DISCLAMER: I DONT OWN ANTHING IN THIS CHAPTER EXCEPT ME.
WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE RE: STYLE
Wesker: YOU ASSHOLE I WILL SHOVE YOUR EYES DOWN YOUR ASS YOU BITCH
Regis: MOMMY craps in his pants
Now as the poor crowd watches in horror we can only give and audio of the first 2 contestant's responses
Leon: does an arm bend that way?
Claire: OMFG IS THAT HIS SPLEEN
Leon: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT COMING OUT OF HIS HIP?
Claire: WHAT IS THAT BROWN STUFF?
Leon: OMG THAT'S HIS SPINE
Wesker tossed what was left of the old manager into the crowd, who then proceeded to scream bloody murder. Finally Wesker got back to the show.
Wesker:( laughs evilly) ok next contestant is an Asian whore
Whose a.k.a is "The Bitch in the Red Dress" Ada Wong.
Ada: WESKER YOUR ALIVEEEEEE (latches on to him)
Wesker: Don't touch me (whispers) here later during commercials
Ada: YAY I GET TO DO SUCKY-SUCKY WITH WESKER WOOT.
Wesker: o.O;
I can't help but feel sorry for the audience for having to hear/watch this show………..screw them.
Wesker: Next she claims to have had an affair with Leon it's the whiny, the bitchy, Ashley Graham
Ashley: OH MY GOD IT'S MY HUSBAN LEON
Claire: FUCK YOU SLUT HE'S MINE
Ashley: OH YEA WELL HAS HE FUCKED YOUR BRAINS OUT?
Claire: YEA BUT MINE STAYED IN YOU BLONDE SLUT
Ashley: OH YEA WELL HE LET ME BLOW HIM OFF
Now the male side of the audience was sitting up straight and had a bottle of corona and a tub of popcorn. Wesker on the other hand was enjoying sucky-sucky from Ada (wow and I thought Claire was a slut.)
Leon: ladies…..ladies there's enough of me to go around
Ashley/Claire: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Leon: ( whimpers and hides)
Wesker: (finished doing his "thing" with Ada) ok gotta do this the hard way( takes out a trumpet) HEHEHE (blows the trumpet loudly in Claire's and Ashley's ears)
Claire: HOLY CRAP IM DEAF
Ashley: I CAN'T HEAR
Wesker ok now he's big ugly and loves stars members it's Nemesis
Nemesis: STARS STARS STARSSSSS STARSSSSSSSS
Wesker: what the hell did you just say
Nemesis: (British accent) Pardon me but I forgot my manners. My name is Rudolfus Agustus Nemesis Blanker.
Wesker:………ok lastly we have tit extraordinaire Jill Valentine.
Jill:( with a grenade launcher in hand) WESKER YOU TRATIOR.
Wesker: calm down Jill did you take your pills?
Jill: FUCK YOU WESKER I WAITED TO LONG FOR THIS
Wesker: WAIT ILL GIVES YOU 300 DOLLARS TO AIM AT SOMEONE ELSE.
Jill: OK (shoots random audience member)
That, my friend is why no one should be an audience member in my stories.
Wesker: (gives her the money) OK now its time for the fastest finger question. Put these RE games in the correct order
RE:1
RE:2
RE:3
RE:4
GO…….(10 seconds later)
Wesker: HOW IN THE HELL COULD NO ONE BUT JILL AND NEMESIS GET IT RIGHT. THEY WERE IN THE RIGHT ORDER ALREADY. ILL EVEN READ THE ORDER OF THE OTHERS
ASHLEY: CHEESE AND LEON (DROOLS)
Leon: RE:4 RE:2 IF IM NOT IN IT THEN IT SUCKES
Claire: LEON LEON LEON LEON
Ada: WESKER + ADA+BED GOOD TIME
Wesker is so mad that we will take a commercial break
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Wesker: ok….im ok….the fastest was……..Leon….
Leon: YAY (jumps onto podium)
Wesker: (to author) it's the correct and fastest on the stupidest
Oh well it's my story AND MY RULES CARE TO TAKE IT OUTSIDE
Wesker: no……ok um…..aha you have 3 life lines now let's play WHO WANTS TO BE A SLUT OR WHORE…oh shit I mean MILLIONARE. OK the 100 Dollar question
Who is the caped crusader is it
a) Batman b) superman
c) Wonder woman d) ice
Leon: um I think it's a
Wesker correct now for 200 dollars
Who made the legend of zelda
A) YOYO B) MEW MEW
C) Shigeru miyamoto D) A CAT
Leon: um ill go with D
Wesker: oh im sorry its wrong so….GET THE HELL OUT YOU WHORE.
Leon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH (RUNS)
Ashley/Claire: NOOOOOO
Jill/Nemesis: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
There was a loud buzz
Wesker: oh look were out of time PLEASE DON'T COME BACK I WANT TO LIVE AND BE SAINE PLEASE….
S.D.L: R&R PLEASE
