Welcome my friends to Chapter THREEEEEEE! The last one was a bummer so let's get back to our marauders shall we?
James: Why again are we marching around London?
Sirius: Because the Order told us to.
Remus: And because death eaters are everywhere.
James/Sirius: No dip Sherlock!
All:
For a long time we've been marching off to battle
In our thund'ring herd we feel a lot like cattle
Like the pounding beat our aching feet aren't easy to ignore
Sirius:
Hey, think of instead a girl worth fighting for
Remus/James/Peter/Severus/all other order members there:
Huh?
Sirius:
That's what I said:
A girl worth fighting for
Sirius:
I want her paler than the moon with eyes that shine like stars
James:
My girl will marvel at my strength, adore my battle scars
Peter:
I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks like
It all depends on what she cooks like: Beef, pork, chicken ...
Mmmh ...
Remus: -eye roll-
Sirius:
Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer
James:
And I'll bet the ladies love a man in armor
You can guess what we have missed the most
since we went off to war
Sirius
What do we want?
A girl worth fighting for
Sirius:
My girl will think I have no faults
That I'm a major find
Remus:
How 'bout a girl who's got a brain
Who always speaks her mind?
James/Sirius:
Nah!
Sirius:
My manly ways and turn of phrase are sure to thrill her
James:
He thinks he's such a lady-killer.
Severus:
I've a girl back home who's unlike any other
Remus:
Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother
Sirius:
But when we come home in victory they'll line up at the door
James:
What do we want?
All:
A girl worth fighting for
Wish that I had
A girl worth fighting for
A girl worth fighting -
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Remus: -taps James-
James: What?
Remus: You're married.
Sirius: -laughs-
James: So what? I can still say what I want her to be!
Lily: James!
James: How'd she get here? Thought this was just guys travelin' together!
Sirius: Um, Prongsies, there's Alice Longbottom.
Alice: -Waves-
James: -gulps-
Lily: -holds up fist-
