A Strange Adventure 4
Love Potion Curse
By
NocturneD (WINGZ)
Note: Hi everyone, I'm back for another chapter or two! I still plan on doing my Kingdom Hearts stories, but this is more of a thing so I don't get bored.
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It was a Wednesday afternoon in Elwood City where the grass was always green and the sky is always blue. Today was a very special day, as today in Mr. Ratburn's class science projects are due as everyone had something special to report on. Arthur presented his project with the effects of volcanos, the Brain with cellular structure of a DNA sequence, Francine on pets, Muffy on fur for some reason.
Last but not least was Busters' project. The rabbit boy brought his presentation up to the front of the room and held a big beaker of some strange pink liquid, "Boys and girls, I have here will change the world."
Mr. Ratburn snickered as he tapped his pen against the clipboard while he sat in the back of the room. The other children already started to giggle, as Muffy whispered to her friend Francine, "Oh boy what does he have this time?"
"This is my project in which is called the Buster Baxter Love Potion!" Buster announced, everyone started to laugh at the rabbit boy as he tried to talk, "Don't laugh it really works!" Suddenly the bell for recess rang out and everyone but Buster and Mr. Ratburn raced out of the classroom. Buster looked down at his feet sadly while he held the glass beaker with both hands.
Mr. Ratburn got up from the chair and walked toward the rabbit boy, "Don't be discouraged Buster, you should try to work on your opening instead of trying to make jokes."
Buster looked up at his teacher, "But it's not a joke Mr. Ratburn, I really made a love potion!"
The teacher chuckled, "Buster, potions only exist in fairy tales now whatever you have in that bottle I'm sure is something you probably brought in at the last minute like all your other projects."
Buster set the bottle down on his desk, "Really it works Mr. Ratburn, all you have to do is drink it and find your true love!"
Mr. Ratburn slapped his hand over his own face, "Buster, really if you found a drink that helps you find love I'm sure you would have a lot of gullible people knocking on your door wanting to try it." Mr. Ratburn picked up the beaker and started jiggling it around while looking inside, "Heck even I would like to try because... Well I really haven't been much of a romantic person."
"Then why don't you try Mr. Ratburn?" Buster asked feeling a little better.
"You just go out and play Buster, I'll give you a B+ for effort." Mr. Ratburn excused Buster. Of course the rabbit boy left to go play, the teacher kept swishing the beaker around while looking inside. Yet he wondered what it would be like to have a real drink that would help find love.
"Hey Nigel, what's new?" A familiar voice called. Mr. Ratburn turned around and saw that it was the school cafeteria worker Mrs. McGrady standing in the doorway in her usual attire. She walks up to Mr. Ratburn and looks at the beaker, "What's in the glass?"
"Get this. You know the Baxter child? Well, today for his presentation he says he created a real love potion." Ratburn chuckled, "Kids these days."
"You try it yet?" Mrs. McGrady asked as she crossed her arms.
"Nope, but it's probably just soda water." Ratburn opened the cap and took a sip, he tasted like he said but more fizzy and sour, "Damn that's sour." Mr. Ratburn wiped his lips with his sleeve of his green jacket and handed it to Mrs. McGrady, "Not bad really, Buster might of invented a new soda."
Mrs. McGrady liked soda so she took as sip as well and licked her lips, "That is good."
The cafeteria worker put the beaker down on the desk and started talking about her day. Mr. Ratburn felt a little light headed as the white haired older woman kept talking, he felt strange as for some reason... The drink must of started messing with his head, he kept looking at Mrs. McGrady and noticed something... she was hot... to him...
Meanwhile on the playground Buster joined his friends on the jungle gym who were talking about other things. Francine looked at the rabbit boy while she hung upside down from the bar, "Hey Buster, that was a good laugh today."
"Francine, I swear it works. I had my friends Carlos and Mora try it and their engage already!" Buster tried to explain.
"Are you sure those two just weren't dating for a couple of years?" Fern asked while sitting at the base of the jungle gym.
"No, they drank it last week..." Buster replied, "And Carlos said, he enjoyed banging Mora. He loved it so much he actually proposed to her."
In the next few minutes the others were still teasing Buster. Binky the huge kid with an ass shaped head came walking up to the gang with a weird look on his face like he seen a ghost. Arthur asked, "Binky? What's wrong?"
"I think I saw Mr. Ratburn and Mrs. McGrady... naked on my desk hugging and kissing each other..." Binky explained, this made everyone open their mouths very wide and eyes bugged out of their sockets.
"AH HA! TOLD YOU IT WORKS!" Buster chimed happily.
"Oh come on Buster that could mean anything." Arthur tried to change the subject.
"No, I tried it myself too while watching the Little Mermaid... I'm in love with the little mermaid you guys!" Buster said a little too much, the gang backed away slowly except for the traumatized Binky.
To be continued...
Note: Well guys, hope you liked that chapter. Probably won't be updating this for awhile. But try suggesting some ideas of who to be paired up with who for laughs!
