…
Yue: And I get him 'till Saturday!
Kat: Then who gets him on Sundays…?
Yue: He's mine!
Kat: I called him first!
Kit: Don't you just love happy endings?
Kat and Yue are still fighting
