Need ideas for Aang, so in the meantime...

Disclaimer: I don't own it.


Kat: Hello! And welcome to my show.

Kit: OUR show.

Kat: Fine. OUR show.

Kit: Today we'll be interviewing Yue, Stealer of Boyfriends.

Kat: You got to admit; he looks pretty cute right after she kisses him.

Kit: he always looks cute.

Kat: Yeah. SumikotheGREAT sleeps with a MASH thing that she got him for a husband on under her pillow. Her parents don't even know about it!

SumikotheGREAT: THEY DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!

Sokka: Really?

SumikotheGREAT: yeah - wait a second. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

Sokka: Well, see, when a mommy and a daddy-

SumikotheGREAT: I know that! We spent, like, six weeks studying that in science.

Sokka: Yue couldn't make it today. Something about an army of mushrooms and teddybears attacking.

SumikotheGREAT: -Whistles innocently-

Kat: What about the two-eth?

Sokka: ………..

Kit: You know… the machine Sumiko made to destroy –gets elbowed by me- Ow!

Kat: It shoots out rabid mutant pizzas named Bob. Or Po… I think one of them was named Po.

Sumiko: STEVE!

Kat: Oh yeah! There was one named Steve, too.

Kit: Hey! I can read minds!

Sokka: What am I thinking about, then?

Kit: -Wide-eyed- Sumiko! Sokka wants to take you on a date!

Sumiko: -fan girl scream-

Kat: What am I thinking?

Kit: You're thinking about… a pizza named Po… and now your thinking about marrying a Pizza named Po… That's just not natural…

Sumiko: What am I thinking?

Kit: I don't know… I can't get a signal…

Sokka: That's because she doesn't think. It's too big a job for such a tiny brain. –puts arm around Sumiko's shoulder-

Sumiko: -Fan girl scream-

Kat: So she's like a Mary Sue…

Sumiko: Except uglier and clumsier

Sokka: Yep.

Sumiko: …….. -cricket cricket- HEY!

Sokka: You said it, not me.

Sumiko: BUT YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH ME!

Sokka: Want to go eat somewhere?

Sumiko: Fine! –drags Sokka off the stage-

Kit: Wow! They make such a cute couple.

Kat: Yeah, I th...– is cut off by credits-