Christmas Song!

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Sirius: What are you getting for Christmas?

James: Nuttin'

Remus: You mean Nothing.

James: Nooooo, I mean Nuttin'

Sirius: Why?

James: Wellllllllll

James:

I broke my bat on Johnny's head;

Somebody snitched on me.

I hid a frog in sister's bed;

Somebody snitched on me.

I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;

I made Tommy eat a bug;

Bought some gum with a penny slug;

Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy and Daddy are mad.

I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

Sirius: Mommy and Daddy? Have we gone back in time or something?

Remus: Sh! This is getting good!

I put a tack on Flitwick's chair

somebody snitched on me.

I tied a knot in Lily's hair

somebody snitched on me.

I did a dance on Rosemerta's plants

climbed a tree and tore my pants

Filled the sugar bowl with ants

somebody snitched on me.

Sirius: Snivellous always does this…Snitches on everything.

Remus: You said it.

James:

So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy and Daddy are mad.

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I won't be seeing Santa Claus;

Somebody snitched on me.

He won't come visit me because

Somebody snitched on me.

Next year I'll be going straight;

Next year I'll be good, just wait

I'd start now, but it's too late;

Somebody snitched on me.

So you better be good whatever you do

'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,

You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.

Sirius: -Whistles-

James: Haha! Your not getting any either!

Remus: -whistles-

Sirius/James!