Just Some Fun With The Characters

CD: First off lemme state this:

I'M NOT DEAD!

Gabby: (laughing her ass off in the background)

CD: Apparently Gabby reads the damned Terms & Conditions, and knew my otherstory would be kicked off: 1) because it's interactive and 2) she said I died! And she's never getting my password again.

Gabby: (still laughing)

CD: But I'm not dead, okay...so we're working together on this piece of crap...

Disclaimer: If we owned Inuyasha, we wouldn't come up with this kind of shit.

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Chapter 1: Naraku and Kikyo? DEAD!

One day the Inuyasha gang was walking down the road, because that's, like, what they do, and they saw the strangest site before them:

Naraku.

But not just any Naraku, no, it's hyped-up-super-pansy-Naraku, wearing a itty bitty tinnie winnie yellow polka dot bikini, that he is wearing for the first time that day. He was sitting on a bamboo mat with a bunch of coconuts in front of him. How did he get coconuts in fuedal japan? Magic. Simple as that.

"Like, omigosh!" said the hyped-up-super-pansy-Naraku, waving to Inuyasha "it's, like, Inuyasha! Wanna buy a coconut?"

So Inuyasha and co., wondering what the fuck he was smoking/sniffing/shooting, decided to go up to him and see his coconuts. And out of nowhere some corny music came on, and Naraku started singing:

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

There they are a standing in a row,

Big ones small ones some as big as your head

Give 'em a flick, a twist of the wrist

That's what the showman said!

I've got a lovely bunch of-!"

But before hyped-up-super-pansy-Naraku could finish his song, Inuyasha killed him, because...he...can. So Inuyasha took his jewel shards and gave them to Kagome.

Then Miroku looked at his palm, and the wind tunnel, was all, like, not there. Then being the stupid idiot he is, he got down on one knee in front of Sango and said:

"Sango, my dearest, sweetess woman that I've ever had a chance to fondle your sweet ass. Will you be mine forever and more, so you can tie me up, torture, and whip me with a chain to your hearts content? And have a million litle kids that look like you and me scrambled in a blender?"

Sango blushed deep-red "Oh, of course Miroku!" she said, and she tackled him to the ground, where they started making out like teenagers that have taken too many hormone pills.

After about five minutes, Miroku and Sango were pryed off each other, and the peeps continued their journey.

And then Shippo exploded, because his character is pointless. But did anyone care? Nope. They didn't even see him staring at the sun untill his eyes bled, causing the explosion.

Anyways, the group came to a cliff, were that bitch Kikyo was.

"Inuyasha," said Kikyo "come to Hell with me, so you can fondle my num-nums all you want."

"Why?" asked Inuyasha...that dumass...

"Because I said so!" said that bitch "I own your ass!"

"Well, fuck you! You have dust ovaries, bitch!" and Inuyasha pushed her over the cliff, where she fell in the water, and turned to mud. Then Kagome got the rest of her soul back, and gave a sigh of relief. But then she got pissed off and glared at Inuyasha.

"What the Hell were you thinking!" screamed Kagome "I wanted kick her ass too, ya know!"

"Why are you blaming me!" snapped Inuyasha "You could've had your chance at any time!"

"Well, fuck you! SIT!"

And Inuyasha made contact with the ground.

"I fucking love you!" he screamed in pain

"I fucking love you, too!" Kagome screamed back

And then there was a rainbow.

To Be Continued...

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CD: Well what do you think? Please review.

Gabby: Flames will be used to burn puppies.

CD: (holds up a puppy) And you don't hurt Inu-Chan? Do ya? (makes sad face)

Inu-Chan: (whimper) (whine) (cute puppy face)