Just Some Fun With The Characters
Gabby: You know, we need to come up with a better title.
CD: Why? I like the title.
Gabby: Yea, but it's so boring.
CD: But, it's, like, the best thing I could come up with.
Gabby: Then you really suck as an authoress...
Disclaimer: If we owned Inuyasha, then Urasuea(sp?) would have never existed.
WARNING: THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS SCENCES OF MILD DRUG USE AND HIPPY SONGS! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE EITHER SUBJECT PLEASE STEER CLEAR OF THIS CHAPTER!
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Recap on last chapter:
Disturbingshit happened!
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Chapter 3: Omigosh! It's, like, Koga and Ayame!
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So the Inu crew (A/N: We like that sound: 'Inu crew' 'Inu crew' 'Inu crew') were leaving the almighty meadow of cuteness, why? Because we can't leave them there! When they spotted two tornadoes headed toward them. One of which seemed to be chasing the other. Then the tornadoes stopped, and who was there? The ultra sexy wolf demon Koga, and his crazy and delusional fiancee' Ayame, whom had a large club in her hand. Upon seeing Kagome,Koga went up to her and grasped her hands.
"Dearest Kagome," he said "I am still offering a chance of lifetime for you to leave that mangy mutt, and come stay with me." ...God, what was he? A condo salesman?...At this point Inuyasha would have whooped Koga's ass with the Tetsaiga, but unfortunately he was to busy practicing cheerleading moves with Sango, Miroku, and Sesshomaru. So Ayame had to step in for him. She took her big club, and knocked Koga unconsious.
Oddly enough some mysterious green leaves in a little baggy came flying out of his hair, along with some tequitoes.
"Hey!" said Ayame picking up the bag and tequitoes "Look at this!"
"What should we do with it?" asked Kagome.
The group ponders this for some time until it starts to rain. Due to the rain the group takes shelter in a nearby cave. That's when they decide what to do with the green leaves.
They decided to smoke it.
So they took the corn-covered-doo-doo-crap filling of the tequitoes out, and replaced it with some of the green leaves. They then lit them, and proceded to smoke them.
So all of them, Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Kagura, Sesshomaru, Koga, Ayame, Kohaku, and Rin were succumed in a sort of daze, as the drugs took affect. (A/N: We've never gotten high, so we're just guessing. And don't flame because of Kohaku and Rin.)
"Hello neighbor," said Mister Rogers (A/N: May he rest in peace...-sniffle- -tear-) "It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood." And he dissappeared.
And Myoga had his own little mushroom cloud explosion,But this time everyone noticed, but were to high to care.
"Whoa," said Kagome, as some music started to play, "I feel like...like...
"The beat goes on, the beat goes on
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain
La de da de de, la de da de da" she sang
Kagura: "Charleston was once the rage, uh huh"
Inuyasha: "History has turned the page, uh huh"
Kagome: "The mini skirts the current thing, uh huh"
Rin: "Teenybopper is our newborn king, uh huh"
Everyone: "The beat goes on, the beat goes on
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain
La de da de de, la de da de da"
Sango: "The grocery store's the super mart, uh huh"
Rin: "Little girls still break their hearts, uh huh"
Sesshomaru: "And men still keep on marching off to war"
Kohaku: "Electrically they keep a baseball score"
Everyone: "The beat goes on, the beat goes on
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain
La de da de de, la de da de da"
Ayame: "Grandmas sit in chairs and reminisce"
Koga: "Boys keep chasing girls to get a kiss"
Miroku: "The cars keep going faster all the time"
Kagome: "Bums still cry 'hey buddy, have you got a dime?'"
Everyone: "The beat goes on, the beat goes on
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain
La de da de de, la de da de da
The beat goes on, the beat goes on
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain
La de da de de, la de da de da"
Wow. This should be a song-fic.
Being so tired from the singing, everyone passed out and fell asleep. But in reality the authoresses went to go sing this song on the kareoke machine.
To be continued...
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CD: Dude, we so kick ass.
Gabby: (holds up Inu-Chan) Oh yeah.
Inu-Chan: (cute puppy face) (whimper)
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Reviewers:
Phenomenon - CD: We just picked all the characters that we really didn't care about, so we wouldn't have to explain about what they did after Naraku died.
Gabby: And it's so damnfunny! And alsoplus one on the scoreboard of Clarinets!
CD: What scoreboard?
Gabby: The scoreboard of popularity!
CD: Well, she also said that Flutes and Clarinets play a good harmony together.
Gabby: Shut up.
glamrockbloodbath - Gabby: We're very glad you loved it.
CD: And Hyped-Up-Super-Pansy-Naraku, may make an appearance again.
Gabby: Maybe...
CD: We're still arguing over it.
Gabby: Not! You're just being stubborn!
CD: Are not!
Gabby: Are too!
CD: Are not!
Gabby: SHUT UP!
CD: (quietly) ...bitch...
Stephanie - Gabby: Thank you for your comment.
CD: The inuyasha and Sesshomaru thing was my idea.
Gabby: All you said was: 'Hey! Where's Fluffy?'
CD: ...shut up...
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Keep those reviews coming along! If anybody has an idea for a title, please tell us, it would be greatly appreciated. And also, would anyone care if we destoryed Hojo?
