Christmas Song!
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Sirius: What are you getting for Christmas?
James: Nuttin'
Remus: You mean Nothing.
James: Nooooo, I mean Nuttin'
Sirius: Why?
James: Wellllllllll
James:
I broke my bat on Johnny's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sister's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;
I made Tommy eat a bug;
Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
Sirius: Mommy and Daddy? Have we gone back in time or something?
Remus: Sh! This is getting good!
I put a tack on Flitwick's chair
somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Lily's hair
somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Rosemerta's plants
climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
somebody snitched on me.
Sirius: Snivellous always does this…Snitches on everything.
Remus: You said it.
James:
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.
So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
Sirius: -Whistles-
James: Haha! Your not getting any either!
Remus: -whistles-
Sirius/James!
