Just Some Fun With The Characters
Gabby & CD: -bouncing up and down- OMG! WE, LIKE, JUST ATE, LIKE, HALF A POUND OF PURE SUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
CD: OMG! YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO!
Gabby: NO! WHAT SHOULD WE DO!
CD: LET'S MAKE ANOTHER CHAPTER, IN HONOR OF MY BOYFRIEND AND I'S 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!
Gabby: HAVE YOU GUYS EVEN MET IN PERSON?
CD: NO! WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING?1?1?1?1/1/1?1/1?1/1?1?1
Gabby: WE'RE YELLING BECAUSE WE'RE HYPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
CD: AWESOME!
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This chapter is dedicated to Quen(CD) and Stone's 2 year anniversary of being together. CONGRATS! 6/12/06.
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Disclaimer: SUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
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Recap on last chapter:
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! AND CRACK!
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Chapter 4: Par-tay! Ice Cream Par-tay!
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So as the Inu-Gumi (OMG! IT'S SOUNDS BETTER THAN INU CREW!) we're waking up from their stoned stupor (SAY IT THREE TIMES FAST!), they noticed Kagome was covered in sticky white stuff.
"What the Hell is this stuff!" screamed the distressed miko.
"Baby gravy?" suggested Miroku
"Face cream?" suggested Koga
"Jesus juice?" suggested Inuyasha
"Tapioca cat cream?" asked Sango
"Jizz?" asked Ayame
Drip Drip. Dripped the white sticky stuff from above Kagome's head. Apparently the sticky white substance was coming from up above the cave.
"Apparently this sticky white substance is coming from above the cave." stated Kagome
What the fuck did we just say?
So Inuyasha, being the dumbass he is, stuck his finger in the tiny hole at the top of the cave where that white crap was coming from. Then the whole cave caved-in and everyone was covered in...
"VANILLA ICE CREAM!" screamed Sesshomaru digging in with his hands. Then everyone joined in the fray, and ate to their heart's content.
THE END
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...yeah...we lied...
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As they we're eating the ice cream, Kagura's beautiful diamond-studded spoon made contact with something that gave a yelp. And guess who popped up?
"Oh dearest me," said that wimp, Akitoki Hojo "it seems that I have come across a cave of vanillaice cream."
"Hey look," said Inuyasha "it's that douche, Nobunaga."
...What a dumbass...
"Hello Hojo," said Kagome "how are you today?"
"Well," said Akitoki "apparentely my family has another curse upon us: The curse of the Energizer Bunny. We just out of nowhere explode, and turn into a pink rabbit beating a drum. It just keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and go-" But, fortunately, Akitoki exploded and turned into the Energizer Bunny beating its drum.
"Wow," said the Inu-Gumi (INU-GUMI!) "It just keeps going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, 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You know, since Akitoki exploded, what happened to Hobo from Kagome's Time?
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Kagome's Time
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Homo was in Science class and, being the the little goody-two-shoes he is, raised his hand to answer a question.
"Yes, Hoho," said the teacher "what is the answer?"
"I believe the answer is-" started Holo, but couldn't finish his answer because he turned into the Energizer Bunny, and started to beat his drum.
"Bozo," said the teacher looking at the bunny "you fail. Class, what is the bunny doing?"
And the whole class chimed: "It keeps going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going..."
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Back with the Inu-Gumi (INU-GUMI!)
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"...and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going-"
"HEY!" Kagura screeched ever so beautifully "What about the ice cream!"
So soon the Inu-Gumi (GUMI!) forgot about the bunny and went back to the ice cream. When Kagome noticed something.
"Hey," she said "Has anybody seen Shippo?"
Everybody looked around.
"Hey," stated Kagura exquisetly "Kanna's missing too."
"And that gay toad, Jaken." said Sesshomaru
Damnit! They noticed! At least no one noticed Myoga, they probably thought he was just hiding.
So the Inu-Gumi (-screech-) found their new adventure: finding the missing characters.
Sigh.
To be continued...
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CD: OMG! THAT WAS SO AWESOME!
Gabby: I THINK...THE SUGAR...Is...wearing off. Damn!
CD: Shit! Me too!
Gabby: We made it through a whole chapter without a song!
CD: Yay!
Inu-Chan: (looking cute)
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Reviews:
nekoyoukai09 - Gabby: We're glad you liked it.
CD: Originally we we're going to make them have them in one huge Orgy, but we wanted to keep it T-rated.
Gabby: So we stuck with them singing Sunny and Cher songs.
Phenomenon - CD: (looks at her feet) Feet smell?
Gabby: How dumb can you get?
CD: Very.
Gabby: (looks at CD) Aren't you Native American?
CD: Yes, I think 1/8 or 1/16.
Gabby: Don't you know about your history?
CD: Nope, not a thing.
Gabby: (sigh) Oh well. Anyways:
CD: We're trying to make things funnier.
Stephanie - Gabby: YES! Someone that agrees with me, that Koga is on drugs!
CD: ...w00t!(?)
Gabby: So we, in a way, blew up Hojo.
CD: Awesome excerpt from...uh...Nutcracker?
Gabby: Grinch?
CD: Christmas Carol?
Gabby: Okay, we forgot...
CD: (laughs) Sweden...
Saki Hana - CD: Well, we destroyed him.
Gabby: I wouldn't consider him lazy, just...
CD: ...clueless?
Gabby: Hopeless?
CD: In denile?
Gabby: Flat-out stupid?
CD: Whatever. I guess we agree with you, yay for favs!
kyos-hyper-rocker-gurl - Gabby & CD: YEAH! WE KICK ASS!
Gabby: Thanks for the agreement.
CD: And it seems a lot of people have been spelling story wrong.
Gabby: Which includes you, Quen.
CD: (sweatdrop) I guess so... ;
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Can anybody think of a better title for this story? It would be greatly appreciated. In the next Chapter, it's gonna be some alternate character killings.
Thanks for staying with us so far.
- Gabby & Quen
