Welcome my friends to Chapter THREEEEEEE! The last one was a bummer so let's get back to our marauders shall we?

James: Why again are we marching around London?

Sirius: Because the Order told us to.

Remus: And because death eaters are everywhere.

James/Sirius: No dip Sherlock!

All:

For a long time we've been marching off to battle

In our thund'ring herd we feel a lot like cattle

Like the pounding beat our aching feet aren't easy to ignore

Sirius:

Hey, think of instead a girl worth fighting for

Remus/James/Peter/Severus/all other order members there:

Huh?

Sirius:

That's what I said:

A girl worth fighting for

Sirius:

I want her paler than the moon with eyes that shine like stars

James:

My girl will marvel at my strength, adore my battle scars

Peter:

I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks like

It all depends on what she cooks like: Beef, pork, chicken ...

Mmmh ...

Remus: -eye roll-

Sirius:

Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer

James:

And I'll bet the ladies love a man in armor

You can guess what we have missed the most

since we went off to war

Sirius

What do we want?

A girl worth fighting for

Sirius:

My girl will think I have no faults

That I'm a major find

Remus:

How 'bout a girl who's got a brain

Who always speaks her mind?

James/Sirius:

Nah!

Sirius:

My manly ways and turn of phrase are sure to thrill her

James:

He thinks he's such a lady-killer.

Severus:

I've a girl back home who's unlike any other

Remus:

Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother

Sirius:

But when we come home in victory they'll line up at the door

James:

What do we want?

All:

A girl worth fighting for

Wish that I had

A girl worth fighting for

A girl worth fighting -

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Remus: -taps James-

James: What?

Remus: You're married.

Sirius: -laughs-

James: So what? I can still say what I want her to be!

Lily: James!

James: How'd she get here? Thought this was just guys travelin' together!

Sirius: Um, Prongsies, there's Alice Longbottom.

Alice: -Waves-

James: -gulps-

Lily: -holds up fist-