Disclamer: i own nothing but me and the bellboy

WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE RE: STYLE

Wesker was pissed off…...no…..he was fuming.

Someone thought it was funny and they put pictures of wesker when he was young and was dressed in a clown suit at a strip party all over the arena.

Of course he was going to make the remaining 5 contestants life HELL.

When he walked on stage wesker was greeted by hundreds of laughing fans.

"SHUT THE HELL UP YOU WHORTHLESS BITCHES."

Everyone became dead silent. "WHO THE HELL DID THIS."

"I DID YOU OVERDRAMATIC JONNY BRAVO LOOK-A-LIKE."

Everyone gasped. It had been…….JILL.

"YOU WHORE. WHERE DID YOU GET THESE PICTURES?" Wesker screamed "OH ADA GAVE THEM TO ME." Wesker was silent. "YEA AND FOR 3 BUCKS A POP. THAT WHORE SHOULD BE A BLONDE. HAHAHAHAHAHAH" Jill started to cough.

"Let's get back to the show NOW." Everyone nodded. He was like a pms-ing girl.

"Now for the fastest finger round, put these movies in order that they were made starting with the oldest

Star Wars Episode 1

War of the worlds (new)

Jaws

Saw 2

(5 seconds) "OK the fastest was Claire. Good Job…..NOT." Wesker laughed

"Well see who laughs last you…..you….DAMN." she cried.

"Ok like I GIVE A SHIT now let's play I NEED A NEW SLUT TO SCREW……I MEAN WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE. Question 1

How many movies of star wars are there?"

a) 1 b) http

c) 3 d) 6

"Um….um crap I will use my lifeline ask the audience." She said praying that they weren't stupid.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA she is in for the worst game of her life.

¼ voted for a, ¼ voted for b, ¼ voted for c and ¼ voted for d.

"CHOOSE NOW OR ILL THROW YOU OUT LIKE YOUR BLONDE LITTLE FRIEND" Wesker glared

"HEY IM NOT LITTLE OR BLONDE" Leon cried from the crowd. None paid attention to him.

"OK I chose…………..d." She was sweating so badly that a new sea named Claire was born and jaws popped up and ate his lunch.

"Yes you were right now for 200 dollars.

Complete this saying "Curiosity killed the"……

a) dog b) cat

c) jaws d) you

"Ok I know this……I know this….um………b"

She began to have a seizer.

"Yes you are correct now do you need medical attention cause you're foaming at the mouth." Wesker stared at her.

"OH THAT….no I just had a….um…intimate moment with the camera man" She then waved at him, who then made a gesture with the hand that made the crowd, who were floating on a platform, puke. I feel so bad for them…..so very bad…….my family is in a plane…..so bad….anyway continue NOW.

"Ok don't yell you fat ugly……." DO YOU WANT TO FINISH THAT FUCKING SENTENCE YOU FUCKER?

"no………um…….ok. For 300 dollars

Who is the president of the U.S?

WESKER c) Gorge W. Bush

Dino d) a cat

"Um….well….I know that its not wesker…." She let out a long sigh.

"WHAT I COULD BE PRESIDENT IF I WANTED TO. I COULD RULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAH." At that moment a bellboy with a package came in and told wesker a horrifying thing.

"Um …..yea this is addressed to an Albert Wesker in studio 5." He looked panicky.

"Give me that." He took the package and there was a note and some Australian clothes. "What the hell………" He decided to read it out loud. It said…..

Hi honey its your parents. Blimey its bin 34 years since we've seen you. How ya been. Cricy we heard that you don't have our kind of clothes so here they are. Write back

Sincerely Mr. and Mrs. Irwin Wesker.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU'RE AN AUSSI NOW YOU CAN'T BE PRESIDENT." Claire screamed. The whole arena busted up in laughter including jaws. Another reason why reading aloud is bad.

"SHUT UP…….OH MY GOD." He felt humiliated. The other contestants managed to put the clothes on him and he looked like a weird gay Australian.

"STOP I SAID STOP." He tried to take the clothes off but they had glued it on him.

"STOP OR ILL FEED YOU ALL TO MY PET TYRANT." Everyone stopped.

"Claire answer the fucking question in 10 seconds." He looked ready to kill.

"Oh yea um….its….d."

"NO SO…..JAWS KILL HER." The poor shark leaned over and ripped her head off. That was the end of Claire Redfield……I can only hope that the others survive……..NOT BUWHAHAHAHAH.