Just Some Fun With The Characters
CD: Whoo-Hoo! Three Reviews in two days! And my favorite reviewer is back!
Gabby: Yea, but she's, like, pissed at you, about the death thing.
CD: ME? But you did that! And how did you get the whole detail thingy!
Gabby: Pet obituaries, they have a website.
CD: ...o...kay...which of your pets did you pick?
Gabby: Not mine! One of your cat's!
CD: Omigosh! Not Furanda?
Gabby: ...uh, no...
CD: (gasp) SingSing?
Gabby: ...still, no.
CD: Robert? Lani? Crook? Sparkles?
Gabby: ...God, how many cats that you had, have died?
CD: (thinks for a second) Umm...28 out of 47...
Gabby: (sweatdrop) It was Shai!
CD: (gasp) You little slut, not Shai! (lunges at Gabby)
(they get into a dustcloud fight)
Disclaimer: We refuse to write these because they are meek and pointless, do we really seem like we live in Japan? Or even know anything about...the end of the series? (Yeah, we do) Real anime/manga writers, do not write FANFICTIONS! So Inuyasha and the songs aren't ours!
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Recap on the Last Chapter:
To be continued...
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Chapter 2: Meeting Kagura, Kohaku, and Sesshomaru!
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As Inuyasha as his groupies were walking down a path (because in most fanfictions that's what they walk down: a path), a gust of wind stopped in front of them, and standing there was the beautiful, very intelligent, extravagent, and oh so lovable: Kagura; the Wind Sorceress! And, unimportantly, Kohaku and Kanna were there.
Kagura gave the Inu group a huge smile. Disturbing. She then ran up and gave each of them a hug.
"Thank you soooooooo much for destroying that Hyped-Up-Super-Pansy-Naraku!" she said "Kanna and I each have our own hearts back, oh, and Kohaku is fine too!" With that being said she re-introduced Kohaku and Sango.
We could talk about how happy the two were at their small reunion, but that would totally kill the humor, with there being tears and all...fucking tears.
"we have come to join you, and your traveling party." said Kanna with no emotion at all. Then she exploded because of the disease that was spreading, causing the pointless characters to explode. And, once again, no one noticed.
So our heroes, and heroines, continued their journey, doing what? Who knows, Naraku's dead, so there's, like, no one to search for. So they were just talking about nothing in particular, Sango and Miroku talking about the things they could do with candle wax, Inuyasha and Kagome making out for no reason whatsoever, Kohaku covering his ears, trying to block out the conversation between his sister and her fiancee', and Kagura, gracefully skipping along the path, enjoying her freedom.
Then, ta-da! The path they were on led to a beautiful meadow, with daisies and lavenders and violets, and all kinds of wonderful flowers! And again someone unexpected (only unexpected, if you didn't read the chapter title, and if you didn't we expect you to do so now!), was in the meadow picking carnations. It was none other than Sesshomaru-Sama himself, fluffy boa and all. He looked up and smiled at the Inu crew.
Which caused Hell to freeze over.
Then abandoning all thoughts of being evil, or stealing the Tetsaiga(sp?), he ran towards the group, arm open ('cause he only, like, has one), with a huge friendly smile.
"Inuyasha!" he said still running "my favoritest little brother!"
So, not missing anything, Inuyasha smiled and ran to his brother, arms wide open, and everything started to slow down, so it looked liked those movies where two friends that haven't seen each other for, like, ever, start running to each other with their arms open for a big hug. And to top it all off Kagome, Sango, Kagura, Miroku, and Kohaku started singing:
"Sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset,
Swiftly, fly the years."
"Sesshomaruuuuuuuu!" said Inuyasha, happily.
"Inuyashaaaaaaaaaa!" Sesshomaru said, more happily.
Very disturbing.
"One season folowing another,
Laden with happiness and tears."
Then Jaken exploded, because of the disease. And still, yet another time, no one noticed.
After Inuyasha and Sesshomaru's brotherly embrace, a karaoke machine came up out of nowhere, then the two brothers took the two microphones and they both started (like in EVER chapter so far) to sing:
"Brother my brother
Tell me what are fighting for
We've got to end this war
We should love one another
Oh, can't we just pretend
This war never began
We can try
Brother my brother"
And now the authoresses are starting to get all emotional over the song.
The other members of the Inu crew, started to applaude. So the Inu group had two new members: Sesshomaru and Rin. Three if you count Ah-Un. And their journey was far from over!
And Hell was having a nuclear winter.
To be continued...
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(CD and Gabby have calmed down are out of their dustcloud fight, sporting fresh bruises)
CD: Went a little estatic with the whole Kagura ordeal, didn't you?
Gabby: And you and your flowers?
CD: (sigh) Whatever.
Gabby: We would like to thank our loyal reviewers. (holds up Inu-Chan) And remember, we still have him.
Inu-Chan: (cute puppy face)
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Reviewers:
deduction - CD: Thank you soooooo much for reviewing. And we're going to have even more disturbing images for you, and everyone else to etch in their mind. And also, I'm the (slightly) innocent one...
Gabby: And I'm the dark, disturbing one, but, I can look sooooooo cute!
CD: Your story was fabulous!
Gabby: Everyone reading thisshould check it out.
C.A.M.E.O.1 and Only - Gabby: Just you wait, it get's even more off the wall.
Phenomenon - Gabby: I am very sorry, towards you and Quen, but I, regretfully, act on short impulses.
CD: And your, like, still my favorite reviewer! And thank you so much for caring about my well-being!
Gabby: Great way of describing how the humor was.
CD: We're both in band, though in different schools, I play the flute.
Gabby: And I play the waaaaay better instrument, the clarinet!
CD: Flutes are better!
Gabby: Clarinets always are better with the melody!
CD: Baka! Flutes are better with the melody!
Gabby: Not, clarinets are!
CD: No, Flutes!
Gabby: CLARINETS!
CD: FLUTES!
(Once again, in a dustcloud fight)
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Think back to the episode when Sesshomaru first met Rin. The Fluffy thing had two ends, it's not a tail.
The more reviews, the longer the chapters. And maybe even a: DUN DUN DUUUUUUN! PLOT!
