A Strange Adventure 4
Love Potion Curse
By
NocturneD (WINGZ)
Note: What I mean by awkward pairings I mean let your imagination go wild!
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Binky Barns was already traumatized after seeing his teacher and the cafeteria lady on top of his desk having rough, steaming, and disgusting sex. Binky nearly went blind after he saw the lunch lady's wrinkly old ass moving up and down and seeing hair on his teacher where he thought hair would never grow. Binky wanted to throw up and that's what he did after Buster told the gang he was in love with the little mermaid.
Later that day he just couldn't get that picture out of his mind, it was etched in there pretty good. He was still sitting in class with everyone else trying to do their work. Binky noticed Mr. Ratburn was a little not being himself, usually he's an organized person but when everyone came into class from recess he was all sweaty and his clothes were wrinkled.
Before Binky could even finish his work, Mr. Ratburn announced it was time for music class even though everyone knew they would have it on Thursday after lunch. The children who had portable instruments dug them out from their storage bags from the back of the class and left. Buster stayed with Binky who was busy getting his clarinet out of the bag.
"Hey Buster do you have anything to drink?" Binky asked while holding his clarinet.
Buster was too busy looking back at his glass beaker with his strange colored water inside of it, "I guess you can drink this." Buster gave Binky a swig of the elixir. The big kid wiped his mouth on his sleeve and gave the rabbit boy back the beaker.
"That's pretty sour." Binky said, Buster leaves the room to go to music class. Binky walked slowly as he held onto his musical instrument, he felt funny as his head felt light as a feather and eyes become huge and pupils shrink. The first thing he sees is his instrument, he always played this thing as it was his instrument of choice. But he brought the clarinet closer to his lips... and licked it!
It tasted like plastic and brass but he didn't care, he continued licking it. He admitted it, he was in love with his clarinet! He rushes to the boys restroom and runs into a vacant stall and... well... we'll skip this scene...
Later that afternoon school was let out and Buster walked home with his beaker of love potion. His friend Arthur came running up to him just to catch up and talk, "Hey Buster, got any plans for today?"
Buster frowned while walking with the beaker, "Not really, just want to go home."
Arthur frowned, "Come on Buster, you know we didn't mean to laugh at you. It's just..." He stuttered, "Half the stuff you report are a little out of the un ordinary." Buster just kept on walking, this made him a little angry of course. "Buster wait, WHO ARE YOU TAKING TO THE DANCE IN TWO WEEKS?"
Buster kept on walking until he reached his house, he went straight up to his room and put the beaker near the display case of his food collection. He lied on his bed and looked straight up at the ceiling where a poster of "The Little Mermaid" was pinned up. Apparently most boys would put up a poster of Farrah Faucet in a red one piece swimsuit but not Buster, he apparently got a thing for red heads with tails.
"Only you understand me... Sorry that I cut the crotch out of you so I can... uh..." Buster apologized to the movie poster. "Okay so you weren't facing the way I wanted you and cut part of your butt off..."
Buster slapped his own forehead, "What am I doing talking to a poster of a cartoon character?" Then Buster looked again at the poster, "Hey, I didn't know that part of the tower looked like a penis."
A week later, Buster decided to do some payback against the kids who made fun of him. Apparently his love potion had more power to it than he thought as he somehow made Arthur and Molly fall for each other one day during a trip to the park. They claim they were just crossing each others paths but Buster already knew the two were having a secret friendship but thanks to Buster that evolved. Now the two were holding hands every time they thought no one was around. It was too perfect, all he had to do is slip some of his potion into the drinks of his friends.
He noticed Fern and George were spending more time together, again his plan worked. As well as Muffy and her servant Baily who was defiantly way older than the rich girl, Brain on the other hand fell in love with Arthur's little sister. But with Binky, he fell in love with his clarinet and Francine had eyes for a toilet... But he thought he went a little too far when he slipped it into the cups of coffee that were sipped by his own mother and Mrs. Read. The two older women were kissing and hugging each other...
Buster loved the power... he made everyone fall in love with someone else or at least an animal or inanimate object... Though he did think the potion went a little extreme when he found out that Mrs. Barns tried to make out with a chainsaw while it was on and tearing her face off. Mr. Crosswire fell in love with the ice cream where Brain and his mother worked.
"Sir get your freaking dick out of the ice cream buckets!" Brain shouted, Mr. Crosswire stopped and left the store a big mess.
Mr. Read walked up to the counter and asked, "Yeah I'll have a vanilla cone."
"Sorry Mr. Read but Mr. Crosswire just stuck his privates in all of our flavors." Brain apologized and explained.
"I don't care, give me the one he... uh you know." Mr. Read ordered.
"THAT'S SICK!" Brain threw his hat down on the floor and walked out of the store.
Buster was just around the corner and was sitting on the bench, "My god what chaos have I created?" Just then he saw Sue Ellen's mom making out with Arthur's dog Pal, "Okay I did enough damage with the entire town in love with other people or things, let's see what happens from now on."
Note: Okay, I'm glad you guys are here to welcome me back! Hey, there will probably be a few more chapters but I won't update until I post another chapter of my other stories. So glad to be back! Oh and, yeah there are people out there that are obsessed with the little mermaid.
