Hi peoples this is the FINAL CHAPTER with a special guest Evil Fang...Enjoy


(Wesker and a show producer are backstage. 3 poke balls are visible in front of them)

Wesker: What the hell are we doing?

Producer: We have been tipped of that someone may try to kill you so here is your protection

Wesker: A FUCKING BALL….WHAT? AM I SUPPOSED TO THROW IT AT THEM?

Producer: No throw it at the floor

Wesker: Why?

Producer: JUST CHOOSE NOW

Wesker: (randomly grabs a poke ball and runs away)

Wesker: WELCOME BACK TO W.W.T.B.A.M. RE STYLE

Im bored

Wesker: SO

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME

Wesker:……….. Anyway where down to ONE FREAKING PERSON THANK GOD

Uhh…..Wesker

Wesker: IT'S OVER ….OVER MWHAHAHAHAHA

WESKER GOD DAMN IT'S NOT OVER…we have one special guest….

Wesker: ……..who?

SALAZAR from re4

Wesker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wait where is he?

Salazar:(is behind the podium) OVER HERE. DAMN PODIUM IS TOO TALL. SOMEONE FETCH ME A COUPLE OF YELLOW PAGES AND A PINA COLADA

Wesker: This isn't you is house you midget.

Salazar: HEY IM NOT SMALL

Umm yes you are

Salazar: AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU HUH. A GOD DAMN TELLITUBBY

Wesker: Ooooooo big mistake

WHO IN THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU JUST CALL A TELLITUBBY YOU WHORE. WESKER IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU YOU'LL THROW THE POKEBALL AT HIM NOW.

Wesker: (o.O) ok…… (throws poke ball and out comes….)

Audience and Jill: GASP IT'S…..ITS….ITS EVIL FANG

Evil Fang: (Pulls out a bazooka) Say hello to my little friend bitch

Salazar: VERTIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Vertigo pops up and slices bazooka in half)

Salazar: Kill him and wesker NOW

(Vertigo pimp slaps Evil Fang and knocks him out. Then he makes his way toward wesker)

Wesker: (Screams like a little girl and runs toward the remaining poke balls) I CHOOSE YOU LADY DEATHSTRIKE

(Lady Deathstrike comes out of poke ball and falls to the ground)

Vertigo: (in a Mexican accent) Oh shit she's dead…..oh well

Wesker: (Panicky) LAST POKE BALL GO

Producer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wesker: What?

Producer: WHATS IN THAT BALL CAN KILL US ALL

Wesker: Oh ok (Drops ball and it opens) Whoops it slipped.

(The ball opens and out comes Samus Aran)

Vertigo: HAHAHAHA A ROBOT YOU SUCK HAHAHAHA

(Vertigo explodes as he is hit by a rocket)

Samus: (Turns toward audience and fires a rocket killing half of them)

Audience: AHHHHHHHHH HOMICIDAL KILLER

Salazar: This bitch can kill me HAHAHAHAHAHA

Samus: (Turns toward wesker and fires a charged plasma beam at his hair)

Wesker: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY HAIR. MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR

Salazar: ………OH SHIT (RUNS)

Samus: (aims and is about to fire a rocket when her suit turns off)

Evil Fang: There's an off switch here.

Samus: GOD DAMN I TOLD THEM TO MAKE IT BATTERY POWERED (Faints)

Salazar: IM STILL ALIVE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Evil Fang: (aims and kills him) Asta la vista bitch. (goes back into poke ball)

Wesker: Well since Jill is the last person here she gets the money…..

Jill: YES OH YEA IM RICH RICH HAHAHAHA

Not yet you still have to answer the MOTHER OF ALL QUESTIONS

Jill: Fine ask me NOW

Wesker: ( Pulls out a box)

Box: NAME

Wesker: Shut up (opens the box and pulls out the question)………………………WHAT THE FUCK

JUST ASK THE DAMN THING

Wesker: Fine

Who is the arch nemesis of Samus Aran

A). Riley B). Mother brain

C). Metroid Prime D). A toaster

Jill: ummmmm ohh ehhh ahhh I CHOOSE

(Samus explodes killing Jill and destroying the entire set)

Wesker: Ahhh my head what happened…

Samus got out of her Varia suit and blew us all up

Wesker: oh my god….ITS OVERRRR OVER HAHAHAHA

Oh yea Wesker you'll still be the host during the sequel

Wesker: S..S…EQUEL WHAT SEQUEL

WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE SUPER SMASH BROS. STYLE

Wesker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ( Runs away)

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA (disappears)

(A shadow can be seen on the visor of the varia suit)

Shadow: HEH HEH HEH HEH ILL EXTRACT MY REVENGE DURING THE SEQUEL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Gets hit by a plane)


Disclamer: I OWN NADA and yes there will be a sequel...can anybody guess who the shadow is?