Pong: The Ultimate Adventure

An epic adventure, authored by Santuh Klozzy

I don't own Pong. I do, however, own the characters Pong Ball and Bad Ball.

Oh yeah…sorry if this has taken a while to update. I've been…busy. Anyways, this chapter is sort of a quick chapter after my hiatus. I'll probably start to update regularly soon.

Chapter 3: People in Black

Mullenhorsenakoffev looked at his shiny laptop's screen. On it was an image of New Pong City taken by a satellite. A small red dot and a small white dot were moving throughout the city, several miles apart from each other.

"I don't get it!" The head scientist started banging his head against his office desk. "Why the hell haven't they destroyed each other!" Mullenhorsenakoffev felt like crying. His ass was grass if that red Pong ball continued on its rampage.

"Mr. Mullenhorsenakoffev? We have someone here who would like to talk to you." His secretary chimed in over an intercom.

"Show him to my office!"

"Sir, it's a woman."

"Show her to my office!"

"…"

"What the hell? How can you say '…' in a sentence?"

"…"

"Never mind, mild-mannered secretary. Let her come in!" Seconds after Mullenhorsenakoffev finished, the frosted-glass sliding door to his office opened and a short woman walked in. She was wearing a black trench coat and a black fedora. She had light brown hair that had been pulled back into a ponytail. The woman's face looked sunken in.

"Hello. Mr. Mullenhorsenakoffev? My name is Roselyn Black."

Mullenhorsenakoffev looked at the strange woman. "Who do you work for, Miss Black?"

The woman showed the head scientist the palm of her left hand. There was a small tattoo of the letters IPRA it. "I work for the International Pong Research Agency. It's our job to study these strange extraterrestrial beings."

The head scientist was slightly taken aback by this. "…So?"

"We have been watching you very closely, Mr. 'Ev." Black pulled up a seat to the scientist's desk. "After the red Pong Ball escaped the laboratories here at the BFRS I was sent in to handle the situation."

"Well thanks, missy, but I'm sure we have this under control."

"I wouldn't be so sure about that, Mr. Mullenhorsenakoffev." Black pulled a strange looking device out of her pocket. It reminded the scientist of vintage sci-fi ray guns. It was short, blue and had funny buttons all over it. "This laser gun is the only thing that can destroy those Pong balls." Mullenhorsenakoffev stared at it stoically.

"How do you know?" He asked, looking skeptical. The woman grinned.

"Well, Mr. 'Ev, the truth is that these Pong balls have been visiting this planet for a long time. Sometimes they are peaceful…other times they are dangerous. The IPRA has developed weapons like this to destroy them."

"Well, how do they get here? What do they want? Where are they going?" The scientist asked.

"We don't know…but recently they stopped visiting our planet. These two balls are currently the only ones on Earth. Usually only one appears at a time…but with two balls on the planet at once the danger is very high. We have to destroy them before any more deaths or damage occurs!" Roselyn Black put the gun back into the folds of her trench coat. She bit her lip. "We need to find them. Are you going to help us in our search, Mr. 'Ev?"

The head scientist of the BFRS looked at her and shrugged. "Sure I'll help. What do we need to do?"