Disclamer: i dont own resident evil...if i did it would ba bloodier. :)

WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE RE: STYLE

(Scene opens and Regis Philbin walks to the stage. Crowd cheers)

Regis: ok freaks I'm in charge and you are the losers who sleep with your parents.

Stage man #1: MEANIE (cries) WHY WONT YOU BE FIRED.

Stage man #2: (whispers) yea……..

Regis:( takes out a gun and shoots #1) THAT'S WHY BITCH

(Crowd Gasps):OMG HE KILLED HIM!

Regis: It's a joke ok….. (mumbles) jackasses.

(Show begins)

Regis: Now Heres (flashes) WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE. Ok now introducing our contestants. Hes a blonde and has a medical condition called constipation. It's Leon Kennedy

(Crowd stares)

Leon: hi ladies (wink)

Guys in crowd: BOOOOOOO(throws rocks)

Leon: YOUR JUST JEALOUS.

Guys in crowd: SAY IT TO OUR FACES

Leon: (takes out rocket launcher) DIEEEEE (shoots backwards)

Stage man #2: NOOOOOOO (blows up)

Regis: (mumbles) one less moron to take care of. Ok Leon when did you find out you cant use the washroom.

Leon: SHUT UP (CRIES)

Regis: hahahahah babye

Leon: SHUT UP YOU GAY WHORE.

Regis: YOU BITCH (claps and leon is seated in a electrical chair) SAY THAT AGAIN AND ILL KILL YOU

Leon: (pees in pants) IT'S A MIRICAL (cries)

Regis: (whispers) pansie. Now our next contestant is a slut and actually slept with Jill Valentine….. CLAIRE REDFIELD

Claire: HI GUYS ( throws cards that say…FOR A GOOD TIME CALL CLAIRE AT 1-800-RENTASLUT.)

Regis: (grabs a card and pockets it) Ok settle down….

Guys: WHOOOOOO

Regis: SHUT UP (SHOOTS AIR)

Guys: ……..

Regis: ok Claire how do your comrades fell about you being a slut.

Claire: Oh them…. there ok I think ive slept with all of them except Brad he kept crying about still wanting his virginity.

Regis: ……..probably gay….Ok next he's the brother of a slut……HEY isn't he also your comrade……..

Claire: no…….

Regis: Oh ok…..he's the brother of a slut he's…………

(Window breaks and Albert Wesker jumps in)

Wesker: STEP ASIDE BITCH I'M THE NEW HOST.

Regis: IN YOUR DREAMS JONNY BRAVO

(crowd): OOOOOOOO

Wesker: WHAT….. THAT'S IT I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE BUT NOOOO

Claire/Leon: let the viewers choose if they want REGIS…….

(Regis side of the crowd cheers): YAY!

Claire/Leon: or…..WESKER

(WESKER SIDE OF THE CROWD CHEERS)

TO BE CONTINUED.

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