Need ideas for Aang, so in the meantime...
Disclaimer: I don't own it.
Kat: Hello! And welcome to my show.
Kit: OUR show.
Kat: Fine. OUR show.
Kit: Today we'll be interviewing Yue, Stealer of Boyfriends.
Kat: You got to admit; he looks pretty cute right after she kisses him.
Kit: he always looks cute.
Kat: Yeah. SumikotheGREAT sleeps with a MASH thing that she got him for a husband on under her pillow. Her parents don't even know about it!
SumikotheGREAT: THEY DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
Sokka: Really?
SumikotheGREAT: yeah - wait a second. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
Sokka: Well, see, when a mommy and a daddy-
SumikotheGREAT: I know that! We spent, like, six weeks studying that in science.
Sokka: Yue couldn't make it today. Something about an army of mushrooms and teddybears attacking.
SumikotheGREAT: -Whistles innocently-
Kat: What about the two-eth?
Sokka: ………..
Kit: You know… the machine Sumiko made to destroy –gets elbowed by me- Ow!
Kat: It shoots out rabid mutant pizzas named Bob. Or Po… I think one of them was named Po.
Sumiko: STEVE!
Kat: Oh yeah! There was one named Steve, too.
Kit: Hey! I can read minds!
Sokka: What am I thinking about, then?
Kit: -Wide-eyed- Sumiko! Sokka wants to take you on a date!
Sumiko: -fan girl scream-
Kat: What am I thinking?
Kit: You're thinking about… a pizza named Po… and now your thinking about marrying a Pizza named Po… That's just not natural…
Sumiko: What am I thinking?
Kit: I don't know… I can't get a signal…
Sokka: That's because she doesn't think. It's too big a job for such a tiny brain. –puts arm around Sumiko's shoulder-
Sumiko: -Fan girl scream-
Kat: So she's like a Mary Sue…
Sumiko: Except uglier and clumsier
Sokka: Yep.
Sumiko: …….. -cricket cricket- HEY!
Sokka: You said it, not me.
Sumiko: BUT YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH ME!
Sokka: Want to go eat somewhere?
Sumiko: Fine! –drags Sokka off the stage-
Kit: Wow! They make such a cute couple.
Kat: Yeah, I th...– is cut off by credits-
