Banjo-Kazooie meets Sonic the Hedgehog: Final

Disclaimer: SEGA owns the Sonic characters and Rareware owns the B-K characters.

Chapter 16

"Well, let's get back to the show." Grunty said, and glanced over at Eggman, expecting a snide comment. None came. The doctor had long since given up trying to get the hag to stop the gameshow. "Next question: How long ago did Maria Robotnik die?"

Shadow buzzed in and solemnly said. "50 years ago…"

"Correct. Where are the Time Stones located?"

"Little Planet." Amy said.

"Right. What evil entity disrupted the Diddy Kong Grand Prix?"

Banjo buzzed in. "I believe his name was Wizpig."

Grunty growled. "Why don't any of you get these wrong? What is the name of Bottles' ancient ancestor that helped the stupid bear and bird defeat me?"

"I-I don't know that!" Bottles exclaimed.

"That would be Bozzeye." Kazooie said hitting her buzzer.

"Correct." Grunty said, flipping to another card. "Oh. Here's a nasty one: what question is this on my list of questions?"

The animals remained silent.

"Did I mention that if no one answers, you're all robotocized?" Grunty smirked.

Kazooie reluctantly hit the buzzer. "Uh… 15?"

Grunty cackled. "So sorry, but… no. Spin the wheel!"

The feisty breegull flew to the wheel and spun it, causing it to land on Two on Two Battle.

"Okay bird. Choose your partner." Grunty said,

"I think it's obvious who I'll choose." Kazooie said. "Banjo, of course." She hopped into his backpack,

Banjo smiled. "Of course. We ARE a team."

"I was hoping you'd pick him." Grunty said. "That'll make this fight all the more ironic."

"Huh?" Banjo and Kazooie said as they vanished.

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The bear and bird duo appeared in the basement of Grunty Industries, where they fought Welder. It was a large square room made of metal with no apparent way out. There were giant metal doors on one wall.

"If last time was any indication…" Banjo began. "Then we'll most likely have to fight an improved Welder.

Not even close. The voice of Grunty mocked.

The large doors opened, but all that came out was a bear. From the distance, Banjo and Kazooie could see that it had on yellow shorts, and a blue backpack.

"Hey…" Kazooie said. "That looks just like-"

The bear lunged forward, across the whole room and the doors closed behind it. It hit Banjo right in the stomach, sending him into the wall.

Banjo coughed up a bit of blood. "Urk! W-what is that thing?"

The bear looked identical to Banjo except its left arm and leg were metal and the right side of its face was metal. Both eyes glowed emerald green.

Meet my creation, Cyberbanjo. Eggman's voice said. I was originally going to use it to deceive Sonic and his friends when I began construction, but I think I like this more. I wasn't able to complete making it look like you, but everything else functions properly.

Out of Cyberbanjo's backpack came a metallic breegull. It had fake metal feathers, and h glowing red eyes. In short, it looked like a large clockwork-Kazooie with a normal sized head and red eyes.

And this is my other creation, Robokazooie. As with Cyberbanjo, its weapons and AI function properly, but I didn't get around to making it look real.

"So… we're fighting robotic copies? Not very original of you." Kazooie smirked.

I don't need originality, as you will see. Eggman's voice said.

Cyberbanjo lunged forward, aided by jets, and swung its arms at the real Banjo. Banjo dodged it, and punched the robot. Afterwards, he clutched his hand in pain. "Agh! What is that thing made of, metal?"

Kazooie rolled her eyes. "I think that's a good guess."

Robokazooie opened its mouth and a missile fired out. Banjo held his hands in an X to protect himself, but when the smoke cleared, he was still hurt. "Ouch."

Kazooie shot an ice egg from her beak, but Cyberbanjo held its hand in the air, causing a light green barrier to appear from nowhere. The egg hit it and broke harmlessly. The barrier vanished.

"No…" Kazooie said as Cyberbanjo grabbed the duo and threw them into a wall."

"Oof." Banjo said, sliding to the floor. "This isn't good. How about taking to the air?"

"Sounds good." Kazooie said as she spread her wings and Banjo kicked off.

Robokazooie spread its wings in rigid formation, and jets came from Cyberbanjo's feet. The evil robot duo shot up, plowing right into Banjo and Kazooie, who were far too slow to get out of the way.

"Ahh!" The bear and bird shouted as they fell to the ground.

"This 'team' isn't thing working out." Kazooie said.

"I agree." Banjo responded.

"Time to split up then!" Kazooie shouted, taking off from Banjo's backpack.

Banjo ran at his robotic counterpart, as Kazooie dive bombed it, firing eggs of all types.

Cyberbanjo formed a dome around itself like the previous shield, and when the eggs cleared, it dropped the dome and Robokazooie took off from its backpack, which was apparently bolted on.

Cyberbanjo rushed at Banjo, and the two engaged in a one-sided melee fight. Everytime Banjo connected with a hit (which wasn't often) he hurt himself more than Cyberbanjo.

The battle in the air wasn't fairing well either. No matter how many eggs or beakbomb attacks Kazooie attempted, not one hit the metal bird. However, Robokazooie had already hit the real Kazooie with its talons and grazed her with a few rockets.

Cyberbanjo grabbed Banjo and hurled him at Kazooie. She couldn't get out of the way in time, and the duo hit the wall and then the ground. Kazooie got back in Banjo's backpack, as the bear struggled to his feet.

"I think we're gonna die." Kazooie moaned.

"We can't give up!" Banjo said weakly. He slowly limped towards Cyberbanjo, and was horrified when Robokazooie attached itself to its metal arm. The metallic breegull's head was right over Cyberbanjo's hand, and its wings stuck out the sides like swords.

You see. Grunty said. You may be a 'team', but you can't beat robots who were programmed and designed to work together.

Right. Said Eggman. FIRE POWER LASER!

Cyberbanjo lifted its arm as Robokazooie's mouth opened. Out fired a large green laser straight at our heroes.

Banjo closed his eyes, resigned to his fate, but when he didn't feel the hit, he opened his eyes. The laser was splitting off in every direction right in front of him. Kazooie's wing feathers were golden and she held them in front of Banjo.

"The wonderwing!" Banjo exclaimed happily.

"Don't… celebrate… yet!" Kazooie grunted. She gave a small yelp and the wonderwing failed, and the laser hit Banjo and Kazooie and blasted them into the wall. (They seem to hit the wall a lot, ne?)

Suddenly, Robokazooie sparked and the laser failed.

Bah! They must have used too much power! Finish those animals now! Eggman yelled.

Cyberbanjo rushed forward, turning its arm. It then raised its arm, reading to bring Robokazooie's sword-like wing down on Banjo and Kazooie.

And then…

It twitched.

It twitched again.

And again, and again.

"It's malfunctioning!" Banjo shouted. "Kazooie, NOW!"

Kazooie opened her eyes and fired a barrage of grenade eggs at the robots. They smoked and then fell to the ground.

"Is it over?" Banjo asked.

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The incredibly beaten Banjo and Kazooie reappeared in the lair by their pedestals.

"I can't believe it!" Grunty was yelling at Eggman.

"I guess I had more things to work on than I thought…" The doctor said meekly.

"Are you okay?" Bottles asked the bear and bird.

"We'll be f-fine." Kazooie winced.

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Wow. That was a violent chapter. It was also a fight I've wanted to write since I first came to fanfiction. net and invented Cyberbanjo and Robotkazooie.

Just a heads up: there should only be one or two more Wheel of Torture chapters, and then the adventure will progress.

Here's the current standings as well as where as where all the references are to.

SONIC: 7 pts

TAILS: 7 pts

KNUCKLES: 5 pts

AMY: 5 pts

SHADOW: 7 pts

BANJO: 7 pts

KAZOOIE: 7 pts

MUMBO: 7 pts

BOTTLES: 5 pts

Time Stones, Little Planet (Sonic CD)

Diddy Kong Grand Prix, Wizpig (Diddy Kong Racing)

Bozzeye (Banjo-Kazzoie: Grunty's Revenge)

Review! Next chapter soon!