Mission 3

Late night post-it

154 words

'Dear Kakashi,

Working late tonight. There's money enclosed. Take Naruto out for Ramen? Compete with Gai to see who can eat the most?

If you want to spend it on sake, that's your choice. You might be able to excavate some leftovers in the fridge. If Naruto hasn't gotten to them first.

If you spend it on porn, I WILL kill you in your sleep.

If you spend it on other things I will then be forced to mutilate your corpse beyond recognition after I've murdered you. I'm still sore from last time (I know you're smiling by now, so stop!).

I hope you find this before Naruto does. ….I really hope you find it before he does.

Look, just eat something and go to bed. I mean it. Go. To. Bed.

Love, Iruka

P.S. This message will self destruct thirty seconds upon opening.

P.S.S. I mean your bed, this time, Kakashi. Not mine.'