YAY I UPDATED took me long enough ill also update RE adult swim mext so keep reading
Disclamer: ITS THE SAME THING AS LAST TIME IOWN NOTHING BUT THE HAMSTERS AND THE BELLBOY.
(Camera turns and we can see a dark shadow)
Dark shadow: Ill get my revenge on him and all of them. They will die…….DIE MWHAHAHAHAH
Lisa: REGIS PHILBIN SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I MAKE YOU SCRUB THE TOILET AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR FATER HAD ANOTHER PROTIEN BAR.
Regis: YES MUMMY (whispers) ungrateful little (gets smacked by a hamster)
Hamster: I DON'T LIKE YOU. YOU SMELL LIKE CRAP
Regis: (pulls out a handgun and shoots him) SHUT THE FUCK UP
Lisa: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUNG MAN
Regis: NOTHING MAMA
Wesker: And were back to another episode of……WHO WAN'T TO BE A MILLIONARE RE STYLE. 2 of our contestants have already been booted off so lets get started with the fastest finger question.
(Weird music plays)
Wesker: put these numbers in numerical order….1…2…4…3...NOW
(All remaining contestants try to put them in order and jeopardy music plays)
Wesker: (takes out killer 7 and shoots the juke box) evil music…ok and the winner of the fastest finger question is……NEMESIS
Nemesis: (walks down and trips causing his weight to make him crash to the lower levels were jaws is.)
Wesker: ouch that had to hurt…..oh well the runner up is Ashley Graham
Ashley: (runs and slips falling into the hole nemesis created) AHHHHHHHH
Wesker: YAY mindless killings are always awesome.
(The bellboy arrives again and gives Wesker a new package)
Wesker: oh crap not again. (Shakes and hears ticking) hmm A BOMB (throws into the hole)
Ashley: YAY a package to help us
(There is a loud explosion and jaws flies right out of the hole and lands on a camera man)
Camera man #7: AHHHH MY SPLEEN
Bellboy: AND KNOW FOR MY TRUE IDENTITY (rips costume off to reveal Regis Philbin in Ada's RE4 outfit)
Jill: AHHHH MY EYES
(Audience screams because of the fact that the dress is too tight revealing everything)
Wesker: (covering his eyes) CHANGE INTO SOMETHING ELSE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Regis: BUT I LOOK SEXY
Everyone but Regis: NO YOU DON'T
Regis: FINE (changes into normal costume) There now were was I….oh yes DIE WESKER (pulls out a knife when all of a sudden it's shot out of his hand by a hamster with a gun)
Jill: Its soooo cute….but oh soooo deadly.
Hamster woman: YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND AND NOW ILL GET MY REVENGE (Shoots Regis in the balls)
Regis: AHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD I CANT FEEL MY BALLS AHHHHH (falls into the hole)
Hamster woman: NOW DIE (throws grenade into the hole and patches it up). Hee hee hee
(Pulls out Ada's grappling gun and aims it to the ceiling) SO LONG PEOPLE (shoots and flies upwards and crashes into the ceiling) OWWWW
Wesker: MY GOD IM GOING CRAZY SOMEONE HELP
Hello wesker how are you doing today?
Wesker: Oh god not you please just leave
FINE ACT LIKE A BITCH (leaves as the hamster woman falls and hits wesker on the head)
Wesker: (wobbles and falls to the ground)
Well be right back after these messages…….
Random man #1: Tired of having to find ammo to reload your gun
Random man #2: Well now that won't be a problem with the new ROCKET LAUNCHER
Random man #1: It's fueled by farts so when you have to kill let one rip
Random man #2: (farts) uh oh
(Rocket launcher fires and blows them both up)
(Back to the show)
Wesker: (has a bandage on his head) ok were back so the 3rd runner up is…….ADA
Ada: (flies toward wesker and sits happily on the chair) YAY Im so smart for an average Asian person.
Wesker: Whatever now to the first question for100 dollars
Who wrote the book "Death your average fairy tail."
A)Wesker B) A bush
C) A dog D) The author
Ada: ummmmm ill choose A
Wesker: Correct I wrote that book when I was 5. Next question for 200
Finish this sentence "leggo my" What?
A) Dog B).waffle
C)Eggo D) kitten
Ada: ummmmm I choose……..C
Wesker: Correct wow Ada you're actually smarter then I expected next question…..
(There's a loud scream by an audience member)
Audience member: HE'S ALIVE (gasps and points to Regis Philbin walking up the stairs with a fart rocket launcher)
Regis: BEFORE I DIE ILL KILL YOU WESKER (drops rocket launcher) whoops
(Author farts and Regis explodes)
Whoops hee hee hee
Wesker: wow more mindless deaths this can't get any better can it? Anyways NEXT FUCKING QUESTION NOW. I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE
(Injects wesker with some medicine) SHUT UP
Wesker: oooooooo question and my ass hurts
Who just died
A) Regis B)Regis
C)Regis D) DIGIKO
Ada: ummmmm I choose…….D
Wesker: oh sorry you are the weakest link goodbye (pulls a lever and Ada falls into a hole) BYE BYE HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY FOLKS COME BACK NEXT TIME……..I MEAN DON'T PLEASE DON'T (runs away to cry)
Jill: YAY I GET A LINE what did you inject him with anyway
MEH probably just liquid crack (throws bottle)
Jill: (runs and looks at label and laughs) YOU INJECTED HIM WITH HAPPY PILLS IN LIQUID FORM HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
Oh well hell probably just throw it up…..
(Wesker runs around the set naked)
Or not……
Im going to add 1 extra character so pick one and put it in your review. it can be anyone from the RE universe R&R PLEASE
