Banjo-Kazooie meets Sonic the Hedgehog: Final

Disclaimer: SEGA owns the Sonic characters and Rareware owns the B-K characters.

Chapter 13

The team of courageous animals walked through the Hag 1's cave to Spiral Mountain. When they got there, they saw that Grunty and Eggman were busy in the time they wer unconscious. Banjo's house was completely destroyed, (but then again, that always happenes) and all signs of life were gone. The grass was dead, and covered by metal. The trees and plants were all gone, the moat around Spiral Mountain was still there , but the mountain itself had become more of a guard tower than anything. Finally, Grunty's Lair was far taller that it had originally been, and it was metal plated. There were guns mounted everywhere.

"How we supposed to get past all that?" Mumbo inquired.

"I doubt even Shadow or I could get inside unscathed." Sonic admitted.

"Don't worry." Bottles said. "I had a network of tunnels established here long ago." He returned to the cave leading to the Jinjo Village, and paced around, muttering calculations. "Right… HERE!" Bottles began digging, and moments later had a passage into a tunnel. "Follow me." The shortsighted mole walked down into it, and our heroes followed. Surprisingly, the tunnels were large enough for our heroes to traverse without feeling cramped.

Bottles lead them through a tunnel with a slight upwards slope. He would periodically reach a fork in the tunnel and lead our heroes in the right direction. A long while later, the animals were beginning to feel claustrophobic, when Bottles said "That's odd.. my tunnels have been blocked off… no matter, we should be in the entrance to the lair." He climbed up, and out through one of his infamous mounds of dirt. "And here we are."

When the unlikely allies had brushed the dirt off of themselves, they looked around. The first room of the lair was nothing like they remembered. It was completely metallic with machines everywhere, except for the small patch of metal Bottles had managed to dig through.

"Eheheheheh. Well look what we have here." Said a man's voice.

The animals looked up and saw Eggman in his Egg-o-matic and Grunty hovering by a balcony. Luckily, Grunty hadn't appeared to take Tooty's looks yet. "It seems you survived the fall." Eggman said. "Good. Now we can watch you suffer."

A stomping noise greeted our heroes' ears. A large metal door opened and a large green machine stepped out. It was most likely a robotocized creature. It was fairly large, with green skin, one eye bulging larger than the other, and a white lab coat.

"No…" Banjo said. "Klungo too?"

Mecha Klungo sniggered. "Hur hur hur. I live to ssssserve my missstressss."

Grunty laughed. "With the Robotocizer I now got Klungo back, more loyal than ever. Now Mecha Klungo, ELIMINATE them!"

Without warning, the robot leapt forward, aired by jets on its feet. He punched downward, but our heroes managed to leap out of the way to safety. The robot's fist smashed into the floor, denting it. He aimed his other arm at Banjo and rockets fired out.

"Kazooie!" Banjo said.

"On it!" The bird replied as the feathers on her wing turned gold. She was using her wonderwing technique. The rockets hit her wings and exploded harmlessly.

Mecha Klungo growled, stepped towards the duo and… looked up. Sonic was standing on his head.

"Hey there big guy!" Sonic joked. "Didn't forget about me, did you?"

The robot smashed at Sonic with his fist, but the hedgehog jumped away he dented his head and began to stumble for a bit.

"Sonic! Don't hurt him!" Banjo shouted.

"Yeah! He may eat too much, but he's our friend!" Bottles said.

"Oh, sorry." Sonic smiled nervously and rubbed the back of his head. "Woops, I gotta go!" He jumped away from Mecha Klungo's fist right before it smashed him into a pancake.

"I've got a plan!" Said Tails. "Distract him for me!"

"Can do!" Kazooie laughed, flying out of Banjo's backpack. "Hey Splungo, look up here!" She flew around the room.

"Mecha Klungo dessstroy cheeky bird!" He fired a rocket, but Sonic jumped and caught it.

"Wassamatter Slowgo?" Sonic asked, chucking the missile at Eggman and Grunty. The hag rolled her eyes and fired a spell at the rocket, obliterating it.

Meanwhile, Tails was on Klungo's back and had managed to open up a back panel. At this, the robot began stomping around, trying to get the Kitsune off, Tails held on for dear life.

Mumbo began his magic chant and spectral ropes tied around Mecha Klungo's ankles and wrists. "Now, fox!"

"Got it!" Tails grabbed a wire and pulled. Mecha Klungo's red irises didn't vanish, but they dimmed over. The robot stopped moving.

"What?" Grunty shouted.

"It's so hard to find good help these days…" Eggman muttered.

"Then why don't you face us yourselves?" Knuckles shouted at his enemies.

"Okay then." Grunty sniggered, floating down. "Prepare yourselves for…" Our heroes braced themselves. "WHEEL OF TORTURE!"

"Huh?" The animals said.

"Huh?" Eggman asked. "Are you kidding?"

Grunty held up the contract. "According to the contract, you get control of the majority of minions, while I get to decide what we do to our enemies."

"I didn't think you'd do this…" Eggman grumbled.

"Wheel of Torture?" Shadow asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yes, Wheel of Torture!" Grunty explained. "The game where you take turns spinning this wheel…" A large wheel with many phrases appeared on it. "and you have to do what it says. And some of you may win some terrific prizes!"

"A… GAMESHOW?" Sonic and company gasped.

Banjo and his friends rolled their eyes. "Yeah. She does this every time we make it to her lair…"

Grunty continued. "Anyway, if by some odd chance you win (and survive) you can fight us."

"Why can't we just kill them now?" Eggman pleaded.

Grunty didn't seem to hear. "…but the losers get ROBOTOCIZED!"

"What?" Tails shouted. "We're not gonna agree to play a game like that.

"You don't have a choice!" Grunty smirked as all exits magically sealed themselves, and pedestals appeared with a hero's name on each.

"Now let's get ready to play!" Grunty laughed.

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Well, not as good as the other chapters (in my opinion) but I was setting it up for the gameshow. Next chapter, Wheel of Torture begins!

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