Hi peoples this is the FINAL CHAPTER with a special guest Evil Fang...Enjoy
(Wesker and a show producer are backstage. 3 poke balls are visible in front of them)
Wesker: What the hell are we doing?
Producer: We have been tipped of that someone may try to kill you so here is your protection
Wesker: A FUCKING BALL….WHAT? AM I SUPPOSED TO THROW IT AT THEM?
Producer: No throw it at the floor
Wesker: Why?
Producer: JUST CHOOSE NOW
Wesker: (randomly grabs a poke ball and runs away)
Wesker: WELCOME BACK TO W.W.T.B.A.M. RE STYLE
Im bored
Wesker: SO
WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME
Wesker:……….. Anyway where down to ONE FREAKING PERSON THANK GOD
Uhh…..Wesker
Wesker: IT'S OVER ….OVER MWHAHAHAHAHA
WESKER GOD DAMN IT'S NOT OVER…we have one special guest….
Wesker: ……..who?
SALAZAR from re4
Wesker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wait where is he?
Salazar:(is behind the podium) OVER HERE. DAMN PODIUM IS TOO TALL. SOMEONE FETCH ME A COUPLE OF YELLOW PAGES AND A PINA COLADA
Wesker: This isn't you is house you midget.
Salazar: HEY IM NOT SMALL
Umm yes you are
Salazar: AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU HUH. A GOD DAMN TELLITUBBY
Wesker: Ooooooo big mistake
WHO IN THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU JUST CALL A TELLITUBBY YOU WHORE. WESKER IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU YOU'LL THROW THE POKEBALL AT HIM NOW.
Wesker: (o.O) ok…… (throws poke ball and out comes….)
Audience and Jill: GASP IT'S…..ITS….ITS EVIL FANG
Evil Fang: (Pulls out a bazooka) Say hello to my little friend bitch
Salazar: VERTIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Vertigo pops up and slices bazooka in half)
Salazar: Kill him and wesker NOW
(Vertigo pimp slaps Evil Fang and knocks him out. Then he makes his way toward wesker)
Wesker: (Screams like a little girl and runs toward the remaining poke balls) I CHOOSE YOU LADY DEATHSTRIKE
(Lady Deathstrike comes out of poke ball and falls to the ground)
Vertigo: (in a Mexican accent) Oh shit she's dead…..oh well
Wesker: (Panicky) LAST POKE BALL GO
Producer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wesker: What?
Producer: WHATS IN THAT BALL CAN KILL US ALL
Wesker: Oh ok (Drops ball and it opens) Whoops it slipped.
(The ball opens and out comes Samus Aran)
Vertigo: HAHAHAHA A ROBOT YOU SUCK HAHAHAHA
(Vertigo explodes as he is hit by a rocket)
Samus: (Turns toward audience and fires a rocket killing half of them)
Audience: AHHHHHHHHH HOMICIDAL KILLER
Salazar: This bitch can kill me HAHAHAHAHAHA
Samus: (Turns toward wesker and fires a charged plasma beam at his hair)
Wesker: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY HAIR. MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR
Salazar: ………OH SHIT (RUNS)
Samus: (aims and is about to fire a rocket when her suit turns off)
Evil Fang: There's an off switch here.
Samus: GOD DAMN I TOLD THEM TO MAKE IT BATTERY POWERED (Faints)
Salazar: IM STILL ALIVE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Evil Fang: (aims and kills him) Asta la vista bitch. (goes back into poke ball)
Wesker: Well since Jill is the last person here she gets the money…..
Jill: YES OH YEA IM RICH RICH HAHAHAHA
Not yet you still have to answer the MOTHER OF ALL QUESTIONS
Jill: Fine ask me NOW
Wesker: ( Pulls out a box)
Box: NAME
Wesker: Shut up (opens the box and pulls out the question)………………………WHAT THE FUCK
JUST ASK THE DAMN THING
Wesker: Fine
Who is the arch nemesis of Samus Aran
A). Riley B). Mother brain
C). Metroid Prime D). A toaster
Jill: ummmmm ohh ehhh ahhh I CHOOSE
(Samus explodes killing Jill and destroying the entire set)
Wesker: Ahhh my head what happened…
Samus got out of her Varia suit and blew us all up
Wesker: oh my god….ITS OVERRRR OVER HAHAHAHA
Oh yea Wesker you'll still be the host during the sequel
Wesker: S..S…EQUEL WHAT SEQUEL
WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE SUPER SMASH BROS. STYLE
Wesker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ( Runs away)
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA (disappears)
(A shadow can be seen on the visor of the varia suit)
Shadow: HEH HEH HEH HEH ILL EXTRACT MY REVENGE DURING THE SEQUEL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Gets hit by a plane)
Disclamer: I OWN NADA and yes there will be a sequel...can anybody guess who the shadow is?
