Banjo-Kazooie meets Sonic the Hedgehog: Final

Disclaimer: SEGA owns the Sonic characters and Rareware owns the B-K characters.

I've had requests to put some characters in, and I managed to. Because of that, this fanfiction takes place AFTER Sonic Advance 2, but it also takes place BEFORE Sonic Riders and Sonic Heroes.

Chapter 14

"Welcome everyone to WHEEL… OF…. TORTURE!." Grunty said to… no one. She apparently thought there was a studio audience. Go figure.

Our heroes and Eggman rolled their eyes, temporarily united by the absurdity of the gameshow.

"The rules are simple." Grunty said. "You all start with five points. You will all be a asked a series of trivia questions based on your adventures. If you think you know the answer, buzz the buzzer on your pedestal. Get the question correct, and you get two points. However, get a question wrong and lose two points, as well as spinning the wheel to decide what you must do. Succeed and nothing else happens. Fail, and you get robotocized! Also, if you get negative points, you get robotocized! If ALL nonrobotocized animals get over 10 points, you win. But that will never happen."

"Those are simple?" Banjo asked. "Just give me back my sister!"

Grunty cackled. "Only if you can win her! That's right! The prizes I mentioned are…"

A large cage materialized out of nowhere. In it was Tooty, but not only that. There was young rabbit holding a frightened looking Chao.

"Mister Sonic, what's going on?" The rabbit asked in a frightened voice.

"CREAM!" Tails shouted. "You leave her out of this!"

"No can do." Eggman sniggered.

In the cage also was a purple chameleon, a large crocodile, and a small bee.

"Knuckles? Is that you?" The crocodile asked.

"Who are they?" Sonic asked.

"They're the Chaotix. A group of detectives. We once teamed up to stop a new version of Metal Sonic." Knuckles explained. "The chameleon is Espio. He's a ninja. The bee is Charmy, and the crocodile is Vector. Wait a sec… guys! What happened to Mighty?"

"He uh… quit." Said Vector, rubbing the back of his head.

"Grunty, why do you have them?" Sonic growled. "They have nothing to do with this!"

"I'll answer that." Eggman said, "We were going to use them as bait to lure your other friends to us. However, they will also make a good incentive for you all to play Grunty's little game."

"FINE!" Tails said. "Let's get this over with."

"Fine with me." Grunty said. "First question: how many sisters do I have?"

Mumbo buzzed in. "Three. Brentilda, Mingella, and Blobrelda."

Grunty glowered. "You're right. Two points for Mumbo. Next question:" She looked at her notecards. "What is the city west of Station Square?"

"Easy." Sonic buzzed in. "Westopolis."

"Correct." Grunty grumbled. "True or False: There are 7 Super Emeralds."

Banjo buzzed in. "False. There are 7 CHAOS Emeralds."

"NO!" Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles shouted.

Grunty laughed. "Too bad Banjo. Now you have to spin"

The bear apprehensively approached the wheel and spun. It spun around a few times, and ended on Group Event: Race.

Every single animal vanished and appeared on the street in Station Square. With them were some different looking robots built in Eggman's image, and three creatures wearing hooded brown cloaks. Two were Sonic's height, and one was the general size of Big the Cat.

This is the first event, a race to Westopolis, Grunty's disembodied voice said. As it is the first event, I'll go a little easy on you. If any of you come in first, and none of you come in last, you'll win and Banjo will not be robotocized.

One of the shorter cloaked creatures walked forward and spoke, It was male and wasn't computer generated. "You can't hope to beat us. We have Extreme Gear." He held up what looked like a high tech green snowboard. One cloaked figure had a purple one, and one had a grey one.

"Hey!" Tails said. "Those look like my inventions…" He held out a small cube, pressed a button, and some boards popped out. There was a blue one, a yellow one, a red one, and a pink one. He handed them out to the heroes corresponding to color. Blue: Sonic, Yellow: Tails, Red: Knuckles, Pink: Amy. " They should make you go much faster than even Sonic can run. Sorry Shadow, I didn't make one for you because I thought you were dead…"

"That's fine." Shadow said. "I can use my Air Shoes"

"Okay." Sonic said. "Let's win this."

One cloaked figure laughed. It was a female voice. "With those hunks of junk? Yeah right!"

Tails glared at her, then looked to Banjo. "Banjo, I wasn't able to get any for you or your friends."

"That's fine." Banjo said. He reached into his backpack and pulled out a…. go-kart.

"How does that fit?" Shadow asked.

"Doesn't matter." Banjo said. "I won the Diddy Kong Grand Prix with this baby."

Mumbo made airplanes appear with magic. One by himself and one by Bottles.

The animals prepared themselves for the race. Banjo got into his go-kart. Kazooie strapped on a pair of turbo trainers. Mumbo and Bottles climbed into their airplanes. Flames erupted from the soles of Shadow's shoes. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Amy mounted their boards, which began to hover. The cloaked figures did the same.

Ready… BEGIN! Grunty shouted.

The racers rocketed forward, traveling down the streets of Station Square at incredible speeds.

"WHOA!" Sonic shouted. "These boards are fast!"

"You're gonna have to be a lot faster than that to beat us!" One cloaked figure shouted as his green board propelled him forward.

Sonic gritted his teeth and picked up his speed.

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Kazooie and the planes were in the air, weaving between buildings. Kazooie would sometimes jumped on top of a lower one, pick up speed, and then take off again.

Five robots suddenly flew past them. "Whoa!" The animals shouted.

The robots turned around and began firing rockets at the flying animals. Kazooie activated wonderwing to block some of the missiles and Mumbo destroyed the rest with magic.

"They're cheating!" Bottles shouted, pressing a button on the plane's control panel. One of Kazooie's fire eggs launched from the plane and destroyed a robot.

Kazooie fired a grenade egg out of her beak, decimating two robots. The remaining two robots turned around, and rocketed away. "After them!" Mumbo shouted.

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Shadow skated down the road, using the jets on his shoes as propulsion. Beside him, Knuckles rode on his board. Swerving in front of them was the large cloaked figure on a grey board.

"Get back here!" Knuckles shouted. The figure looked back, laughed, and then picked up a parked car and chucked it backwards.

"Get back!" Shadow shouted. He leapt into the air in front of Knuckles, and a golden shockwave exploded from his body. It decimated the car.

Knuckles zoomed under, after the figure.

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Tails and Amy boarded down the street with Banjo driving along side them after the cloaked figure on the purple board.

Banjo pressed a button and a rocket fired out of his go-kart, but the figure expertly dodged it. "You can't honestly hope to beat me with those poorly made hunks of junk!"

"Poorly made?" Tails and Banjo fumed. Apparently, Banjo had built his go-kart.

In anger, Tails picked up the pace, and flew right next to the cloaked figure. He punched at her, but she caught his fist. The figure punched at him, but Tails nimbly dodged. Suddenly, the figure's cloak got caught on something as they flew down the streets. The cloak came off, revealing a pinkish purple female swallow. In a Rouge-ish sort of way, she was actually kind of pretty…

While Tails was distracted, the swallow punched him, sending the kitsune falling backwards off of his board. Banjo quickly extended his arm, catching Tails and pulling him onto the back of his go-kart before the fox hit the ground.

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Sonic and the figure on the green board exited Station Square. They were vying for first on the flatlands on the outskirts of Station Square.

"You can't win!" The figure shouted as he passed Sonic.

"I can try!" Sonic retorted as he retook the lead.

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The large figure on the grey board continued to chuck anything he could at Shadow, who was either expertly dodging them or destroying them.

While the figure was distracted, Knuckles passed him. "Hey!" He shouted in a somewhat dopey voice.

When he looked back at Shadow, the hedgehog was right behind the cloaked figure and punched him. He stumbled and the animals continued on.

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Kazzoie leapt from the final tall building she could see. In front of the flying heroes was a flatland. On the ground, she could see two figures on boards vying for first place. On of the robots fired a missile at the two boarders.

"Oh no you don't, rustbucket!" Kazooie shouted, beakbombing the robot, destroying it. Kazooie landed on the ground and ran at great speeds, thanks to the turbo trainers.

"Look out!" She yelled.

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Sonic and the cloaked figure looked back to see a rocket coming at them at an alarming speed. Sonic swerved away, but the figure was caught in the explosion. His cloak caught fire, so he quickly ripped it off. He was a green hawk. The hawk grimaced and picked up speed.

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Gradually, all of the racers converged onto the flatlands. In the distance, Tails noticed some buildings. "We're nearing Westopolis!" he yelled as the large cloaked figure tried to pass them.

Tails grabbed the cloak and ripped it off, revealing a large grey albatross. He punched Banjo's go-kart, knocking it backwards. Just before it exploded, Tails flew forward, carrying Banjo. "Oof. Lay of the honey will ya?" Tails asked.

"There's nothing we can do about that now!" Banjo exclaimed. "Unless we do something, we'll lose!"

"You're right." Tails said.

Suddenly, a voice said. "Leave that to me!" It was Kazooie. She leapt into Banjo's backpack, extended her legs and began running. Without the extra weight, Tails landed and began to run. He noticed Amy coming up behind him, so he began to mutter calculations. The instant before Amy hit him, Tails jumped up and landed on the back of her board.

"Geez. Give me a heart attack why don'tcha?" The pink hedgehog asked, rolling her eyes, but smiling.

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"Chaos Spear!" Shadow shouted, destroying the last of the robots. Unfortunately, all of the once cloaked birds had taken the lead, and Westopolis was coming up fast. He attempted firing Chaos Spears at them, but the birds nimbly dodged them.

Knuckles rode up beside the birds, swept a boulder off the ground and threw it at the birds. The swallow was knocked backwards, while the hawk and albotross where knocked to the sides. Sonic swerved the boulder, passed the birds, and took the lead.

The hawk and albatross managed to regain their balance and rushed forward on their boards. The swallow wasn't so lucky. She flew backwards off of her board. She knew that if she hit the ground at this velocity, it could very well be fatal. However, she was in too bad a shape to do anything about it.

Without thinking, Tails extended his arm and caught the swallow before she hit the ground. "I didn't ask for your help." She muttered.

"Is that how you say thanks to someone who just saved your life?" Tails asked.

"I won't thank you, however, I think I may just forfeit this race." She said, releasing Tails' arm and leaping backwards.

"Wait!" Tails shouted "What's your name?"

He heard her in the distance shout "Wave!" as she slowed he decent with her wings and landed.

Amy giggled. "Oh Tails, that was so cute."

"Huh?" He asked. "What d'ya mean?"

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The hawk and the albatross were arguing as they tried to overtake Sonic.

"Storm! I thought you said you'd handle the echidna!" The hawk yelled.

"I'm sorry Jet, they got the jump on me!" The albatross, apparently named Storm shouted back.

"There's no time!" Jet retorted. "We have to win this!"

But it was not to be. Sonic entered Westopolis first, followed closely by Jet and then Storm. A few seconds later, Mumbo and then Bottles flew into the city. Then, Shadow crossed the finish line, followed by Knuckles. About a minute later, Kazooie, with Banjo on her back, rushed in, and soon after, Amy with Tails on her board entered. A while later, Wave crossed the finish line a leisurely walk.

"WAVE!" Jet shouted. "What are you doing? Why where you walking?"

"I got knocked off my board numbskull!" She shouted back. "I barely managed to survive, no thanks to you!" She glanced quickly at Tails.

As the birds argued Kazooie whispered to Sonic with an almost dreamy voice. "Who's that green hawk?" Sonic slapped his forehead.

"Whatever." Storm said. "Why don't we just try to get the treasure some other way?"

"I guess we have to." Jet said. "C'mon team." He began to walk off then glanced back at Sonic. "You haven't seen the last of us. We will avenge this horrible defeat some day." With that, the three birds walked off and our heroes appeared back in Grunty and Eggman's lair.

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Uh.. this chapter may not have been as interesting to those who haven't played Sonic Riders, (which this was mostly based off of) but it was fun for me to write.

Here's the current standings as well as where as where all the references are to.

SONIC: 7 pts

TAILS: 5 pts

KNUCKLES: 5 pts

AMY: 5 pts

SHADOW: 5 pts

BANJO: 3 pts

KAZOOIE: 5 pts

MUMBO: 7 pts

BOTTLES: 5 pts

Grunty's sisters: Brentilda (Banjo-Kazooie) Mingella, and Blobrelda (Banjo-Tooie)

The Super Emeralds (Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles/Sonic & Knuckles)

Station Square (Sonic Adventure Series)

Westopolis (Shadow the Hedgehog)

Cream (Sonic Advance 2)

The Chaotix (Knuckles Chaotix)

Extreme Gear, Babylon Rogues (Jet, Storm and Wave), the 'treasure' (Sonic Riders)

Banjo's Go-Kart, Diddy Kong Grand Prix (Diddy Kong Racing)

Mumbo, and Bottles' planes (Banjo Pilot)

Oh, and just to avoid confusion, Wheel of Torture is NOT over yet. All nonrobotocized animals still have to get 10 points to win.

Review! Next chapter soon!